DECEPTIION PROMO
Jet Chen: Welcome to the first season of Big Brother Deception. 14 strangers will enter the Big Brother house, shut off from the outside world for 11 weeks. All with one goal in mind, to win a half million dollars. Let's meet some of these soon to be houseguests.
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Tiffany is seen receiving her key to the house]
Jet Chen: Congratulations on receiving your key to the Big Brother house Tiffany. Do you have a strategy planned out yet?
Tiffany: Of course I have one Jet, don't be silly. My strategy is to use my looks to my advantage. I'm gonna flirt with all the guys and hopefully get them to take me to the end. And if they don't take the bait, then they're probably gay anyways.
Jet Chen: Tiffany, what is one thing you are gonna miss the most while you are in the house.
Tiffany: I'll probably miss my little puppy Mr. Woobie.
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Camera zooms in on a miserable looking pomerianian with a pink bow tied around its head]
Tiffany: Oh! I'm also really gonna miss my cheerleading team too they're my BFFs. I'm gonna have to teach some of the uglier girls in the house some of my cheerleading moves and also how to be more attractive like me, so I can feel like I'm still at home. This is going to be easy.
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Camera cuts to an "interesting" looking girl with blue hair and "interesting" clothes]
Jet Chen: Sophia, I've been told that you're a virgin, is this true?
Sophia: Yeah, and I'm not ashamed of it. Its my own personal choice, I haven't met the right guy yet. I'm the type of the person thats usually up for anything. I've been drunk to the point that I vomited for 12 straight hours and I've been stoned to the point I thought I was gonna float off of the face of the Earth and never come back down. But to me, something like having sex is different. I've never been in love before, and I want to have sex with someone that I'm in love with. I believe that everything happens for a reason, so maybe me going to the Big Brother house is so I can fall in love, ya know?
Jet Chen: Right, ok. So, I see that you're very outspoken. On a different subject. You're a fashion designer, and those are very...different clothes that you are wearing. Did you design those yourself?
Sophia: Yep. I've always been unique. With the clothes that I design, I'm hoping to start a new trend. Hopefully some of my designs will catch on and I'll see people everywhere dressing just like me.
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Shot fades out with Sophia smiling into the camera and cuts to a very well dressed guy receiving his key.]
Jet Chen: Shane, this is just based on appearance, but you don't really strike me as the type to own a novelty store.
Shane: Uggh, I hate that place with a passion. I was sorta forced to take over when my father died. I was the only person who he trusted to run it in his place.
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Shane starts tearing up]
Jet Chen: You seem like a very sensittive guy, Shane...You're not gay are you?
Shane: What? No! No way! Why would you even ask that?
Jet Chen: No reason..
Shane: People have suspected I was gay since I was 10. Just because I have a good sense of fashion and I have a dream to be a model, does not mean that I am gay.
Jet Chen: Ok then, I believe you, no one is saying you're gay.
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Shane starts tearing up again as the camera fades off of him and cuts to a younger guy recieving his key.]
Jet Chen: Hello Mike
Mike: Hey Jet, nice to meet ya.
Jet Chen: I've heard from a very reliable source that you refuse to drink, smoke, or do drugs.
Mike: Yeah Jet, I'm a clean cut guy. Drinking and smoking are bad for your health, and I plan on living as long as possible, so I workout once a day, and I always make sure to eat my vegetables and stay away from drugs.
Jet Chen: You're a great role model. I'm just wondering, I had an interview not too long ago, with another houseguest who said that they were a virgin. Are you a virgin too?
Mike: Just because I'm clean cut, doesn't mean I'm a dweeb. Of course I'm not a virgin. Actually, I plan on hooking up inside the house, I don't think I can can handle 11 weeks without sex.
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Shot fades away with Mike continuing to talk about how many "chicks he has boned", and cuts to a young hispanic girl talking with Jet just moments after receiving her key.]
Jet Chen: Lauren, do you have any strategies going into the house?
Of course. I am an actress, hello? I could be like an even more manipulative version of Dr. Will. No one would expect a cute little girl like me to be so evil. I definitely plan on being the villian this season.
Jet Chen: What are you looking forward to in the game?
Lauren: I'm just ready to totally kick everyones butt in this game. They aren't even gonna know what hit them. I'm gonna show them what this fiery latina is all about.
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Lauren stands up and heads towards Jet but the camera cuts to a Jet entering a bar and handing a key to the blonde bartender]
Julie: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god! No way! This isn't real! I'm dreaming!
Jet Chen: I assure you, you're not dreaming Julie. You're going to be on Big Brother Deception. But first let's have a quick interview. First question: How long have you been bartending?
Julie: About 6 or 7 years.
Jet Chen: How good are you?
Julie: I would say I'm pretty good, I pretty much run things around here.
Jet Chen: Ok then, get me a vodka martini, shaken not stirred.
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Julie gets Jet his drink]
Julie: There you go Mr. Bond.
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Jet takes a sip of his drink]
Jet Chen: Oh, you are good. Ok, let me ask you another question. How far do you see yourself getting in the game?
Julie: I think I can get to the final 2. The only thing I'm worried about is that I'm a leader, and people may see me as a threat and may want to get me out early. But I also think I can get a strong alliance together and make the final 2 with someone that I become close with in the house.
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Shot cuts to a scrappy looking guy]
Jet Chen: Jordan, is it true that you sell drugs?
Jordan: What? How did you know about that? Weird...That was back in the day though, I'm done with that now. I'm a DJ, I was only selling to pay the bills, but now that I have a decent job, I don't need to do that anymore, sooo yeah...Next question!
Jet Chen: Would you call yourself a "people person"
Jordan: I do like to talk alot, but I'm not really what you would call a "people person". The only thing I like about DJing is that I can sit back and listen to music, I hate having to take requests for dumb songs that I can't stand. I have a small group of friends that I like to talk to, but thats about it.
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Jordan looks at his watch impatiently]
Jordan: I really need a cigarette right now, so can we stop this interview for now. I think I should start packing too.
[Camera cuts back to Jet Chen at the studio]
Jet Chen: There are your first 7 houseguests. Meet the final 7 after this commercial break.