Season 1 Episodes

[DJ]

Week 1

Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Joshuah Welch, Mike "Boogie" Malin, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



16 houseguests entered the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house, hoping to call it home for the rest of the summer. Eddie and Jessica had a secret romance…

Jessica: Anyone interested in being my bedmate? I promise I don't hog all the blankets.. may just cuddle a little
Eddie: I totally would if I didn't have a girlfriend back home. *Looks at camera* Love you honey!!!
Jessica (Diary Room): Him in the game changes EVERYTHING because I can't screw him over.. I just can't.. it's against anything I stand for in these games but at the same time he likes to backstab people.. Obviously I fear he'll do it to me.. but he says he won't and I have to trust him.

And Rachel was up to some early alliance-making. She made a deal with Dave to go to the end…

Dave: So, I am offering you right now... final 2 promise.
Rachel: I will protect you and vote with you to the end.
Dave: Janelle wants to do a 3 person alliance with us
Rachel: I’d be okay with that. I like Janie.
Dave (Diary Room): I am trusting my whole game with Rachel and Janie. They are great players and good people.

But Rachel’s true loyalty was with Chelsia and Janelle…

Rachel (Diary Room): Chelsia and Janelle are my main bitches. I will NOT and REFUSE to vote them out. Basically we rule and everyone better watch out.

Jessica agreed to a final 4 alliance with Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel, but she was willing to explore all her options...

Jessica (Diary Room): Janelle really wants a final 4 with Rachel, Chelsia and me.. that's cool with me but... I also have Eddie and Mike to think about! Not to mention my thing with James to top it off!

Meanwhile, Chelsia was up to no good…

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well I thought I would be a bitch and start some shit. I told Josh that Jensa is after him and Eddie.. I figure Jensa won't talk much to many people so this is the perfect person to setup, and Josh is my person to fuck with as long as that son of bitch is in the house. Eddie is already scared of being first to go so if he hears this some how he will flip his shit.

Eddie (Diary Room): Tons of people have told me that Jen's target for nominations are Josh and I...all stemming from Chelsea ultimately. So I decided to confront Jen about it, just to freak her out into winning and maybe putting up Chelsea for spreading shit about her.

When Jen caught wind of Chelsia’s scheming, she confronted her in front of the entire house…

Jen: Don't listen to anything she has told you about me. I told her absolutely nothing at all. I do not want to nominate either of you, Josh or Eddie.
Chelsia: I really can't believe you Jen. Like I said before you are something else, that’s for sure. You got caught and you know it. Next time you want people out, watch out who you go trying to get!
Jen: I didn't fucking want them out, you stupid bitch! The only person worth getting out in this damn game is you!
Chelsia: Coming after me huh? Well bring it on alright? I am sick of your childish game already.

At the HOH competition, a twist was revealed to the houseguests.

Chelsbot: The person who wins will be granted access to the secret basement of the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. The basement contains 3 safes, each containing an item that could help you win the game. When you win your first competition, you will be given access to the basement.

The competition tested the houseguests’ relationships…

Janelle (Diary Room): The competition was called "Chain of Command," where Houseguests would link together to form a chain and the person not linked at the end of each round was eliminated. The eliminated houseguest chose who would begin the next chain.

And Amanda got on everyone’s nerves…

Janelle (Diary Room): Immediately Amanda started sucking up to everyone and then proceeded to bark out orders. She used everyone in the challenge and people were FUCKING PISSED OFF! Amanda probably just fucked her whole game right there in that one competition.

The competition came down to Dave, Josh, and Amanda. Josh became the first link in the chain, giving him the power to eliminate one of the others. The eliminated houseguest would choose the eventual winner. When Dave wouldn’t promise to give Josh the win, Josh was enraged.

Joshuah: If I take you out will you pick me to win? I will not nominate you whatsoever. Not before or after Veto, and not anytime I am HoH before jury
Dave: Man... I owe Amanda bad, though. She carried me through this. Dude, I won’t nominate you.
Joshuah: I don’t give a fuck.
Dave: I can’t help that she kept picking me…
Joshuah: Dude, just shut the fuck up!
Dave: It would look pretty shitty if I just gave up on her after all the times she picked me…
Joshuah: Just stop talking. Go ahead nominate me. Whatever. I don’t care. How do you think it feels....to have someone who I talked to extensively before the challenge never once pick me?
Dave: It's kinda hard when I am taking orders from Amanda who kept picking me only on the premise that I would pick who she told me to…

Because Dave could not promise to pick Josh as the winner, Josh eliminated Amanda. When Amanda chose Dave to win HOH, Josh went off on her…

Joshuah: Good thing you decided to screw yourself! You have no idea who I know in this game!
Amanda: You are after me?
Joshuah: Yep.
Amanda: Okay thennn. Why though?
Joshuah: You didn't pick me to win the HoH. Me eliminating you was a test of how much I could trust you.
Amanda: You eliminated me. How do you think MY trust felt?
Joshuah: Obviously Dave is more important to you. I said I didn’t pick you so our alliance would still win HoH, and mine and your alliance wouldn’t look so obvious.

Joshuah (Diary Room): I really hate Dave and Amanda. They are whores who need to die. They both better work some magic in this game, because I will be coming after them with a vengeance, and make their lives hell!

At the nomination ceremony, Dave nominated a pawn…

Dave: I nominate Scott. It's nothing personal, man. I've talked to most everyone and it's hard to pick so early in the game.

…And a shit-stirrer.

Dave: Josh, when someone says that you will be safe, take their word for it instead of chewing them out. I am nominating you because I was nothing but honest with you and you chose to attack me just because you didn't win. If you want to come at me for no good reason, then so be it.

In the Veto Competition, the houseguests had to answer trivia to open locked doors and retrieve puzzle pieces. The Buxom Blonde smoked the competition…

Janelle (Diary Room): I did it! I won the neato! *holds up veto* The competition gloves came in pretty “handy” (Diane: *perks up*). Basically I blew everybody away in that one, and hopefully I can continue to win neatos in the future. It is like, so good to have access to the secret basement. Ah WIYL unlock one of those safes and take the prize!

…And she chose to leave Dave’s nominations as is.

Janelle: Well guys, this is the veto meeting. *giggles* As the winner of the golden power of veto, I have the option to remove one of the nominees from the chopping block. *holds up veto* I have thought a lot about it... and at this point I feel it is in my best interest to...


NOT use the golden power of veto *puts veto back in box*

This meeting is adjourned!

Jessica and Rachel helped lead the charge to get rid of Joshuah…

Rachel (Diary Room): Basically right now I'm going around pretending to not know who to vote for when in fact I know I am voting Josh out of this game. I may forgive Josh, but I never forget. I can't trust you and I don't think I ever will.

Jessica (Diary Room): Josh hates me and won't ever stop for whatever reason. I just know keeping him in the house is not the best idea. I have no alliance with him what so ever and I'd like to keep it that way, he told me not to talk to him so that's the way it's going to be! Heres hoping operation Joshuah going home... WORKS!

When it came time to vote, Chelsia cast a mystery ballot to stir things up…

Chelsia: Honestly you are both pieces of shit and I wish I could chop you both up tonight. I however can only take one yo asses at a time out so let me get to it.!

I vote to evict… Scott.

…But the rest of the votes went to Josh, and he was the first houseguest sent packing.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 12-1, Joshuah, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

[DJ]

Week 2

Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Mike "Boogie" Malin, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



The houseguests were hardly upset by Josh’s eviction…

Chelsia (Diary Room): Joshuah was sent packin'! *SMIRK* Anyone of them going was fine with me. Less trash to deal with, you know what I’m sayin’? Still a lot of people to watch out for and take care of, I'll be on the look out!

Dave (Diary Room): Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight! Get down tonight! Wooo! Josh is gone. If that isn't reason enough to dance, I don't know what is. I guess he was right though. I am playing a pretty "stupid" game, seeing that he was evicted by a vote of 12-1. *insert sarcastic tone here* Sure goes to show just how many people really were mad at me.

And Dave incorrectly blamed Chelsia’s vote to evict Scott on Nicole.

Dave (Diary Room): I am pretty sure that it was Nicole who voted to evict Scott. Though, I wouldn't be that surprised if it was someone else. I am pretty sure though it was her. So be it.

Dave and Will formed a strong bond…

Dave (Diary Room): Can I just say that Will is probably the coolest guy in the house. Sure, I have my other friends, but Will is just real with me. I feel bad that I have to hide my alliance with Rachel and Janie from him.

Will (Diary Room): I think Dave is playing a very strategic game as well. I don't really buy what he is telling me. He says that he feels close to me and Eddie but I would be very stupid to think that we are his only alliance in this game. Dave is my ally...but if I wanna win this game I'm going to have to take him out eventually. I can not go into the end game with Dave. He seems like a smooth talker and I have a hunch he has multiple alliances going on. I don't know if 100% have his loyalty.

At the next competition, Chelsbot revealed a twist about HOH…

Chelsbot: Dave, as outgoing Head of Household, you ARE eligible to compete, because one of the twists in BIG BROTHER: WARZONE is that you can win consecutive HoHs. Today's competition is called "Hold Down the Fort." Each of you will have a password protected "fort" which will contain your personal "battle flag." The job of everyone else is to break into the other houseguests' forts and capture each other’s flags. The person who captures the most flags will be the *new* Head of Household.

Some houseguests had no desire to win HOH…

Eddie (Diary Room): I plan on completely throwing this HOH. I have no desire to deal with nominating at this stage in the game. Jessica however is eager to go after Amanda I guess. I think it's a terrible idea but I'm not going to tell her what to do with her gameplay.

Jason (Diary Room): I hate this HOH. Why am I trying? I picked one of the forts to try and break into but I got bored really fast. I do not think that I need HOH at this point in time, I just wanna see people's flags. I like my flag and think it is hot, although a tad bit emo.

After a close race between Janelle, Nicole, and Drew, the Buxom Blonde emerged victorious yet again…

Chelsbot: The winner is JANELLE with a total of 5 battle flags. Congratulations, Janelle, you are the *new* Head of Household!

Janelle: *screeches* YES! YES! YES! *pumps fist* (to Dave:) Gimme the key, bitch!
Dave: Congrats Janie... but you don't have to rip the key off my neck!!! *coughs*

Janelle (Diary Room): Oh my GAWSH I friggin' won Head of Whores! Eeeek! YES! YES! YES! *pumps fist* SHRIEK! I wanted to get it soooo bad and I got it! I have won two competitions but I don't really give a shit about being seen as a threat. Now I just have to figure out which two of these 'tards to nominate. I know I am not nominating Chelsia, Rachel, Dave, Jessica, Jason, or Amanda. Everyone else is fair game.

The houseguest’s had mixed reactions to Janelle’s win…

Jessica (Diary Room): I do not think it's wise of Janelle to be showing her challenge whoreness as much as she is, but I can't stop her, she'll do what she's going to do but I think it will get her backdoored later on during the game. She has me confused of what she is doing to be completely honest. But whatever, I'm not going to get in her way because I know she'll keep me safe and I'll keep her safe as best I can but if others try to do something I can't throw myself in the way to save her, she's too much of a threat.

Drew (Diary Room): So Janelle won HoH. I wanted it bad, but at least I came joint 2nd! Hopefully that shows to the others that I made a real effort to take part, so my "inactivity" will be reduced. Hopefully Janelle will "reward" me, Nicole and Jess for taking part, i.e. so she will save me (and the girls) for putting in effort. And Dave did too, so hopefully he's safe.

Nicole (Diary Room): She scares me with how strong she is. This challenge was just WOW!! She was crazy in it. And I don't want to be seen as a rival to her as she is just way stronger than me. I don't want to be a threat to her but I'm so worried about how she sees me.

Dave (Diary Room): I am on cloud 9 for now, obviously. With Janie in the HoH seat, I can sit back and actually enjoy a week without pressure from responsibility like last week and without the worry of having a dangerous HoH. What am I saying... Janie is THE most dangerous player in this game. That's why I love her.

Meanwhile, Rachel and James were developing a flirtmance…

James: We can be the Gemini twins!
Rachel: You are cute <3
James (laughing): Don’t make me blush!

And Rachel’s ally Janelle was less than thrilled. At the nomination ceremony, Janelle nominated James and Boogie.

Janelle: I have nominated James and Boogie for this week's eviction. You are two of the people I feel I have communicated with the least. I know communication is a two way street, but as HOH I've gotta nominate somebody. Nothing personal.

Janelle (Diary Room): The reasons I gave out at the nomination ceremony were as fake as my weave *flips weave* or these *pushes up breasts*. I really nominated James because I wanted to put a quick end to his and Rachel's showmance. I mostly nominated Booger as a pawn, but Booger is the person I would like to go this week if James can't go. He is an ally of Jessica's, and I want to cut off other people's allies.

Jessica (Diary Room): She nominated James and Mike.. SAY WHAT?! That's gotta be one of the most WTF nominations I've seen in awhile.. I don't understand it but whatever I don't care. If nominations stay the same and I have to pick between those 2, then I will vote out James.. nothing against James, he's a great guy and I trust him but I have more loyalty towards Mike than James.. sorry dude. Plus James is getting closer to Rachel and in the end I don't know who he'd be more loyal to.

Having won every competition, Janelle and Dave were the only 2 with access to the secret basement. Janelle shared her clues with Dave, and he unlocked the third safe and found a hidden power…

Dave: This safe contains the power to stage a military coup against the Head of Household. It allows you to remove one or both of the Head of Household's nominees from the chopping block and replace them with houseguests of your choice.

But instead of taking the power for himself, he let Janelle claim it.

Janelle (Diary Room): Oh my GAWWWWWD guess what yall? Oh mah heck yall aren't gonna believe this one. I hold the power of the military coup! Yes, that's right, I was the first one to claim the power in safe #3. I got the first two codes to the safe, and gave them to Dave. He got into the safe first but DIDN'T take the power. (Cirie: How stupid is dat?) Dave could have taken the power for himself but he stayed (Lisa:) true to his word, and let me have the power. GAWD I would never let someone else have it. With the power of the military coup, I can basically control a whole round. EEEEEEK!

Dave (Diary Room): So... now our alliance has a super-powerful veto ability. It could seriously win the game for us in the end. Granted, now that I see how powerful this item is, I am really itching to get another win so I can crack safe 2.

At the Veto competition, the houseguests had to identify who was who out of a series of distorted images of the houseguests. James fought hard for survival, and he pulled through.

Janelle (Diary Room): *storms into Diary Room* (kind of mumbling:) I am so PISSED AWF right now *puts down glass of wine*. I'm FUCKING LIVID! I got second in the veto and guess who won. Just guess. JAMES. The person that I wanted out the most this week had to win. That makes me just... annoyed.

Fearing nomination, Eddie professed his love to Janelle…

Eddie: You're probably thinking of putting me up, but that would suck though, because I promise not to be a boring bitch. You're just so good looking I don't have the balls to talk to you...

I wrote you a poem about it:

*Ahem Ahem*

I see her twice a week, when our paths cross

Well, they don’t technically cross, per say

I’m on the pool in the backyard she’s on the couch

She’ll always be looking in the windows

At the different keys, comps, players, pictures

or whatever else Chelsbot has on display

that day

Yet she somehow always notices me

And we’ll share no more than a couple seconds

as we smile at each other

Our own little ritual, that is performed every

so often with diligence,

except when work is a fucking bitch, on those days I

don’t see her

I don’t know her name, and I don’t

think I ever will

Yet, I’m pleasantly content to view

this beautiful creature from afar, where her

beauty remains undisturbed by reality, and

can sit comfortably in how I believe her to be

Could I one day cross the street, learn her name?

Perhaps. With a little whiskey. I’ve never

been particularly bold or ambitious.

But something much simpler holds me

to living room couch. From that vantage

point she is perfect to me. She has no scars,

no vices, no sinful nature.

And it is pleasant having something perfect

in my life, every Tuesday and Friday,

for several seconds.

And after James removed himself from the block…

James: Because I am on the block, it is in my best interest to...

Use the Golden Power of Veto on myself, removing me from the nomination block!

Janelle chose to nominate Doctor Will.

Will (Diary Room): So I was nominated as a replacement nominee. I’m not going to lie.. I am shocked and a little pissed. It appears as though I have the votes but I also figured I was safe so who knows what I know. If Dave is with me..and Dave is with Janelle..why on earth was I nominated? This is only the second eviction...if it was later in the game then sure..there wouldn’t be anything Dave could do about it. But with 14 other people in this game why on earth wasn’t I protected?

Dave (Diary Room): I know Will will probably make it through the vote (*crosses fingers*) but it still sucks to think that there is a chance he will get evicted. I made a "pact" with him tonight that I would be real with him and have his back. Aside from keeping my alliance with Rachel and Janie a secret, I really have been true to him so far, and in all honestly I hope he makes it to final four at least. And, if one of the three out of my alliance doesn't win, I'd definitely hope that Will wins. Regardless, I know now that if for some reason I do find that Rachel and/or Janie decide to backstab me, Will is a great person that I can rely on.

With the eviction looming, Mike was feeling vulnerable…

Mike (Diary Room): I know I have Nicole and Jessica, but not much more. Apparently Jess has Rachel and James, but they are both not sure it would be smart to vote for me, and that really isn't helpful. I dunno, I'm hoping maybe things go okay, but I really don't know.

And in the end, only Jessica, Jason, Nicole, and Amanda voted to keep him. He was evicted over Will by a vote of 8 to 4.

[DJ]

Week 3

Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



After Boogie’s eviction, Jessica and Nicole were feeling down in the dumps…

Jessica (Diary Room): Mike is gone. That makes me so sad, I really didn't want him to go but it took me so long to decide on what to do that I gave myself little time to really save him. I know I would have been able to if I decided right away that I was going to save him, but I didn't. I did keep myself being honest with Dave so that he wouldn't think anything of me voting for Will to go as well. I also talked to Will about it to stay on good terms with him.

Nicole (Diary Room): I'm a little upset. Boogie was a great person to talk to and a good ally. I keep on losing my allies in this game. Maybe I'm toxic to align with.

…and Chelsia was feeling elated. The way she saw it, it was 2 down and 13 to go.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Boogie bites da dust! I was happy as hell. That was the first person I sent packin' .. I was also happy to see Will get some votes. I am really happy with the way things are rolling right now.

Jason, on the other hand, didn’t care either way…

Jason (Diary Room): Will didn't leave. Whatever. It is really too early in the game for me to care… especially with 14 people still left in the game. That is so many, fourteen. It is four more than ten and eight more than six. Crazy.

My plan is actually to win HOH this week. I really want to make a big move early on in the game, but I mainly want access to the secret basement, because who knows what kinds of wonders could be down there? I think it is just Chelbot's secret sex dungeon, but that is probably just me.

…And Will was feeling relieved and ready to fight for HOH.

Will (Diary Room): I am glad to see that everyone who said they would vote for me to stay actually did.

I’m going to be trying hard for HOH. I wanna know what’s going on and these people will be more willing to tell me if I am HOH. I have a feeling a lot of people will be throwing HOH. Dave for sure. Maybe even James. James would throw it to me so I’m the one to go after Janelle. Winning HOH and going after Janelle is probably game suicide at this point, but I would rather go after her then just get picked off later on because I’m totally powerless. I’ll go for the big move and try to surround myself with good allies to hopefully keep me here. I think there are quite a few people in this game that would join my side against Janelle.

The next day, Nicole approached Rachel about forming an all-Canadian alliance.

Nicole: I've been wondering if we should float the idea of a Canadian alliance.
Rachel: Who's all from Canada?
Nicole: I know Will is and you are. I think Jessica is as well. She's from B.C. That's four people, and if we could keep it secret, it could benefit if one of us gets nominated.
Rachel: Sounds like a good idea, but the other Canadians need to want it to happen.

Rachel (Diary Room): Nicole came up to me and asked me about a Canadian alliance. I of course agreed that it was a good idea, but didn't really say yes or no. This alliance would include myself, Nicole, Jessica and Will which isn't necessarily a bad thing for me, so we'll see if this idea leads to something in the future. I could give or take this alliance personally.

And Nicole let Rachel know who her targets were…

Nicole: I know Janelle is super strong and she is probably with Dave and Amanda.
Rachel: She could be, yea.
Nicole: I know I want Amanda gone ASAP. I haven't spoken to her since that first challenge
Rachel: She came out all insane and then went MIA. What a weirdo.
Nicole: I don't know who I want gone more though. Her or Janelle. Janelle just appears to be so strong.
Rachel: She is very strong. She’s won 2 times out of 4.
Nicole: I wonder if she knows she's leaving a huge target on her… I think the moment she's nominated and doesn't win veto she is toast.

Rachel immediately told Janelle what Nicole was up to…

Rachel: FYI, Nicole is after you.
Janelle: Fuck Nicole. She’s going.

Janelle (Diary Room): I wake up this morning to go fix my weave and Rachel comes up to me and tells me that Nicole is after me. Excuse me, Nicole? I'm sorry that you are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I've been whooping you at competitions. Nicole is GOING. She is now my main target.

The HOH competition tested the houseguests’ eye for detail…

Chelsbot: Below are 5 sets of images. The image on the left is the original picture. The image on the right has been modified. Your job is to find and list differences between the original picture and the picture on the right.

Dave was ready to fight for the win…

Dave (Diary Room): I am ready to be HoH again. Not being HoH was too boring. I've decided I prefer the responsibility and everything else that comes along with HoH rather than being out of the loop. Plus, I want to be able to nominate a few people whose alliances are unknown to me.

And he pulled through, winning HOH for the second time in 3 weeks. The majority of the houseguests were thrilled with his win…

Rachel (Diary Room): Dave won HoH, which means for another week I get to sit on my ass eating bonbons while he makes himself look like a threat. Which is totally fine by me, my game is about manipulation and using everyone to the full extent of my abilities. They will be used, bruised and abused by the time I'm done with them all. Dave has let me know that his potential nominees are Nicole, Amanda, Scott, Eddie and Jen who can all go in my opinion.

Drew (Diary Room): Dave's HoH!!! Thank God, now I know I'm completely safe this week, so I make it to Week #4!

…But not everyone was happy.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Dave won HoH again! I am tellin' ya he is a fucking threat to be dealt with one of these days.

Eddie (Diary Room): Dave wanted to win HOH again...and did it. He has now won 2 out of 3 HOHs we've had. I swear to god I know I need Dave out of here at some point. He plays the whole field and I will end up a casualty of it if he has his way. He has several alliances. He wins lots of comps. He's one of my best Warzone friends but he's a backstab waiting to happen. Honestly, I'm probably safe with his comp whoring ways for a while but when it's cut off time...I won't hesitate.

Scott (Diary Room): Dave won HOH which I'm not happy about. I know he doesn't like me and I know I have a big chance of going up for eviction. But it looks like he settle for Nicole and Jen. I really hope that I can win the Veto so I can save Nicole, since she's one of my main allies.

Dave was given another clue to the second safe, and he quickly unlocked the power.

Dave: This safe contains the power to declare war on the current Head of Household. If you decide to use your power, you will face the HoH in a 1 on 1 competition. If you lose the competition, the HoH's nominations will stand. If you win, you will be able to remove one nominee of your choice and replace him or her with a houseguest of your choice.

…And he told several of the players about his discovery.

Will (Diary Room): Dave told me he got into the safe and he told me about his secret power. I am going to assume that Janelle has the same thing. This gives me a good way to convince a HOH to nominate both of them together. Hopefully get them both to use their power.

Eddie (Diary Room): Dave told me that he unlocked a safe in the basement and won a power. According to him he is allowed to challenge the HOH to a game of battleship for a bonus Power of Veto. Good to know. He also thinks Janelle unlocked a safe as well (she has won as many challenges as him...seems plausible).

Dave: Any news?
Rachel: The only new thing is that Nicole wanted to make a "Canada" alliance.
Dave: You, Will and her?
Rachel: And Jess. I said it’s a cool idea…didn’t really agree.
Dave: I unlocked Safe #2. It allows me to challenge the current HoH before veto. If I win a game of battleship, I can veto a nominee and me and that nominee are both safe the rest of the round. Only problem is that I have to win... I wish it were for sure.

At the nomination ceremony, Nicole and Jen found themselves in the hotseat…

Dave: Jen, I am nominating you simply because I have talked to you least. It's nothing personal. Nicole, I am nominating you because I think you are a very strong and good player. I respect your game, but have no clue where your allegiances lie.

James (Diary Room): Glad I am not nominated this round! I guess Dave is a good ally to have in this game. His nominations are great! Hopefully Nicole can get the boot because she is a huge question mark? I don’t know her too well either, so she has to go. Jen is the ultimate pawn. If she goes, ohh well, but she will more than likely live to fight another day!

Nicole (Diary Room): Shit, I'm nominated. That little shit. I've tried to suck up to him as much as possible but it's not working. I can't stand him. He is worse than Amanda. Dave is a lying ass to his very core. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed at this point. I’ve tried to be the nice girl, but if I do survive, the niceness is over. I'm going to teach a few of these bitches a lesson.

Before the Veto Competition, Janelle got drunk and went off on Amanda.

Janelle: You used everyone in the first HOH competition, and now you barely talk to anyone.
Amanda: Chill out.
Janelle: Why don't you DO SOMETHING instead of sitting on your fucking ass all day not talking to anybody? Remember when Josh told you I said that you were fucking annoying? Well, you ARE FUCKING ANNOYING.
Amanda: Cool.
Janelle: Pussy. Scared to put up a fight? Or maybe your FIFTEEN YEAR OLD FATASS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON ME. Yeah you look like a fucking dyke. You're fat as hell!
Amanda: Yeah, totally… Well anyways.. good luck in the Veto.
Janelle: SUCK IT, YOU RETARDED FATASS! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE THINKS SO.
Amanda: Wow, Janelle. Angry, much? What the fuck is your problem?
Janelle: You annoyed and pissed off everyone in the first HOH and haven't bothered to talk to anyone since. It’s bullshit and I'm SICK OF IT!
Amanda: Well, I didn't use people okay.
Janelle: BullSHIT. You just asked people to eliminate the ones you wanted and then you turned on them. You did it to me, Rachel, and others. Fuck you. Why don’t you go eat a fucking tub of sour cream?
Amanda: Why do you have to be an ass?
Janelle: Because you are FUCKING ANNOYING!
Amanda: Well, I don't care what you think. I actually liked you but my opinion has changed.
Janelle: And I CERTAINLY don't care what YOU think about ME. I don't fucking care. I never liked you.
Amanda: Okay, well anyways good luck in the Veto.
Janelle: SHITTY LUCK IN THE VETO. FUCKER!

Amanda (Diary Room): Janelle randomly comes up and says mean stuff to me, so I tried to be sarcastic and just laugh at it.

…And Chelsia was also in the mood to cause drama.

Chelsia (Diary Room): I thought it was time to try and stir it up with Jen again.

Chelsia: Hey Jen, I am hearing you want me out pretty badly from more than one person. What’s up?
Jen: You seem surprised? You told people lies about me!
Chelsia: Well, I thought I would let you know that the house is sick of our drama. I for one am willing to let it all pass. But if you want to keep going around spreading my name with people that’s fine. I only see it backfiring on both of us, as no one wants a couple of drama queens around. But yeah if you’re after me, then I guess that only leaves one thing left to do.
Jen: After we talked, I haven't said your name once. So make sure you know all of the facts before you confront me.
Chelsia: Uh... Are you even doing the Veto? I would love to beat you!
Jen: You aren't, but have fun trying.
Chelsia: You couldn't do a challenge if it fell outta the damn sky in your lap finished for ya!
Jen: You couldn't think of a good comeback if you had to save your life. Well, it is the best I can expect from a borderline dumbass. But can you honestly blame me for saying your name? You have been spreading lies about me since DAY 1. I know you want to get the satisfaction of winning the Veto, but you aren't going to, so don't waste your time!
Chelsia: YOU’RE THE ONE SPREADING SHIT!
Jen: You have mental issues. SERIOUSLY. The fact that you can lie straight to my face is pathetic.
Chelsia: Go win you a Veto, you worthless tramp! You need it! Go play with matches at a gas station would ya!
Jen: Glad you got that horrible joke out of your system. I do hope you get the help you need one day.
Chelsia: Stop spreading my name around, and it would be fine, really Jen.
Jen: The only reason I said your name was because you were spreading lies about me!
Chelsia: I DID FUCKING NOT! I only told Josh what you stated.
Jen: Then why did you tell Josh and Eddie I wanted to nominate them?
Chelsia: BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO, YOU FUCKING WHACK JOB!
Jen: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH!
Chelsia: YOU DID, AND YOU KNOW YOU DID!

Chelsia (Diary Room): I truly don't think Jen has what it takes to win the Veto and save herself, but you never know!

The Veto competition was called "Don't Put Words in My Mouth!" The houseguests had to unscramble quotes made by Big Brother houseguests and then write the quote in the correct talking bubble. Chelsia came out on top…

Chelsia (Diary Room): Yay! My first win! .. I was happy to have won the veto when Jen needed it most!

… and she chose not to use the Veto.

Chelsia: I have the option of saving one of you, or leaving your asses up there for dead. Jen, you play a game I want nothing to do with. I bet you'd like to have this veto huh? *Waves in face* Well you ain't getting it! Nicole, I don't know you, and I don't owe you. So you won't be getting it either. I have decided to.....

NOT use the veto this week. *Tosses veto in box* Best of luck to the honest one! This meeting is adjourned.

Jen: Chelsia, you are the one to talk about honesty? Please.
Chelsia: Jen, That wasn't directed at you! More of wishing luck to the more honest one. Funny how you feel like you're the least honest one though.
Nicole: Wow. I'm actually a little taken aback. Not concerned about the fact I wasn't taken off. I'm wondering what you mean that I haven't been honest. I do agree we haven't spoken much, but at the same time I don't get what you mean by I haven't been honest with you. As far as I know I haven't had a chance to lie to you at all since we haven't even really talked.
Chelsia: I was only wishing luck to the more honest player is all. Wasn't directing it at Nicole or Jen.

As a prize for winning the competition, Chelsia received access to the secret basement and the first letter to the safe of her choice. Dave tried to talk her out of a clue.

Dave: What letter does it start with?
Chelsia (lying): It starts with Z.
Dave: Soo... only 46656 combination possibilities then. Get another piece and you are down to 1296 possibilities
Chelsia: I am willing to share this with you, Dave. You helped me get my clue so its like both of ours : )

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well, Dave tried to work that clue outta me. Like I am going to give you that shit! No way! I do wanna toss him in my *bag* however so I fed him a line of sh-t!

Dave (Diary Room): Chelsia and I have an odd connection. I feel that I can trust her, but I don't think that either of us really have a similar strategy at all. In fact, I don't even know what her strategy is. She seems like a floater as far as alliances go, but when the day ends, I have a feeling she's on the side of my alliance. I think she'd vote with us any day and I feel that she could easily be in with our group. Surely she'll get smart enough to realize that she needs to pick a side soon and make an alliance if she hasn't already. If she has, she's surely fooled me. Overall, I think that Chelsia is a smooth player who is going to slide under the radar pretty far.

…And Chelsia and Jen formed a surprising alliance.

Chelsia (to Jen): Too bad you can't have that veto, huh? I told you, bitch! Don't mess with me!
Jen: I was too busy to the competition, but it's fine.
Chelsia: I wouldn't worry much about the vote honestly. I don't think I will even vote for you. You would however vote me if I was up there.
Jen: Not necessarily. I was actually going to keep you safe had I won Head of Household. I hate that this whole thing started for no reason as well.
Chelsia: Uh no reason? You came to me wanting people out, and then called me a whore liar in front of everyone!
Jen: I seriously don't know where you heard that from, because I never said that.
Chelsia: Well maybe we could make a deal of some sort to put this all behind us, and show each other we’re willing to forgive. If I don't vote you, you don't vote me? When the times ever comes.
Jen: I was actually going to offer a deal no one would expect, but I didn't know if you would be up for it. So yeah, I'll take that offer.
Chelsia: That would actually pull people for a surprise and a half. They all think we are out for each other big time, and honestly I haven’t felt that way at all about it.
Jen: Awesome. So it's a deal.
Chelsia: I would make that deal if you promise me that you would come to me any time you heard my name come up and I would do the same for you as well. I have made no final 2 deals, so if you wanted to, we could take this thing all the way to it. I would put my trust in you.
Jen: Same here.

Chelsia (Diary Room): LOL why NOT? I mean if the dumb bitch is that dumb to fall for it, I will totally be down for that! Better than her trying to take me out. She can, however, never trust me! Muhahahahaha!

With the eviction approaching, Dave was hoping that he had the votes to get rid of Nicole.

Dave (Diary Room): Nothing against Nicole, she's a great person, but I see her as the biggest threat to me right now. Mainly, this is because she suspects myself and Amanda as being in an alliance, which could potentially cause her or one of her allies to nominate the two of us together. Granted, I feel safe if I am nominated against Amanda, but I don't want nominated at all. The second reason I see Nicole as a threat is because she wants to see Janie gone as well (Rachel told me... Oh how I love Rachel, the mole of our operation). Anyways, this could potentially lead to me AND Janie getting nominated, which would suck and most likely cause us to have to use one of our safe powers before we'd like. Thus, getting Nicole out of the game will be beneficial for me and my alliance.

…But Jessica had another idea in mind.

Jessica (Diary Room): I'm going to push for Jen to go as much as I can. Amanda wants Jen to stay.. and that in itself is a good enough reason to vote out Jen! Amanda also told me she wants out Janelle and that Janelle annoys the crap out of her and it's like thanks for that ammo, I'll use that against you now bitch, can't wait to talk to Janelle about it. I should go be social and do some damage control on this vote and see how many votes I can rally up against Jen. Hopefully enough for Jen to actually leave!

…And Jason was on the same page.

Jason (Diary Room): I am somewhat close with Nicole. Well, not really. Before every HOH I have told Nicole that I love her and she is my favorite in the game, I would never nominate her and all that crap. I personally would rather have her stay.
No one is playing the game quite like Dave. Geez Dave. Why more people are not targeting him is beyond me. People say half the house is aligned with him. Well that means that the other half isn't! Just nominate Dave and one other from his half then evict his ass. Duh.

When the votes came in, everyone but Jessica, Jason, Scott, and Rachel voted to evict Nicole.

Chelsbot: Nicole, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Nicole: All I can say is watch out for the two snakes in the house. One who is the obvious one and the other that pretends to be your friend but really isn't.
Dave: I dunno if I am one of the snakes, but I can say that I didn't have any hidden agendas. I'm pretty sure it was obvious who I was trying to get evicted. Nothing personal Nicole. You played a tough game. I am not going to pretend that I didn't see you as a threat.
Scott: Dave, instead of making up crap saying that Nicole was a threat, just come out an say the truth! You wanted her gone because she wasn't aligned to you, since from what I heard half of the house is aligned to you, so at least be honest to her that you wanted her gone because she wasn't on your side.
Dave: If having friends means being aligned, then I am guilty. And as for making up crap, if telling people the truth is crap then I guess I am guilty of that too. Who came to you before the nominations of the first round and gave you a heads up that I was putting you on the block? Me. Who told Mike flat out that they were voting for him? Me. Who didn't try to hide the fact that they wanted Nicole out more than Jen? Me. Plus, I am not "aligned" with Jen either, so why wouldn't I have went after her? Well, because Nicole was the bigger threat in my opinion. I had nothing personal against Nicole, and I told her that many of times.
Scott: Sure, whatever. That's not what you told me, but whatever. If you want to be a liar, that's your choice.
Jason: Can't we all just get along?!?!?!?!?!

[DJ]

Week 4

Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



After losing his ally Nicole, Scott had gone off on Dave, claiming that he had lied about his reasoning behind nominating Nicole. He hated Dave. Dave would be his target for the remainder of the game.

Scott (Diary Room): Well Nicole was evicted and I went on a rampage. I hate Dave so much right now. I called him out, and I'm so happy because now everyone is going to hate him. He’s an asshole.

Dave (Diary Room): Well, Scott, I THOUGHT you were cool, and I even respected you. I guess that goes to show how one statement or action can take that all away. I don't why you decided to come after me. Sure, I am playing a game based on lies and deception, but at least get the facts right if you are going to call me out. Your attempt to do so was so weak. Maybe you really are a cool guy and your game is just about trying to start drama. Either way, you need to go soon.

Drew (Diary Room): So Nicole went which is a relief. She left a little mind game for us and it's obvious one of her "snakes" is Dave. She's pathetic. Scott then turned into a jackass and turned on Dave when it wasn't necessary to speak. I've just lost respect for him. Should've kept Joshuah, I wish we did. Scott hasn't made a single attempt to contact me since I saved his butt. Jerk.

Jessica (Diary Room): Scott is all after Dave now, they got in an argument and Scott was telling me how much he wants Dave out, because he's too powerful and always gets his way. I can't say I don't agree with him… because I definitely do.

Rachel was disappointed by Nicole’s eviction. The horse breeder had been hoping to see a certain Jensa member sent packing. She did not feel that Jen had earned a place in the house.

Rachel (Diary Room): I wanted Jen gone, but most of the house is under Dave's spell, so they voted Nicole out. I am okay with this because it means I don't have to do it later on, but I don't want Jen in this game any longer. She is a worthless LOG. She just sits there doing nothing, I want her to be thrown in the fire and burned to ashes!

Dave (to Rachel): Smart move on voting Jen.... you would have blown your cover. I was just so doubtful that Nicole would go... well played!
Rachel: I knew she would go regardless, and I wanted to make sure she believed me and Jess did, too.

Dave (Diary Room): Rachel, all I can say here is that you play such a good mole that you better not actually be playing me in the end. You are too good, and you are not even on anybody's radar. How do you do it? I am just too social to have your job. I would find myself in many more webs of lies than I am in now. Kudos.

It was time for the HOH competition. In this competition, the houseguests would face off two at a time. Chelsbot would name an object, person, place, etc. that relates to Big Brother. The first person to post an image of the item would stay in the game AND choose the next two houseguests that would face off. The loser of each round would be eliminated. The last person standing would win. Before the competition, Amanda and Janelle shared a few words.

Amanda: Oh, It's JANELLE! . The one that hates me .
Janelle: Why yes, it is! *giggles*
Chelsia: You guys hate each other?
Amanda: She hates me.
Janelle: Chelsia, it's none of your fucking business.

The competition came down to James and Amanda, and it was James who emerged as the winner.

Will (Diary Room): Hurray for another easy round for me in the Big Brother House! My man James comes through in the best possible scenario for me. My boys club alliance of Dave, Drew, Eddie and myself will all be staying this round. This alliance is very crucial to me for one reason only. Simply numbers for when I need votes to keep me in this game. The Doctor is sticking around.

After the competition, Janelle walked inside, and Amanda immediately began to stir the pot.

Amanda: Yay! The skank is gone! That is why I wanted HOH. To see her leave.
Chelsia: Ya’ll are out for each other, huh?
Amanda: The bitch started the shit. I wanna finish it. Bury her in the pre-jury house. (evil grin) So James… just wondering…
James: ...Yea???
Amanda: Would you be willing to put up Janelle? Like, I am not trying to make you do my dirty work. I just think she needs to go.
James: Janelle did nominate me for eviction!
Amanda: Yeah, she did!
James: …So that is something to think about.
Amanda: She will go after you sooner or later, so why not get her out now?
James: Ohh yea, it totally makes sense!
Amanda: I just don't want this information I am giving out to bite me in the ass.

Chelsia (Diary Room): James had to fucking win! It was better than Amanda winning. But damn, so James already talking about slappin' my girl Janie up! *spits* FUCK YOU JAMES! YEAH FUCK YOU! I wanna rip his weave off so bad, but gotta be careful. I hope to God something works out our way this week. Heads are about to fly up in dis bitch! We need to throw Amanda right in the trash can, and fast.

Chelsia (to James): Don’t let Amanda talk you into anything… You won. You deserve to put who you want up.
James: You’re safe 100%... but I have 4 people in mind...
Chelsia: Well, I won’t push towards any of the 4, as it’s truly your choice. I don’t want a huge deal made out of it either, as I want us in the clear for the weeks to come. I have no idea really the best move is for us at this point.. seems like more drama is in the air though so I think your HoH win could be kept on the low down sorta with all that going on.
James: Unless my nominations push the drama higher...

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well I knew right off I was safe with James winning. Unless he’s a bigger piece of shit than I am and is lying ta me. But I just knew he wanted my girl Janie up.

James: Be honest, Chelsia! What do you think of me putting Amanda and Janelle on the block this round? That seems to be my overall choice!
Chelsia: To be honest, I hear people don’t like either of them much, and I like having people like that in the house… I mean it keeps eyes off of us that way. That’s how I feel about it. But you won and you deserve to put up who you want, and I hold nothing against you however it plays out.

Chelsia (Diary Room): You motherf---er! You son of a bitch! Put Janelle up and it’s the end of you as we know it! *Smacks camera*

Later that day, Rachel spoke with James about the upcoming nominations. James was now thinking of placing Eddie on the block as a pawn to get rid of Janelle.

James: How does Janelle sound to go up on the block? It’s expected cause she nominated me.
Rachel: I think it’s fine…
James: And from these 2 who would you pick: Eddie or Amanda?
Rachel: Amanda. That’s ‘cause I dislike her.
James: But I want Janelle gone, and Amanda would go if she was nominated!
Rachel: Then choose Eddie.
James: That’s why I’m leaning towards Eddie...a non-threat who would stay...
Rachel: Anything you want to do is fine with me.

Rachel (Diary Room): James has hinted that he wants to nominate Janelle and Eddie/Amanda. I of course agreed to it because I can't reveal my alliance to Janelle to anyone except Dave, Jason, and Jess. Hopefully, one of us win Veto and saves her ass ‘cause this ain't her time to go.

Meanwhile, Jessica worked it to make sure Eddie would stay off the nomination block.

Jessica (Diary Room): I've basically being trying to keep Eddie off the block without making it obvious that I'm close to him. I straight out said I like Eddie. I basically want him to nominate Amanda and Janelle, because I am pretty sure Amanda would leave in that situation. My goal is to do what I can to make sure Amanda is nominated. I think an Amanda Vs Janelle nomination would bring lots of drama, and Janelle has been wanting drama, so why not? Let the games begin.

Eddie (Diary Room): Jessica told me that James might put me on the block and his main target is Janelle. So I talked to him and made sure I don't sit with Janelle.

James: How would you feel if Janelle was on the block?
Eddie: I'd be happy. I've never felt more nervous than when she was HOH, and she’s really good at competitions.
James: So if she was up, you would vote her out?
Eddie: Definitely. You couldn't possibly pick another person that I'd vote out over her.

Jessica (Diary Room): I filled Eddie in on everything, and he went and talked to James, and then a few minutes after that James is like, I'm not nominating Eddie, he will vote out Janelle if she's nominated. That's just priceless.

It's just in my nature to want to protect my main ally, which in this case is my Eddie. But I have to keep in mind that he doesn't need my protection, he can take care of himself but it's a hard habit for me to break. If anyone ends up exposing us it's going to be me and that's not good, I gotta be careful!

At the nomination ceremony, two enemies found themselves on the chopping block.

James: I have nominated Amanda and Janelle for eviction this week.

Amanda, for some reason I get the feeling you are being somewhat fake with me. I also take the fact that you're good at the challenges into consideration!

Janelle, you nominated me Week 2. I know it was nothing personal, but it’s hard to forget the past. You're also a great competitor, and you will give anyone a run for their money!

Janelle (Diary Room): Well, I am up on the block this week thanks to that motherfucker James *swings machete* I am up against Amanda though, and I'll fight to make sure that fatass goes. You know what? I am above NOTHING to win the veto or this entire game. The house should split soon so EVERYONE will be fighting to win HOH for their side, and then I can go insane if my side wins. I am not that worried about being up against Amanda because basically everyone hates her. I am, however, seen as a threat by some people. You wanna think I'm a threat? I'll show you how threatening I am.

Rachel (Diary Room): Well, the nominations just went up and I could not be happier with the results. I am pretty sure most of the house dislikes Amanda over Janie so we just have to make sure that Amanda remains on he block this week and then vote her ass out of this game.

…After the ceremony, the house went off on Amanda.

Chelsia: How many people do you want out, Amanda? I don't know about fake. But I find you two faced a bit :/
Amanda: I am not two-faced, but think that if you must. Chelsia, Janelle and Jessica-- it's no secret that you three are close to each other.
Jessica: Wow that's news to me that Chelsia, Janelle and I are close… Please stop speaking for me… You don't know me AT ALL whatsoever. You are just delusional and need to seriously get over yourself, I told you last night I don't give a shit what you say about me. Anyone in this house shouldn't give a shit what you say about them, because your word means nothing and it never will.
Scott: Amanda, you are a fake bitch so shut up.
Jason: Amanda, you are a worthless piece of shit whore who could not give out a blowjob if people fucking paid you. Janelle, you are fugly… I take back what I said about Janelle, I was still talking about Amanda.
Chelsia: Amanda, you betta just keep my f---ing name outta stuff if you know what is good for you!
Will: I am so completely out of the loop here.
Jason: Will-- Amanda is a filthy little whore who has been talking shit about everyone in the game behind their backs. Janelle found out and was like whatever and now Amanda is making herself seem like the victim and the one everyone should rally behind.

Hope you are in the loop now. ^__^

Chelsia (Diary Room): That slut Amanda went over the line when she tried to call Janie, Jessica and myself out at the nomination ceremony. She done pissed me off bad with her two fucking faced ways!

Chelsia: WHY DID YOU SAY IT?
Amanda: I said that Janelle needs to go—not you.
Chelsia: You said that I AM WORKING with Janelle and Jessica. That’s the biggest load of shit I have heard this entire time. Why did you say that Amanda? You had my vote.
Amanda: You called me fake.
Chelsia: So you made up shit about me?
Chelsia: and I didn’t call you fake ‘til after you said that shit. I said I didn't know about fake, but I felt you were two faced a bit.
Amanda: Oh gawd.
Amanda: Someone told me that…
Chelsia: Who?
Amanda: I don’t wanna throw someone under the bus.
Chelsia: Well you FUCKING TRIED TO THROW ME UNDER IT! Who is saying this shit?
(Amanda does not respond)
Chelsia: YOU FUCKING SAID IT, NOW STOP LYING!
Amanda: Oh gawd. I am playing a game
Chelsia: You look like a big liar and two faced to a lot of people right now. You might wanna put that game on pause, honey, and talk about this?

Chelsia (Diary Room): She is a worthless bitch and she will get hers!

Eddie (Diary Room): It’s time for… Strategy Advice with Eddie!

Yo, I'll be taking some calls about this BB bullshit

*Brrring Brrring*

(high pitched voice): Hey Eddie! I love you!!! OMG I saw you coming out of the shower on the live feeds and you accidentally dropped your towel and I saw your dick! mmmmm Anyway my question is about Amanda. Amanda is like my second favorite houseguest ever but she seems like she might go home. What can she do now...and how could she have saved herself?

(returning to normal voice)

That's a good question, woman. Well I'm sorry to say that there's not much Amanda can do after pissing on the big dogs and getting them angry and all the bitch ass Scotts in the world.


What could Amanda have done differently to maybe stay in this game?

...


SHUT THE FUCK UP! Hope you win veto bitch

This has been a special episode of "Strategy advice with Eddie"

Later that day, James unlocked a hidden power from the basement…

James: This safe contains a hidden Golden Power of Veto. This veto may be used only once throughout the duration of the game. After the regular veto ceremony, you will have 12 hours to use your power. You may save one nominee (including yourself), and the HoH will be forced to name a replacement.

…And Dave found out that Chelsia had lied about her clue.

Dave (Diary Room): Chelsia lied to me. She told me that the combination for safe 1 started with Z. I spent 3 hours trying to crack it since I already cracked safes 2 and 3 and found that they both had a similar pattern (letter number letter number). I did EVERY letter number letter number combination possible with Z as the first letter, and NOTHING! Then James told me it wasn't Z. To top it off, James cracked the code. Had Chelsia told me the truth, then I would have had safe 1. That SUCKS.

Chelsia found out from Rachel that Dave had caught her in a lie. She now had to do some damage control…

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well Dave knows I am a lyin' bitch! I don't care. I am already plotting against him, and trying to patch up the LIE I told! I need to get him talked about and hopefully get him out before he gets me out!

Chelsia (to Dave): I love working with you, and still want to, and I need to come to you with something I withheld as it wasn't right at all. All the talk about you having alliances all over the place was scaring me a lot, though. I am sorry I didn’t just come to you with it right away. I don’t want you thinking I am liar, as I try to play an upfront game. The first letter was a C.
Dave: Well.... I found out yesterday that the first bit of the password wasn't Z. But it's too late now.

I guess I am a bit disappointed that you lied, but I can't hold it against you. I understand your worry. Really, all the talk about my "alliances" is part true and part untrue. I do have a lot of friends/ties in this game, but they are not all alliances with me. I'm glad you came to me though with the truth, because I really did feel that I could trust you, and yesterday when I found that you lied, I was very surprised.

I respect you a lot, and I think that we have the potential to be a good team. I am almost certain that James has Safe 1 power... Janie has safe 3 power, and I have safe 2 power.

Chelsia (Diary Room): God, I was pretty dumb to let in on the trust, but fuck I was busted flat out.. and I had to do something!

It was time for the Veto Competition. This competition was called "Scrambled Eggs." The houseguests had to piece together several egg puzzles that had letters on them. These letters, once unscrambled, would form the first and last name of a past Big Brother U.S. houseguest. Dave captured the Golden Power of Veto, giving him his third win in four weeks.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Dave won the damn Veto! *Vomits* Is that fucker human? Anyways he is just setting himself up for a kill, that’s all I see in it.

Dave was torn on what to do…

Dave (Diary Room): Everyone is saying that Amanda will go, but I bet Janie expects me to use Veto on her. That will ruin a lot of work though that we have put into keeping our alliance hidden. I hope she will go along with the plan to just let the nominations as they are and bank on Amanda getting evicted.

…and in the end, he chose to respect James’ decision.

Dave: After some thought, I have decided that I would like to... not use the veto!

Dave (Diary Room): I decided NOT to use it. Was that a stupid move? Maybe. But I feel it was the best move at this point. I just hope that Janelle realizes that and doesn't use her power! According to everyone else, they are voting Amanda, which is exactly what I want to happen. Janie NEEDS to stay, and she NEEDS to see that she is likely going to stay.

Janelle (Diary Room): GAWD, Dave's fake ass won the veto and didn't use it on me. He trynna act like we so close but dat's bullshit. He just tellin' everybody what they wanna hear *giant eyeroll* You know what? I think I could be safe this week because of what I've heard from Chelsia. And because I *know* there are a few people that wouldn't vote against me (whispers: Chelsia, Rachel, Dave, Jessica). But... you know what? I would feel like a damn FOOL if I didn't use my power and got booted. Gawwwwd, what kind of (kathy griffin: retarded) player would that make me? A FUCKING RETARDED PLAYER.

At this point, Amanda was up the creek without a paddle.

Scott (Diary Room): Personally, I want Amanda out. I fucking hate her-- she's a two faced bitch.

Jason (Diary Room): This vote is really a no brainer for me, and three other people. I know that Janelle has these votes right now: Jessica, Chelsia and Rachel. I am the fourth vote and all she would need would be one more. Although I am Janelle's fourth fiddle, I am still a fiddle and I would hope she would have my back over some of the other people in the game.

I really do not think that Amanda really has a chance to stay, I mean look at her. She is a fat ugly whore. She is a filthy horrible player who I do not like at all. She is a cheater and a liar. I despise her. Plus I am sure I am on her targets list since I have been saying all this shit now.

In the end, only Eddie voted to evict the Buxom Blonde.

Eddie: Have you ever seen a man brushing his ass with a toothbrush while on the job in a cubicle? Wouldn't that shit be dumb as fuck? That's how dumb Amanda is. She pulled a Josh and called out the people that she is at the mercy of...the voters rather than HOH this time. What's wrong with these fucks? I am 100% sure that Amanda will be walking out of those doors and Janelle is staying. 100%. There's absolutely no reason in hell why I should not vote out Amanda. But you know what... I don't really give a shit.

I VOTE TO EVICT JANELLE.

...and Amanda was sent packing.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 9-1, Amanda, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Scott: WOHOOOO BEST EVICTION EVER <3333333333333333 Ding Dong the Fake bitch is gone!
Janelle: Thanks for keeping me you guys! You guys are really hot! I'm hot! You're hot! blah blah blah!
Jessica: Bye Amanda.. have fun NOT on the jury!
Chelsia: Well, I can't say I am honestly upset with this vote. Amanda, you really had it coming! I don't know where you were going with your game plan, but sorry you didn't make jury?
Jason: The house already smells a lot less like fish.

[DJ]

Week 5

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



Janelle and her alliance mates were on Cloud 9 after Amanda had been evicted over Janelle by a vote of 9-1.

Janelle (Diary Room): I survived eviction and these motherfuckers have to deal with me for another week. *cackles* Amanda was a lazy retarded bitch, so I'm glad she's out.

Rachel (Diary Room): Amanda is GONE! Her ass hit the road faster then Jenna Lewis can turn a man gay. I yelled "Hallelujah, OH GLORY" when I heard those results!!

At the HOH competition, Chelsbot had an announcement for the houseguests.

Chelsbot: I have an announcement to make: This is a double eviction week. This round will be twice as fun as a normal round—there will be 2 Heads of Household, 4 nominees, 2 Veto Winners, and 2 people walking out the front door.

The competition tested the players’ knowledge of events in the game…

Chelsbot: There are 20 questions relating to BIG BROTHER: WARZONE. The answer to each is a number. You will answer with a number that you think is as close to correct as possible without going over the correct amount. For each question, the houseguest who comes closest to the correct answer without going over will earn a point. At the end of 20 questions, the 2 houseguests with the most points will be the new Heads of Household.

Janelle (Diary Room): This week is like, double everything. Two HOHs, four nominees, two neatos, and two whores getting the boot. GAWD I hope I win one of the HOHs.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well eeek we have a double eviction week! This could be very dangerous, or it could be truly great as we could send two slutty whores home at once. Right now I am really trying to decide if I want that HoH or not. I have a lot of alliances out there that I would love to test out. There’s a few people I want out right now, but they are more of backdoor type boots. We shall see what goes down this week soon. I'm out for blood, they threw my girl Janie up and it’s fucking on now! *Rips camera apart*

Jason (Diary Room): I am throwing challenge left and right in hopes that people do not see that I am a threat. I am in good with the main power players in the game at this point and once some of the people I have not talked to have left I am going to turn my game on. Once jury starts those bitches are not going to have any idea what has happened to them. Hehe.

Will (Diary Room): I just have to buckle my seat belt and hope to last through this crazy ride. Since I cant win a goddamn challenge to save my life I hope Dave, James, Eddie, Drew, Scott, Chelsia, or Rachel wins HOH. If it’s Janelle, Jen, Jason or Jessica I am getting nominated. I guess looking it at I have pretty goods odds. But for some reason I am not very optimistic about staying in this game much longer. Something is telling me my time is almost up.

Drew (Diary Room): We have a World War Two Week now, as I refer to it, as everything is doubled. I feel quite confident about the HoH Comp as it's a memory comp, and I remembered most things from the last 4 weeks. Touch wood I'll win this time, I'm more concerned about this round than any other.

Janelle blew away the competition and took first place.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, JANELLE, with 14 points, you are the new Head of Household!

Janelle (Diary Room): I won HOH! *RIPS key from James's neck* That snake bitch is going UP and OUT. *cackles with lightning in the background*

Chelsia (Diary Room): Oooh my Gawd! Did yall see dat motherf--- sh-t? Mmmmhm, That was my girl Janie! She whooped some ass in another HoH challenge >: )

Drew and Dave tied for second place, and after a tiebreaker, it was Dave who took the prize.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, DAVE, you are the second Head of Household of this round! There will be two separate evictions. In one eviction, all houseguests will vote except for Janelle and her 2 nominees. All other houseguests (including Dave and his nominees) will need to vote. In the other eviction, everyone will vote except for Dave and his 2 nominees.

Janelle (Diary Room): Dave won the other one, which is okay, I guess, but is kind of boring. He will be going crazy and like, trying to convince me of who to put up. Dude, I'm fucking putting up whoever I want to!

Chelsia (Diary Room): That robtic intel pentium processin' motherf---er Dave also got a HoH win -_- I hate you Dave, that’s all I gotta say to ya.

Drew (Diary Room): SOO CLOSE TO WINNING! If I'd just got a great answer in one more question I would be HoH. Oh well, at least Dave's one HoH, but of course there's no guarantee that Janie won't put me up.

Will came up with a crazy idea to escape eviction…

Will (Diary Room): I asked Dave to nominate me. I figure he can nominate me against someone that I have a better shot at beating...like Jen or Jason. However if Janelle nominates me against James or Scott...I could be in a lot of trouble. I am deciding to roll the dice. I figure I’m going on the block anyway, might as well try and put myself in the best position possible and hope that I survive the vote.

Dave (Diary Room): Will asked me to nominate him because he feared Janie would put him up anyways. He wanted me to nominate him so that he could go up against someone like Scott or Jen.

At the nomination ceremony, Janelle went after her biggest threats…

Janelle: I have nominated James and Drew for eviction *flips weave*

James, I nominated you for obvious reasons. You are after me, you want me gone, and I don't want someone in the house who wants to see me evicted. You are also a threat to me in the competitions.

Drew, I have nominated you because we don't talk that much and I feel you are more of a threat to me personally than some of the other houseguests.

And Dave did not go through with Will’s plan…

Dave: I nominated Scott and Jen.

Scott- the fact that you decided to try to talk crap about me made this decision quite simple. I guess you couldn't take the truth when it hurt.

Jen- I already nominated you once, so I figured I was already on your hit list. If not, then sorry we just haven't gotten to talk more.

Scott: Dave, I talked the truth that's why you nominated me because you know I'm saying the truth and you want me gone because I'm the only one that's not been your bitch. Anyway it's not like you’re going to win. It’s your destiny to lose.
Chelsia: I am nobody's bitch! I found that insulting to me. I don't know about everyone else.
Eddie: I have sucked no one's penis...not even my own...and even if I did that's because I love to please, doesn't make me a bitch.

Will (Diary Room): I wasn’t nominated...what the hell? Dave probably thinks he is doing me a favor, but he really isn’t. Now I am free to be nominated by Janelle if one of her nominees wins the veto… and I don’t think I’ll beat either of them.

Dave is just an idiot. He found out Janelle wasn’t nominating me, so he didn’t. He didn’t look ahead to the Veto, but he wasn’t trying to screw me. Unless he is just saying that so I don’t know he did...who the hell knows.

It was time for the Veto competition, titled “Big Brother Facelift.” The houseguests were presented with 12 sets of “Before” and “After” photos. Each houseguest had been given a nose job, a new mouth, and new eyes. Their goal was to identify the eyes, nose and mouth in each of the "After" pictures. Those body parts were from people that may have been in any of Big Brother's 9 seasons. They would receive one point for each body part that you correctly identify. The 2 with the most points would both win a Veto.

With a score of 42 points, James claimed the Veto. With 34 points and coming in second, Rachel won the second Veto medallion.

James (Diary Room): The Veto Challenge took me almost THREE HOURS to get right, but it was well worth the time! I’m coming off the block, and I think I got Janelle mad! ;D

James chose to remove himself from the block, forcing Janelle to name a replacement.

Janelle: *stands up, reapplies lip gloss*

Since James used the veeeeeeto, I have to pick someone to replace him. I am going to slap up WILL on the block.

Will (Diary Room): I totally called that one. It makes me so mad that I actually figured out a way to beat this and Dave just wouldn’t listen to me. Drew is an easier opponent then James, though. I think I am favored to stay at this point, but anything can happen. I know people are all pissed at Drew saying he is with Dave. He may get taken out for that reason. I may be with Dave...but I always speak out against him when talking to others. If I stay things are going to get shaken up.

And Rachel chose to leave the nominations as they were.

Rachel: I choose NOT to use the Golden Power of Veto and to respect the choices of the 2 Head of Households.

The house began to rally against Dave. A plot was hatched to remove Jen, keeping Dave’s enemy Scott in the game. The second part of the plan was to remove Drew, who was seen as a close ally of Dave.

Rachel (Diary Room): Drew is tied to Dave closer than I am, I think, so Drew needs to be removed. Drew also was repeating everything I said to him to Dave which pisses me AWF! He's goin'! I am starting to see what others see about Dave’s cockiness, I never saw it before I guess because I am aligned with him but I see it a lot more now. I guess it will soon be time to take the knife out and begin to stab people left and right, including Dave. I want Jen to go since I've wanted her gone since like week 1. Plus, Scott can help us take Dave down. Dave needs to go soon for the fact that he has so many people tied around his finger and he is a huge threat. I am also starting to feel like he has a side alliance going with Drew and Will which doesn't include Janelle and me.

Jessica (Diary Room): This week is kind of slow… the 2 power houses won HOH. I think two non threats will end up leaving this round which is good, I guess. I feel this to be a predictable.. not very entertaining week in the BB Whorezone house *yawns* things need to pick up.. like Dave being booted this coming round! .

And Jason openly rallied against Dave and his allies…

Jason (to Rachel): I want to get Dave out. Tis my plan for the next few weeks. Wanna help?
Rachel: I don’t want to throw my name out there, ‘cause it has a tendency to spread around.
Jason: I’m aligned with Dave. Geez.
Rachel: If you really want to make sure this plan happens, I would hint towards voting out Drew and Je.n
Jason: I thought Will was close with Dave?
Rachel: Drew is closer… Drew tells Dave everything.

Jason (Diary Room): Well I have been the somewhat leader in a rally against Dave's allies. Or people who are assumed to be Dave's allies. I was talking to Rachel and told her my plan about how I wanted to be the one who evicts Dave. She then told me that I should be leaning towards evicting Drew and Jen, which is who I was planning on evicting anyway. At this point in time I am pretty sure that Drew and Jen will be leaving the game.

Chelsia (to Jason): Hey, ain't talked with you for a bit wanted to see what you been up to? And see what you thought about everything going on this week, hoping to start some drama with ya : )
Jason: I was shitting bricks— I was so nervous Dave was going to nominate me, but since he thinks I am in his Alliance Army I guess he did not want to risk it. We should come up with a plan to try and knock him down a few pegs, like starting rumors.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well, so far so good on Dave's name coming up. I been hearing it from just about everyone. We just gotta set it up.

Dave was torn on who to vote for...

Dave (Diary Room): James won Veto, which means that now Will and Drew are up on the block against each other. Now I have to decide which ally I want to try to keep around. I don't have a CLUE what to do. About a week ago I probably would have kept Will in a heartbeat, but lately it has been Drew who has been keeping in touch with me, etc. Will has seemed to be slacking off a bit. Will and Drew are both great guys, they are my friends, and I really don't want to see either of them go. At this point though, I think that keeping Will might be the slightest bit more dangerous. Drew seems to be more loyal to me at this point.

But everyone else had made up their minds to evict Drew and Jen.

Will (Diary Room): I should be staying this round. I have been told by Jessica, Chelsia, Eddie, Scott, and Rachel that they are voting to keep me. That’s enough. I don’t even need James, even though I think he will vote for me. And I’m pretty sure I’ll get Dave's because he will know I have the majority. I’ll predict either 7-2 or 9-0 for me to stay.

Drew (Diary Room): Damn it, people have started figuring I'm working with Dave. Game over.

Eddie's telling me people say I'm a major threat and I'm working with Dave. And Rachel said that I'm working with Dave. I'll get her hopefully.

Dave cast the sole vote to keep Drew in the game…

Dave (Diary Room): Drew is probably one of the most loyal people to me. Keeping Drew would be keeping someone who I can trust to have my back…

I vote to evict Will.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 8-1, Drew, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

And Jen was sent packing over Scott…

Chelsbot: By a unanimous vote, Jen, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

[DJ]

Week 6

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



At the last eviction, the houseguests had ganged up on Jen and Drew, in a move to take the power away from Dave. Dave was disappointed with the results, but he had no idea that the house had turned against him.

Dave (Diary Room): Darn it! Those were the 2 I wanted to stay in the game. On the good side, I don't think it affects things that much. Jen was voted out 9-0 simply because she wasn't very active. That means Scott is here for at least another round to annoy me! As for Drew getting voted out, that was quite disappointing. I was the only one who voted to evict Will (sorry Will), but either way I was going to be disappointed. At this point, I just have to stick with Will, though I never do really know if I can trust him.

Following the eviction, the 10 remaining houseguests headed outside to compete for HOH.

Chelsbot: Houseguests, the power is back up for grabs. In this competition, you will be competing in a miniature version of Big Brother. To speed things up, the competitions will each consist of a single question. The questions will pertain to evicted houseguests. The answer will be either Joshuah, Mike, Nicole, Amanda, Drew, Jen, or NONE OF THE ABOVE. The first person to buzz in and correctly answer the first question will win "HOH" and will have 30 seconds to make nominations.

Jessica: Oh my God.

Chelsbot: Then, I will ask the second question and the first person to buzz in and answer correctly will win the "Veto" and have 30 seconds to announce his or her decision. After that, you will all have 30 seconds to vote someone out of the HoH competition. This will continue until we reach a final 2, and all eliminated players will vote on a winner.

Chelsbot: Question 1: Which evicted houseguest said, "I didn't fucking want them out you stupid bitch! The only person worth getting out in this damn game is you!"

Will: BUZZ! Jen.
Chelsbot: Will is correct
Will: I nominate Janelle and Jason.
Chelsbot: This is for the Veto. In the competition "Don't Go Over," which evicted houseguest finished in third place?
Janelle: BUZZ! Drew.
Chelsbot: That is correct. Janelle, announce your veto decision.
Jason: Save me!
Janelle: I will use the veto on... myself! *giggles*
Will: I’ll nominate Jessica... Sorry.
Chelsbot: You have 30 seconds to vote out Jason or Jessica.

(The houseguests place their votes. Scott and James vote to evict Jason, while Rachel, Dave, Janelle, and Chelsia vote out Jessica).

Chelsbot: By a vote of 4-2… Jessica, you have been evicted from this competition.

Jessica (Diary Room): HoH happens and I'm taken out very early in the challenge, say what?! I was honestly pissed but acting like I didn't care... but I did because my fucking alliance "evicted" me.. all of them.. only James and Scott didn't vote for me to go out of the challenge.. like wtf is up with that? I actually WANTED to win that challenge.. it makes me think twice about my loyalty to my final "4" alliance. I don't feel as bad now with the fact that I'm with Eddie more than with them. I'm kinda fed up with it really. I mean I still feel loyal to Rachel because she tells me things and what not but Janelle barely talks to me, Chelsia basically just wants to flirt with me.. we barely talk about the game when we do talk. I feel left out in their plans and shit so I'll just do my own thing.

Chelsbot: This question is for HoH. In the HoH competition "Chain of Command," which evicted houseguest started the first chain?
Dave: BUZZ! Josh.
Chelsbot: Correct. Dave, you have 30 seconds to nominate 2 people.
Dave: Scott & Jason
Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... In the HoH competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured Jen's flag?
Jason: BUZZ! Drew!
Chelsbot: Jason is correct. Please announce your decision.
Jason: Uh... I guess I will save… MAISELF! (myself)
Chelsbot: Dave, please replace Jason
Dave: I will replace Jason with… Rachel.

(The houseguests place their votes. Janelle, Chelsia, and Jason vote out Scott, while James and Will vote out Rachel)

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-2... Scott has been evicted from the competition.
Scott: Don't let Dave win, guys.

Next question (for HoH)... After being evicted, which houseguest warned the remaining players to "watch out for the two snakes in the house"?
Will: BUZZ! Nicole.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please make your nominations.
Will: Janelle and Jason

Chelsbot: For Veto… Which evicted houseguest is the twelfth photo on the memory wall?
Janelle: BUZZ! Mike.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please announce your decision.
Janelle: I veto myself! *cackles*
Will: I nominate Rachel…sorry.
Rachel: It’s okay, I’m used to it.

(The houseguests cast their ballots. Janelle, Chelsia, and Dave vote out Jason. James votes out Rachel)

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1... Jason, you have been evicted from this competition.
Jason: WELL THIS IS BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Jason (Diary Room): This house is so divided and that HOH competition totally showed it. On one side we have the cool people: Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel. Then you have Dave, Will, and James.

Jessica and I are kind of in the middle. I know that I am on the side with Janelle, Chelsia and Rachel. I know though that I am the fourth place on that side. If I want to win this game I am going to need to flip and flop back and forth.

Chelsbot: For HoH… Which evicted houseguest was not originally nominated, but was placed on the chopping block as a replacement nominee?
James: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Will is not an evicted Houseguest.
Will: BUZZ! None of the above.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Rachel: Here I go up again…
Will: I nominate Janelle and Rachel.
Chelsbot: For Veto… Which evicted houseguest was not present at the live HoH competition "Chain of Command"?
Rachel: BUZZ! Drew.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Rachel: I veto myself Chelsbot.
Scott: What a selfish bitch.
Will: Damn....I nominate Chelsia… really sorry.

(James and Rachel evict Janelle. Dave evicts Chelsia)

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1... Janelle, you have been evicted from this competition.
Will: Finally!
Janelle: FINALLY?
Will: You nominated me twice!
Janelle: What*EVER*!

Chelsbot: Next question (for HoH)... Which evicted houseguest had their key pulled first at a nomination ceremony?
Chelsia: BUZZ! Amanda?
Chelsbot: Correct.
Chelsia: I’ll nominate James and Dave.
Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... Which evicted houseguest attended the live HoH competition "Dueling Houseguests"?
James: BUZZ! Amanda.
Chelsbot: That is correct, James.
James: I’m taking myself off.
Chelsia: I nominate Will. You did slap me up.

(Rachel votes to evict Will and James votes to evict Dave)

Chelsbot: The vote is a tie. Chelsia, please cast the tiebreaking vote.
Chelsia: I am sorry ya’ll.... I vote to evict Dave.
Scott: YAY Finally! My voodoo worked.

Chelsbot: For HoH… In the competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured Scott's flag?
James: BUZZ! Nicole.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
James: Sorry, but I nominate Chelsia and Rachel.
Chelsbot: Next question (for the final Veto)... Which evicted houseguest finished in third place in the competition "Chain of Command"?
Rachel: BUZZ! Amanda.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Rachel: I am nominating the OBVIOUS alliance in here Will and James.
Janelle: Honey, that was for Veto.
Rachel: Whichever. I’m off the block, and Will is gone.
Chelsbot: James can only nominate Will. Rachel casts the sole vote.
Rachel (smirking): Will.

Will (Diary Room): What a bad time for me to finally step it up in a challenge. I went from the ultimate floater to being paired with Dave by the end of the challenge. I am in a heap of trouble and I don’t think I’m getting out of this one alive. I made a lot of enemies due to winning HOH 3 times in that challenge. I was trying so hard to eliminate Janelle and just pissed off so many others.

Chelsbot: The person who gets the next question is guaranteed a spot in the final 2 of this competition. Which evicted houseguest received 5 points in the competition "Don't Go Over"?
James: BUZZ! None of the above.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please evict either Chelsia or Rachel.
James: Chelsia nominated me, so sorry.
Chelsbot: The final 2 is Rachel versus James. All eliminated players will now vote on a winner.

(Chelsia, Janelle, Dave, and Jason vote for RACHEL to win. Jessica, Will, and Scott vote for JAMES to win)

Chelsbot: By a vote of 4-3... Congratulations, Rachel, you are the *new* Head of Household!
James: Congrats Rachel!
Rachel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! YAYAYAY! *runs around* Give me my key, bitches!

Eddie (Diary Room): Oh great...of all the tramp ass bitches who could have won HOH this week I got goody two shoes Rachel…. with her fucking alliance with Janelle, Jessica, and Chelsia. Hip hip hooray. Oh and her fuck buddy James. YAY! Oh and did I mention everybody loves that whore? Except me, because she makes me look like a profane disgusting asshole...which I obviously am not.

Jessica (Diary Room): I wanted James to win this weeks HoH... no offense to Rachel.. I mean I don't mind either of them winning because the plan is to backdoor Dave. But James listens to me more and basically decides things with me when it comes to his nominations.. I kind of influence him majorly more than anyone else can. So I'd much rather have him in power.

Janelle was not afraid to openly celebrate. The competition had come down to one of her strongest allies versus one of her biggest rivals, and her ally had won.

Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job, mothafucka!

Janelle (Diary Room): The HOH basically showed sides and where the house is :: SP L IT :: ting. Those bastards James and Will are on one side, of course, with some retarded people. And my side has the fines like Rachel, Chelsia, Jessica. It came down to James and Rachel and when Rachel won I was like "EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!!!!" *flies across yard*. There has been a plan floating around a while about backwhoring Dave. I talked about it with Chelsia last week. With Rachel as HOH, we can put the plan into motion.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Oh my fuck! Did you see Rachel, bitches? Mmmhm, she took ya’ll down and took that HoH! If the plan gets back to Dave and now that computer minded motherf---er will be trying his heart out for the Veto. Dave truly needs to go this week. A lot needs to happen for Dave to go.. so I am off to work on that. *Rips down wallpaper*

With Rachel in power, Dave was feeling as safe as ever…

Dave (Diary Room): Perfect! That means that of the 6 rounds so far, I have been HoH 3 times, Janie 2 times, and Rachel 1 time. Then, for the 1 round that James was HoH I had veto. Essentially, there hasn't been a round yet where I feared eviction.

…But Rachel had another agenda.

Rachel (Diary Room): The plan is to nominate Will and Eddie…. Dave will not suspect a thing. During Veto, we'd have myself, Janelle, Chelsia, Jessica, James, Scott and Jason all competing to make sure that Dave is not the veto winner. Then whoever of us wins would veto Eddie off the block and I would put up Dave in his place. We'd have Will vs. Dave with Dave more than likely leaving the game and a huge threat gone out of this game.

In order for this to work, Dave cannot use his basement power prior to the Veto ceremony. So I need to make sure he feels absolutely safe this week.

And she quickly went to work…

Rachel (to James): You and Will made it look like you had an alliance. Did you like my little performance? >
James: Yep.
Rachel: I think I will put up Will and Eddie.
James: Jessica told me, with the backdoor plan! :-D
Rachel: I think we have all the votes to pull it off, and with all of us working on Veto together, it should work.
James: We can pull of another veto win!
Rachel: There will be drama in this house. Dave will not be happy… Oh well—nothing I can do about it.
James: It’s a good decision!
Rachel: He thinks we’re aligned, but he's basically aligned with everyone from what I gathered… so I don’t feel as bad about it.

She made sure that Dave felt comfortable. If Dave felt vulnerable, he would be able to use his power to challenge Rachel’s nominations. However, the power could not be used after the Veto ceremony.

Rachel (to Dave): I am planning on nominating Will and Eddie. My reasoning would be that Will is up cause he put me up THREE times during the HoH competition and Eddie because we rarely speak. I also think these two are not Veto threats so the nominations should remain the same.

People have approached me about nominating you… so just a heads up about that. I of course won't do it but it's cool that people still don't think we are together

Rachel (Diary Room): I covered my ground in case someone spills the plan to Dave. If I tell him ahead of time that people are asking me to nominate him, then he won't believe it when others tell him of my plans. Hopefully he doesn't get wind of it, otherwise, I'm in trouble . I am going straight to hell... and I think I'll see some of you whores there too

Will approached Rachel with a deal…but she laughed in his face.

Will (to Rachel): I hope you don’t take what happened in the challenge personally. I’ve heard that you were close to Janelle, and I was doing whatever had to be done on order to stop Janelle from winning HOH. I know if she won that me and James were going to be in trouble. That’s why we agreed to work together in the challenge.

I am willing to offer you a deal in order to keep myself safe. If you do not nominate me and keep me safe this week, I swear I will never nominate you as HOH, I will never use you as a replacement nominee and I will never vote to evict you if you are nominated until the final 4.

Rachel: HAHAhahaha! Why do I find this all funny? Because you made me a similar promise Week 2 when you were on the block. Yet here we are 4 weeks later and it's obvious you were clearly after me during the challenge. There were easily other people to nominate against Janelle during the competition but you specifically targeted me THREE times. I could understand putting me up once or twice, but three times? Come on, I am no idiot. How am I supposed to believe your word?

Rachel (Diary Room): What is this guy on and where can I get some? Seriously, what, does he think I am an idiot? It was so OBVIOUS he was after me in the competition. The competition was a BB mini, it shows where your loyalties lie and "trying to get Janelle out" or not, he still put me up there THREE FUCKING TIMES. Watch out Will, I'm onto you

Will (Diary Room): Rachel pretty much laughed in my face about the deal I made her. I don’t blame her, really. It did look like I was going after her, but I really wasn’t. I nominated the same 2 people twice in that challenge. Those same 2 people were the only ones I did not want to win HOH. I nominated Jessica and Rachel in order to get Janelle and Jason out. It didn’t work out for Jessica, but Rachel got Jason out and Chelsia got Janelle out.

At the nomination ceremony, Rachel set the stage for Dave to be backdoored…

Rachel: First key… Dave, you are safe.
Dave: Thanks for the key, Rachel!

Rachel: I have nominated Will and Eddie.

Will, I nominated you for obvious reasons. During the last competition you clearly set out to make sure I was eliminated by nominating me not once, not twice, but THREE times. I am just returning the favor.

Eddie, I have nominated you because we don't talk that much, I know it is a two-way street and I will try to be more proactive in talking to you in the future but for now I have to put you up on the block.

Dave (Diary Room): I don't really mind that Eddie was nominated, though I wish it were Scott in his place. I think that Will could beat Scott easier than Eddie. Or even if it were Jason for that matter. Eddie is a smart player, so Will has his work cut out for him. On a positive note, if Will gets evicted, that's one less person going after Janie. It's getting quite tiring trying to pretend like I am not with Janie. Nobody suspects that I am with Rachel, but Janie is such a target and I am having difficulty pretending like I want to see her go.

The next step was to defeat Dave in the Veto Competition…

Chelsbot: Today's competition is called "A Cutthroat Christmas." Christmas has come early in the Big Brother house. The holiday season is a time of generosity, kindness, and warmth... but not in the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. Tears, disappointment, and bitterness are more often the case.

Santa has left 10 gifts for the houseguests. Some are prizes which may give you an advantage in the game. Others are punishments that may hurt you in the game. One of these gifts is the Golden Power of Veto. Whoever demonstrates the best skill at the sliding puzzles could unwrap the Veto. In each round, the person who completes the puzzle in the slowest amount of time will be eliminated. When you are eliminated, you will unwrap one of the gifts below. Don't get too attached to your gift, because it may be snatched right out of your hands. After you unwrap your gift, I will announce what your prize or punishment is. Then, you will have a decision. You may keep your gift, or you may swap it with any of the houseguests eliminated in a previous round.

Scott did not participate in the competition, so he got stuck with coal.

Scott: You are marked for nomination for the next round. If you finish in the bottom 4 of the next HoH competition, you will be placed on the block, and there will be 3 nominees for the week. You will not be allowed to save yourself with the Power of Veto, and no one is allowed to save you. To lift this penalty, you must be one of the top 5 finishers in the next HoH competition.

Chelsia was eliminated in Round 2, and she was given a power that could help in the upcoming eviction.

Chelsia: This gift allows you to nullify ONE vote at the upcoming eviction. You may use this item to help swing the vote the way you would like it to go.

In Round 3, James found himself eliminated. He unwrapped the power to vote twice at the upcoming eviction.

James: Your vote will count TWICE at the upcoming eviction ceremony. However, if you are HoH or one of the nominees, you must secretly pass this gift to someone you think will vote in your favor.

When Jessica unwrapped a less than exciting gift…

Jessica: Cat got your tongue? With this "gift", you will not be allowed to speak to your fellow houseguests until after this round's Eviction Ceremony.

…she chose to swap with Chelsia.

Jessica: I'd like to swap with Chelsia.. I'm really sorry

Chelsia was enraged…

Chelsia: Fuck you Jessica, Don't be sorry and I'll talk with all you after the week is up I guess.

Chelsia (Diary Room): It really is time for Jessica and her bedroom buddy Eddie to go up. I am tired of Eddie and his crazy ways. Only can be one crazy bitch up in this house and it ain't him. Jessica I would love to just *duct tape* your ass to the *block*. I will admit I'm not a challenge threat, but both you better watch out. Also buggin' the hell outta me is James & Will. You two motherf---ers will need dealing with real soon too. I just hope everything is still in plan for taking out Dave this week. The veto challenge ain't quite over and who knows what’s gonna happen. Most of the house is pissing me off since the last HoH challenge and with this veto challenge. It really has shown a lot about people. YOU CAIN'T TRUST NONE OF THESE *SNAKE MOTHERF---ERS* I tell ya. I plan on playing as *bitchy* and *dirty* as I can.....*Evil ass mean look* .... Bring it on bitches!

Janelle was the next houseguest to be eliminated…

Janelle: No veto for you! You will not be permitted to compete in next week's Veto Competition.

And she traded gifts with her longtime rival…

Janelle: I will swap my gift with James.
James: *Gasps in shock!* No Veto For Me! Oh no! What will I do! Na but its cool, it’s ALL good!

James (Diary Room): Not surprised that Janelle gave me her bad present, sucks that I can’t play in the next Veto challenge! But I still have my Hidden Power of Veto!

Rachel was the next to be eliminated, and she unwrapped a powerful gift.

Rachel: Is next week more important than this one? With this gift, you are immune from being evicted next round. The HoH will not be allowed to nominate you, even if the Power of Veto is used.

Rachel: I will keep that gift ;D
Jason: Immunity whore.

Eddie was eliminated in fourth place, and he unwrapped a gift that could help him win the next HOH.

Eddie: You will have a 2-hour head start on the HOH competition, and you will receive 3 bonus points on your final score.
Eddie: So basically my odds of winning HOH will go from... "LOL not going to happen loser" to "You got a 1 in 9 shot" I'll keep that prize!!

Will was out next, and he unwrapped the Golden Power of Veto.

Will: This is tough ‘cause I’m pretty sure it will be taken from me and I’ll get something shitty. Oh well...I’ll keep it.

The competition was down to Dave and Jason. In the final round, Jason outperformed Dave and claimed first place.

Dave: You will receive an additional vote against you the next time you are on the chopping block. Depending on how close the vote is, this could seal your fate. However, this penalty will be lifted if you are on the block and manage to come off, whether that means winning the Power of Veto or having another person save you with the Veto.

Dave decided to trade his gift for Jessica’s nullify vote power…

Dave: I would like to swap with Jess.

Jason unwrapped the final gift…

Jason: Big Brother Handcuffs… With this item, you will be stuck to a randomly chosen houseguest for the next 2 weeks. You will not be allowed to nominate each other, vote to evict each other, campaign against each other, and if one of you wins the Veto, you must save the other.

…and he chose to take Rachel’s Immunity, leaving Will as the Golden Power of Veto winner.

Will (Diary Room): I am totally excited that I won the Veto. Obviously I am going to save myself. Dave is toast. I am really excited for the next round. Eddie will have a head start in the challenge and hopefully he can win HOH and secure us both a spot in the final 8. I am very excited to be staying here another round.

Jason (Diary Room): HA! I won, kinda. I won the Veto challenge but I did not actually win the Veto. I got a good prize which is really all that matters. IMMUNITAY!!! I have secured my spot in the final eight, haha! Jason for the win!

At the Veto Ceremony, the Evil Doctor lived to fight another day.

Will: Since I am nominated for eviction I think it would be smart of me to use the Veto on myself. I’m very sorry Eddie…I know this decision just breaks your heart.
Eddie: WTF Will? You never even gave me a fucking chance to explain why you should use the Power of Veto on me! I had like 6 pages of stuff...size 10 font single spaced NO MARGINS...now it has all gone to waste. I have lost my faith in humanity...so now if I'm ever put up against anyone and I win the Veto...I WILL USE THE POWER OF VETO ON MYSELF! Look at the type of person you have turned me into! Have fun not being on the block and shit.

Rachel was having second thoughts on her decision…

Rachel: Do I nominate Jason for stealing my prize or do I make a more strategic nomination?

In the last few days almost every person in this game has approached me and asked me to backdoor Dave. There are pros and cons to doing this, Dave is a great friend and the nicest guy ever, but he is a competition threat and I have been told is aligned with everyone in this house. I have been very conflicted about this and had to sleep on it and even this morning I am still unsure if the decision I am making is the right one.

…but she went through with nominating Dave.

Rachel: I am between a rock and a hard place here, but Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee. If I don't, I will have the whole house after me. I hope there are no hard feelings. I know you'll hate me for this but I have to do what is best for myself in this game.

Chelsia (Diary Room): *SHRIEK!* Eeeek Ooooh Yeah! Dave went up on the *block*!!! I <3 it! Now let’s just hope everyone wants that pentium/intel processin' motherf---er out still. I can't believe you was dumb enough ta NOT want that Veto. You need slapped in da face. Well you will be soon actually.

…And Dave spilled the beans to everyone about his alliances.

Dave: My true alliance has always been to Rachel and Janelle, but at the same time I have made genuine friendships with many of you. It was hard hiding my alliance with Janie, as many of you wanted her out. At the same time, I have not lied when I say who I am voting for. Nor have I ever lied when telling someone that I was not going to nominate them (with the exception of Josh who flipped out on me).

Will, Chelsia, and James, I have tried to help you all at one point or another because I really do like you guys and wanted to stick with you as long as I could. Making and keeping friends was one of my strategies. I am sorry if I lead you along. Jess, I made a genuine friendship with you too, but Rachel kept me informed on you and I was certain that you simply had other allies than me. It was nothing personal, but we just tended to stick with different groups. Jason, I didn't really talk to you a lot, so I don't really have anything against you. Scott, I know we had our times of getting at each other, but I really don't hold anything against you either. And to Eddie, best of luck man. You are a funny guy. Finally, Janie I am not sure if you are still by my side or not, but sorry to have to put everything out in the open.

Rachel’s nomination speech irritated a few of her housemates…

Will (Diary Room): Rachel gave a bullshit speech at the Veto ceremony. Please. Everyone did not go to her and tell her to backdoor Dave. I know I didn’t, and I know Eddie didn’t. They came up with that plan all on their own. I don’t like her suggesting that I had anything to do with it. I went along with it because it was going to save me, but I did not tell her do it.

Eddie (Diary Room): Hey guys I'm back to answering your questions about Big Brother and strategy. Do we have a caller?

*Brrring Brrrring*

(goes into high pitched voice)

Hi Eddie!

Hey woman

“As a long term viewer of the show I've never seen a more emotional Veto replacement speech by any HOH ever. What do you think of Rachel's speech?”

I was always going to go to war with Rachel but it was more game due to the alliance I know she has with Janelle, Jessica, and Chelsia...and her relationship with James. However now I'm going to go after Rachel because she annoys the shit out of me.

Rachel's speech was fucking bullshit and so typically Rachel. You see Rachel thinks that somehow if she makes moves in this game but doesn't take any responsibility for her actions she is going to be anymore well liked in this game. Maybe Rachel is just a goody two shoes and is in denial that she made the first dirty game move. It's always "OMG how is the majority voting? I need to vote with the majority!" and now that she finally did something smart..."Oh Dave, the whole house wanted you gone but I wanted to keep you so bad! I had to choose between my will and the will of the house"

Bitch always seems to be more concerned about what "the house wants" than what she wants. I hope that when the will of the house is that she packs her bags and gets the fuck out...that she will just voluntarily exit.

Secondly...WTF. Rachel, did you just admit you have gone back and forth the last day wondering if you are going to FUCK ME OVER. Your heart told you to FUCK ME OVER but the rest of the house wanted Dave to go. Did you just tell me that to my face? Did you just let Jason know he was close to being on the block? Did you do it to create some kind of aura of innocence? Is putting someone up because they fucked you over in HOH or stole your little prizey prize in the veto comp a good excuse or something? Does the whole house have to know how fickle you are?

I HAVE to get Rachel out of here or else I'll be really irritated when I'm voted out and get some bullshit excuse like "Eddie, I wanted to save you but the house wanted you gone." That'd make me want to vomit. I'd be so irritated if she outlasted me for that reason, so I'm gunning for her.

…And the house began to rally against the three-way alliance of Rachel, Janelle, and Chelsia.

Eddie (Diary Room): I've avoided making an alliance this entire game but I think it's time I form something. I want to make an alliance with Jessica, Will, James, and Jason. I just brought it up to Jessica and she agrees.

Eddie: Me, you, Will, James, and Jason need to officially align.
Jessica: Totally.. We definitely control this game.
Eddie: I'll talk to Jason about Rachel's bullshit speech, and about how she actually considered fucking both of us over. By the way… Rachel's speech was the stupidest speech I have ever heard. She basically admitted that her heart wanted to fuck me over.
and the house wanted Dave gone.
Jessica: I know, that was horrible. This is how I look at it right now... James... Rachel... and I think Jason thinks it too.. that I'm going to the final 2 with all three of them.
Eddie: Do you think James will fuck over Rachel? I know they had this bond.
Jessica: They do have a bond, but I took away some of the trust he had in her to ensure that he was loyal to me over her, cuz I was worrying that he was trusting her more than me so I fixed that problem. I can make Jason see that Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel aren't really with him and I over each other.
Eddie: I'll be like, "look Rachel...seriously admitted to considering putting me and you up." She’s so stupid.
Jessica: I'll even tell him about the final 4 I have with Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel that excludes him. I have lots of shit I could say.


Jessica (Diary Room): Eddie is wanting to form an alliance with Will, Jason, James and myself of course, which honestly would be so easy to do. If I go to the final 4 with Chelsia, Rachel and Janelle.. why wouldn't they just vote me out? Working on Jason and James was really easy. They are both totally on my side. Jason and I basically agree that the power 3 of Janelle/Rachel/Chelsia is dangerous to keep in the game together and that we can't beat them in challenges and shit.

Jason (Diary Room): I think either James or Eddie winning HOH would be perfect. I love Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel, but I am not going to play fourth fiddle to them. Jessica and I are planning on try to help Eddie or James win HOH so at least one of them will leave. They are all so good at challenges, they are all giant threats.

With the eviction approaching, it seemed like everyone was set on eliminating Dave. But the Buxom Blonde was having other ideas.

Janelle (Diary Room): Dude, tonight we have another eviction, the *last* one before the jury and I'm like, nervous. Dave is basically going unless something happens. He told me he could get a vote or two and then cancel Scott's, but ah don't know if that's enough to keep him around. Dude, do I want him to go? No, for my own secret reasons. If I help keep him in the house I know Rachel and Chelsia will be so *pissed* awf, but sometimes ah gotta do what ah think is best for me, yaknowwhatimsayin'?

Dave cancelled Scott’s vote, and Janelle voted twice to get rid of Eddie…but in the end, it wasn’t enough.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 5-2, Dave, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Eddie: Well down to business...some of you fucks are going to be really sorry you didn't try harder to get me out
Dave: In the words of Richard Hatch, I was "bamboozled!" Rachel- I never saw it coming. I thought we were genuinely going to the end, but I guess you had other plans. I don't know if our friendship was genuine, since I thought I could trust you, but that's okay. I had fun playing alongside you. Hopefully you can win some challenges though, because now you're a huge target. Chelsia- You played me well. I thought I could trust you, but now I see that you were playing right along with everyone else. You're a good actor, but I hope that you weren't acting with me because I did really like playing with you.
Chelsia: *Rips off duct tape* From the sounds of it you were trying to play me for a fool, and use me as a BITCH! Ima' Actor? You are the actor! You were playing everyone. I have been nothing but upfront about what I am doing. I have been from day one. Someone ask me something I will bluntly tell you. I am not TWO FACED! I am sorry if you felt I betrayed you, but you threw all your cards on the table at the nomination ceremony. I knew for a fact you were playing me the whole time.
Eddie: I respect your take-no-shit attitude Chelsia so from one blunt fuck to another...be upfront and answer me this... Are you working or have you ever worked with Janelle and Rachel in this game?
Chelsia: I don't know where Amanda came out with that, and I don't know where you get it from. The only time I have ever even came close to working with them was to see if their vote was with the majority. I mean I don't care, but I don't like my name brought into shit that ain't true.



Because Dave was evicted while in possession of a secret power, his power was rehidden in the basement.

[DJ]

Week 7

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby



Despite their showmance, James and Rachel were losing trust for each other.

Rachel (Diary Room): Last round went as planned, Dave did not hear from anyone of the plan to backdoor him and everything went off without a hitch. I almost changed my mind at the last second because I really like Dave and really think he was loyal to me. I did find out that afterwards James blamed me for it and said it was never his idea. James I know is not loyal to me in a any way so I no longer feel bad that he will have to go shortly.

James (Diary Room): Rachel now has a target, and should I win the next HOH....she could find herself on the block!

…but they soon found themselves tied together.

Chelsbot: Rachel is in possession of the BIG BROTHER HANDCUFFS. This means that she will be stuck to a randomly selected houseguest for this week and the next.

That random houseguest is James.

The two of you will not be allowed to nominate each other, vote to evict each other, campaign against each other, and if one of you wins the Veto, you must save the other.

James: LOL! ;D Love it, thanks Chelsbot!

At the eviction ceremony, Eddie had questioned Chelsia about her alliance with Janelle and Rachel. Chelsia was pissed and needed to know who was spreading this information.

Chelsia (Diary Room): I like to keep a tight lid on Rachel, Janie and my *cookie jar*. Eddie you HAD to open up your YAPPER, huh? Well you are FUCKING LUCKY to be here! I know for a fact that Jessica is the one telling people this. Jason could have, but he’s pretty clueless, I think. Jessica you ARE FUCKING GOING and SO IS EDDIE. Her mouth is as loose as they come, I fucking swear. She has me heated up right now, and she betta hope I don't win HoH. Eddie you might also go up if I win. I will be spreading your names around a bit. Time Anyways I was pissed off, but I needed to talk with Eddie so I did....

Chelsia: Someone spreading my name around, Eddie?
Eddie: Yeah, I've been hearing shit from several angles.
Chelsia: I'd really like to know who, because that’s bullshit. I barely talk to Rachel and Janelle. The only time I ever played my game with them was to see who they were voting, and that’s it.
Eddie: I know for a fact Rachel and Janelle are together, and nothing on this planet will make me doubt it. And most people in this house have no doubt either. I’m going after them first.

Chelsia (Diary Room): I have lost all trust for you, mothafucka. You are targeting my girls? *spits* Not happening. We need to kick your ass all over this house. *Slams Eddie to the floor* You are a true piece of shit and you are gonna be dealt with, no doubt. I can't wait ta start fucking with yours and Jessica's game. *Evil pissed off looking look*

Eddie (Diary Room): I just confronted Chelsia in front of the whole house about working with Rachel and Janelle, and she denied it AGAIN...and pretended to be offended. Now I'm not even going to be sorry when I put that bitch up. I'm sick of being lied to by those temporary houseguests. This is MY house.

Due to a gift he won at the last competition, Eddie was given a head start and 3 bonus points on the HOH. The goal of the competition was to find words blended into a giant picture. The person who found the most words would win.

Eddie: I'm ready for this shit. I'm going to tear some people a new asshole.

Despite Eddie’s advantage, it was Chelsia who took the prize.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, CHELSIA, you are the NEW Head of Household!
Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEK! *shrieks, flies across yard* Good job Chelsia!

Janelle (Diary Room): This week, we had a HAWT HoH winner. When Chelsia won I wanted to be like EEEEEEEEEEEK! *flips over couch* But celebrating had to be a lil subdued I guess. Sides should have been completely out in the open by like week 2 or 3, but they are still not polarized at the level I would want. I want sides to *HATE* each other with a fiery passion.

Jason (Diary Room): This could have been a crazy intense week if Eddie had wound up winning HOH. He had planned on flushing out both James' and Janelle's powers that they won from the basement. His plan was foiled when he had his ass handed to him in the HOH competition, even with the advantage he could not win. : / Well I probably could not have either. xD

Chelsia (Diary Room): Oh my fuck, did you see dat shit people? Mmmmhm I took dat shit from ya's *SMIRK* I am truly happy with the win right now. I needed to step up my game. Also my alliance needed to be safe. As it’s been showin’ to the house that us three are all together.

Before the nominations, Eddie tried to convince Chelsia to turn on her allies…

Eddie: Chelsia, you know I love you and this isn't what it's about. It's about your loyalties. You're definitely my favorite person in here and I wish I could work with you. However Rachel and Janelle are my biggest enemies in this game... Rachel and Janelle are on a sinking boat and we will fuck them over as soon as humanely possible. I'm sorry...alliance too powerful. I'm not going after them any more than anybody else is...I'm just the one who has the balls to say what's up.

You got 2 choices:

1) Put up Rachel and Janelle and everyone will probably leave you the hell alone for a while.

2) You can put someone who is not Rachel and Janelle on the block. In that case just nominate me. You should just send me the fuck out.

I want to take you with me pretty far but only if you let me. Take a gamble on how long you, Rachel, and Janelle can win comps...the moment you all slip...one of you will leave.

Chelsia (rolling her eyes): You are fucking lying to me, Eddie. You will take me far? Yeah, you will take Jessica, who I know you are close as hell too. I don't give two fucking cents what anyone thinks about my nominations. They didn't win HoH, and I will be doing what I wanna do no matter what anyone says or pleas to me.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Eddie you are a dumb motherf---er, I tell ya that. But smart for catching on to us. Too late mothafucka, we will take ya out and then the rest of ya.

With Chelsia in power, Will was feeling safe…

Will (Diary Room): Chelsia won HOH and I am very happy. I doubt I’ll be nominated. She seems serious about working with me, so I feel really safe.

Will: Great Job on the HOH Chelsia!! I don’t know who you want to nominate, but I would stay away from Janelle. I’ve heard from a few people that she has the Coup d'état. If you nominate her she will use it and change your nominations.
Chelsia: Right now I am taking a few bong hits and wondering what I should do. Eddie is trying to stir shit up with me and I know he’s got an alliance out there. He says he’s with no one, but that’s a fucking lie. I don't care really, but his plea to me a bit ago pissed me off. I am scared of them powers floating around. James has one, too, from what I heard. I wanna stay away from those. I really think breaking up the alliance of Jessica, Eddie and James could be nice if what I have heard is true. No worries for you, though. I got your back no matter what any of these lying fuckers say.
Will: How Ironic..I was also hitting the bong ha. About Eddie...I really don’t think he is with any of those people. I know Eddie is close with James, but I am pretty sure Eddie's targets are Rachel, Janelle and Jessica. I would like to see Jessica nominated. She seems to be in the middle of everything going on.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Will talked about smokin’ on da pipe so I thought it was be a good strategy to let him fink I am smokin’ too. I gotta think on what I wanna do and get out there and get bitchy with whoever I can. *Smashes Eddie's picture* I really don't like you, ya crazy fuck!

Will (Diary Room): Chelsia is leaning towards Eddie, Jess and James for eviction. For some reason she thinks Eddie is with Jessica. I know for a fact he is not and nominating Eddie is a BIG mistake. He will be evicted no quesion. Eddie is pretty much done for. Even if I succeed in convincing Chelsia to nominate James, he will just use his power and up goes Eddie.

After speaking with Will, Chelsia confronted Eddie about his relationship with Jessica…

Chelsia: Wanna be honest with me about you and Jessica?
Eddie: I want to be honest with you about everything, but it's a very live or die sort of situation.
Chelsia: I know for a fact you are playing with Jessica.
Eddie: I know for a fact about your final four pact from Day 1.
Chelsia: Jessica is your final 2, is she not?
Eddie: Nope.
Chelsia: What the fuck ever.
Eddie: Jessica is one of the few people who I would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with. Jessica would have the votes.
Chelsia: So you would rather go with James? Or Jason you're saying I guess. Or probably Scott.
Eddie: I'm saying you.
Chelsia: You never intended on taking me to the final 2.
Eddie: You had a final four with Rachel, Jessica, and Janelle. I've known that before I even talked to you. How do you think that made me feel? Then you saying shit to me about how we're in the same boat, when I was clearly on a life boat and you were on the cruise liner. You could totally destroy me right now by blabbing to Jessica. Jessica would be so hurt.
Chelsia: I do wanna talk with her.
Eddie: If you want to be my final 2 partner, I'll tell you EVERYTHING.
Chelsia: I don’t want any final 2 partners.
Eddie: Are you going to tell Jessica what I told you? You might as well put me up then. There’s no way I'd survive it. She owns James and Jason.
Chelsia: I won’t spread shit around, no worries.
Eddie: The moment you tell Jessica you can't go back. The moment you tell Jessica I'm fucked basically.
Chelsia: I wanna know why she is spreading shit.
Eddie: She told me about your alliance on Day 1. I didn't need to make this move to save my own ass. I'm making this move because I want to work with you.

Chelsia (Diary Room): God, I thought he would never shut the hell up : ( .. I hate Eddie and don’t want anything to do with his final 2 shit. I don’t care if it was a bad move telling him no to his final 2. He wanted me ta be blunt, he got it.

It was now James’ turn to be confronted.

Chelsia (to James): So there is talk about me being with Rachel, and Janelle going around?
James: I heard the talk, but I don’t believe it.
Chelsia: I swear people like to make shit up, but I don’t care. Can we talk about something James? Something about the power.
James: Janelle has a good one, let me tell you that...
Chelsia: Is yours not good?
James: Who says I have one...
Chelsia: You can be honest. If you did have one, it wouldn’t matter to me.
James: It’s not as good as Janelle’s. Mine isn’t very good.

Chelsia (Diary Room): James is still trying to hide his prize from me. GOD, just come out da closet wid it already, okay?

James (Diary Room): Chelsia started asking me questions and whatnot, and she got mad because I didn’t tell her that I had the Hidden Veto power. What kind of idiot am I to admit something like that to her. I think I was screwed either way, and she was just looking for a reason to nominate me.

Later that night, Chelsia and Eddie went at it…

Eddie: I have a feeling you'll put me up.
Chelsia: The only reason I would put you up is for the way you approached me today.
Eddie: You can make all the BS you want. I know why you'd put me up, and it’s not because of what I said. You're acting like I was rude or something. I just let you know how I felt. I'm sorry if that's an offense.
Chelsia: You were trying to force me into a choice.
Eddie: I wasn’t trying to influence you. I was just letting you know how everyone else thinks. Look, I don't think you knew that everyone KNEW that you are working with Janelle and Rachel.
Chelsia: Say what you wanna say. I told you how I felt about that.
Eddie: So you are telling me that deal you made on Day 1 was BS?
Chelsia: What deal are you referring to?
Eddie: YOUR FINAL FOUR DEAL! Jessica, you, Janelle, Rachel! FINAL FOUR.
Chelsia: I will tell you that’s not my alliance. I never once said I am down with that.
Eddie: I feel like you are being dishonest with me
Chelsia: I was never approached for any final fucking four.
Eddie: You are refusing to admit to the fact.
Chelsia: YOU’RE GOING UP.
Eddie: You can't threaten me. I don't give a damn. You just have major issues when I take a pen and draw TRUTH. Because you're scared that if I knew the truth I could be your enemy. I'm telling you already that I do know the truth, and I don't care! And I still want to work with you.
Chelsia: You do NOT wanna work with me. You wanna work with Jessica and James.
Eddie: I want James and Jessica out.
Chelsia: You brought this on yourself by bringing my name into shit.
Eddie: YOU ARE IN SHIT.
Chelsia: Now just stop.
Eddie: All you people in that alliance are full of shit. Rachel is at the top. Janelle is right after. And I am starting to realize you got third place. PUT ME UP AND SEND ME OUT.

Chelsia (Diary Room): That fucker can yap more den a high school girl on da phone, yo!

Chelsia let Jessica know that Eddie had spilled the beans on their final 4 alliance…

Chelsia: Uh, what the hell is going on, Jess?
Jessica: What are you talking about?!
Chelsia: This is shitty .. I am hearing all over the place that you’re letting in about us all being aligned. I am hearing you name all over the damn place : ((((((((
Jessica: I don't care what anyone says I didn't say anything. I'm getting BLAMED for it though.
Chelsia: Because you’re trying to put your own army together? I AM MAD TO BE HONEST. I am thinking you told someone about us 4 THATS WHY I AM PISSED.
Jessica: I didn't tell anyone about us 4.
Chelsia: Eddie told me that you were one of the few people who he would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with, and that you told him about our final 4 on Day 1.
Jessica: HE’S MY FUCKING EX.. that guy I mentioned was my boyfriend.. I don't know if I told you that we broke up.. but yeah we did..
Chelsia: That’s him?
Jessica: Yes.
Chelsia: OH MY GOD.
Jessica: We started the game in a relationship. This is what I want to do.. I want to ask him what he said to everyone. See what he says. Watch him lie to me. Bitch him the fuck out when he does, then expose him in front of everyone.
Chelsia: He is a dirty bastard and I am truly not liking what I saw today. That is really fucked up of him to throw your friendship outside of the game away. He is a piece of shit : (
Jessica: He's told me time and time again that he'd backstab anyone and shit to win.. and like he told me he'd even backstab me but then after he said he wouldn't.. and I always worried that he still would.

Jessica (Diary Room): OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHIT!? I don't know what to think right now.. but I'm hurt and pissed all at the same time and it's just like.. SUCH FUCKING CRAP!

At this point what I gotta do is confront Eddie… he's telling people shit I said? Is he retarded? Seriously.. if he's fucking serious with what he just did.. he just fucked up big time. Does he not know who the hell I am!? I know EVERYTHING, open your fucking eyes and see that I'd find out this shit. I'm Jessica.. people tell me things, he SHOULD know this. I'm beyond pissed, you have no fucking idea how pissed I am right now.

It's on, bitch, if you are going to fuck with me! You messed with the wrong person.. you seriously.. 100% did. End of story.

At the nomination ceremony, Chelsia targeted James and Eddie. Scott was also placed on the block due to a penalty he received at the previous Veto competition.

Chelsia: Well, I have nominated Eddie and James.

Eddie, I have no clue what you're up to. You've brought my name into shit. You tried forcing me into making my nominations. I have lost all trust in you.

James, why did you open up your mouth to me with lies yesterday? You were never even a target when I won that HoH. Then I find out you *LIE* right to me about the dumbest thing. I have to say I am putting you up because I thought I really could trust you, and after seeing what I saw yesterday I know I can't. I also know you can't compete in the Veto challenge. But you however have your Veto power. If you really want off the block, use it.

Bottom line you both pissed me off really bad yesterday. If you don't care that’s cool. But the lies and truth have been shown, that's for sure. I know I can't trust either of you and those are the reasons you're both sitting there.

Janelle (Diary Room): Chelsia put up Gaymeth because we decided this would be a good time to get rid of his hidden power of neato, and then Eddie went up for being a damn 'tard. Things should be workin' out pretty good this week for us.

Will (Diary Room): I’m going to try and win Veto and save Eddie. Best case is after I do that James uses his Veto and Chelsia HAS to nominate Janelle or Rachel. That would be the best but it won’t happen because in order for it to actually happen I need to win something.

In the Veto competition, the houseguests had to figure out the combinations to a series of safes. Each safe contained one or more Veto symbols. The person who collected the most symbols would win. Janelle made quick work of grabbing the symbols.

Chelsbot: JANELLE wins the Power of Veto with 27 Veto symbols!

Janelle: Eeeeeeeeek! *jumps around* I did it, I did it! *giggles*
Eddie: Lick my ball sack. Fuck everything.

Janelle (Diary Room): All dem boys breakin' neck when I walk on by... fat old ass, thick old thighs. Miss Janie baddest bitch dat's riiiiight *swings Veto* Yes, that's right, I won the damn neato this week by basically a landslide. You know what I'm fucking tired of? EDDIE. All of a sudden he has come out of nowhere trying to act all tough and shit, but he is just a FUCKING RETARD. I will for damn sure be voting to evict him.

Janelle chose to leave Chelsia’s nominations the same…

Janelle: I think... basically for me, it would be *stupid* to use the Veto this week. So I am choosing NOT to use the power and to leave the nominations the same.

…But then James chose to remove himself from the block with his hidden Veto power.

James: Well housemates I guess I did pull out a veto from my ass! Well this has been an interesting game, and if I can make it through one more round I would be so grateful. So I will be removing myself from the block once again!

James (Diary Room): And with that Hidden POV, I think I can also reclaim my title as Veto King, because I have taken myself off the block THREE times! Woot!

…And Chelsia stabbed Will in the back.

Chelsia: Well I gotta make a replacement. I will be putting Will up. Will nothing against you, but I have to make a replacement and I feel this is my best move at the moment.
Will: Wow. I can’t believe that after you gave me your word.

Janelle (Diary Room): James used his hidden neato so that bitch is off the block, but Will went up in his place and no matter what a 'tard will be going this week.

Will (Diary Room): She actually nominated me. I can’t believe that. She could have used me in this game. I officially want Janelle to win. I hope she kicks all their asses. I will not be voting for Chelsia to win this game. Not because of bitterness, but because I think it was bad gameplay to lie to me like that. I’m not getting my hopes up that I’m staying, but I do have a shot. James and Jessica will apparently vote for Scott. It’s all on Jason.

Jessica, James, and Jason plotted to throw a wrench into the plans of Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel. They would evict Scott, therefore leaving both of Chelsia’s nominees in the game.

Jason (Diary Room): Jessica and I are going to be sitting back these next few weeks and let the battle royale commence. A war is coming. These next few rounds will either be a blood bath on one side or an even steven paced battle. The house is split, 100%.

Jessica (Diary Room): This morning I had a long chat with Eddie about this whole situation. He said he fucked up and yeah just a whole lot of crap. Then him feeling bad and apologizing for hurting me. It's hard for me to believe him after what he tried to pull.

I just want Scott out.. mostly because it lets me sit back and continue to play how I was to begin with.. being right in the middle and having both sides go after each other and be able to just watch. Hopefully Scott leaves, he's definitely overstayed his welcome at this point. Everyone else is much more deserving to stick around!

And at the eviction, Chelsia’s plan was foiled.

Chelsbot: With 3 votes, Scott, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

[DJ]

Week 8

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Will Kirby



After Scott’s eviction, the house was more divided than ever. One could feel the venom oozing from the walls. Both sides hated each other, and they wanted to win HOH to rub it in the other side’s face.

Janelle (Diary Room): We have a live Head of Whores competition, and I want to WIN it and then I want to go batshit crazy. And I want my side to go crazy as well. It's time to expose alliances and put everything out in the open.

Janelle (to Chelsia): So if I win tonight I want you to go crazy.
Chelsia: Like say, fuck you bitches—all of you are going soon?
Janelle: Anyfing you want. I just want a big celebration if we win.
Chelsia: I’m up for that. No more hiding anything. It’s awn.
Janelle: It’s too late in the game to hide stuff.

Will (Diary Room): This game is getting so personal and so bitter it’s scary. Hopefully I can come up with a huge win and knock Chelsia down a few pegs. This challenge is going to be me, Eddie, James and Jason vs. Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel. I want to stick around in this game long enough to wipe the confident smirk off those bitches’ faces.

However, there was one player who had no intention of winning HOH.

Jason (Diary Room): A guy needs to win HOH tonight. The Lord knows that it is not going to be me, since it would be the stupidest fucking thing if I won HOH. I am playing a great middle man game.

But at the HOH competition, Jason’s worst fears came true. The other houseguests eliminated themselves one by one, until Jason was the last one standing.

Chelsbot: True or false: Nicole was evicted before the second live competition.
Janelle: BUZZ! False?
Chelsbot: The correct answer... was True.
Janelle: Oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWD SHIT.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason, you are the new HoH!

And Will and Eddie threw a celebration.

Will: YAYY!!
Eddie: YEAH!!!

James (Diary Room): The HoH challenge was funny! Why was it funny? Cause worthless players like Jason can sit there, not answer a single question, and still win HOH! It was horrible! Rachel, me, Chelsia, Will, and Janelle all lost because we got the wrong answer! Leaving worthless people like Jason with the win!

Janelle (Diary Room): *storms through house* I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF! *barrels into bookshelf before entering Diary Room* WHAT THE FUCK?! Okay, first Eddie stays in the eviction. WHAT. THE. FUCK. GAWD he is so fucking obnoxious I can barely take it. Then I get the last question wrong and FUCKING JASON wins. Someone who has done absolutely NOTHING in this game so far, and he didn't do shit in that competition either. *blood curdling frustrated scream* FUCK THIS! *throw glass against wall* I wanted to be the one celebrating a win.

After the competition, all hell broke loose…

Chelsia: Eddie and Will, you are clearly bed buddies right the hell along with James. So you want sides? YOU wanna start some shit? Bring it on you field playing fuckers!

Will: What the hell? PMS?

Chelsia: You two wanna bring up names all the time, SO YEAH FUCKING PMS MOTHAFUCKA! *Slams Eddie to the floor* *Drags Will across da backyard by weave* *Throws James down steps*

Will: I really don’t get why you’re so mad at me. You’re the one that lied to me and screwed me over. I should be mad.

Chelsia: Don’t play me for a bitch Will! You had your side way before you had anything with me. *Drags you around some more by weave*

Will: I don’t know where you’re getting your information from, but it’s wrong. I love how you know who is on my side and I don’t. Could you please fill me in?

Janelle: The sides are CLEAR, but there are still a couple people that need to *pick* one!

James: *Rubs his sore back* Take it easy Chelsia, enough with the name-calling– it’s only a game! So Eddie and Will, whose bed are we sharing tonight? Obviously not Chelsia's cause it is occupied with Janelle and Rachel!

Anyways, I don’t know what’s with you, Chelsia. You like me one minute, then the next you’re tossing me down a flight of stairs! I don’t like playing the bashing game! And as for the sides, one side has clearly been together since the beginning, while the other has been made recently out of necessity! You girls are playing a GREAT game, and one of you will probably win it. But seriously, you didn’t think the rest of us were just going to roll over and wait to get picked off!

Rachel: Do not bring me into this.

Janelle: SIDES, fighting, and other sh-t is what a WARZONE is about. This is Big Brother, and there should be NOTHING about this game that is candyland. *cackles with lighting in the background*

Eddie: Rachel, you ARE in this. Chelsia, I have finally picked a side and I like to call it team FUCK YOU where all we plan are OPERATION: FUCK YOUs because really...you should all go fuck yourselves. You and your friends. Now cut the hissy fit because no one gives a fuck. We all feel sorry that you, Janelle, and Rachel couldn't win yet another HOH in a row. Let's have a moment of silence... Ok done, stop being a bitch now. But out of all of you... Janelle LOVE for not fluffing up some BS. You go girl.

Chelsia: Face it boys, you wanted sides, Now you are getting them. Don't hide what you guys have, it’s all on the table. Out of necessity? That’s *bullshit* and you know it! You have been in bed with them since early on and you know it.

Eddie: Some of you need a better strategy than lie your ass off about the obvious. It's a dumbass strategy and neither I nor very many other people enjoy partaking in it. Now please continue whining about how I threw people's names into shit and how you were all so happily floating with your pool floaties giggling and having water fights before the big bad boys who always seem to be on the block were mean to you and FORCED you to join hands in anger.

Janelle: I, personally, haven't lied about shit to you since I've been in this house. I've been on the block TOO. Who are the big bad boys?

Rachel: I'm a BSer? The biggest bullshitter in here is named Eddie. Don't you think we've known for a while who you've been tied with. Do you think we didn't know your lying ass was with James and Will when you kept saying "I'm on my own". Have we known your damn allegiances since the FUCKING BEGINNING OF THIS GAME!!! YES!! Quit acting as though you’re this bigshot cause all you are is a little shit.

I have never spoken to you except the week I put you up and what did I say then? I said I was putting you up but weren't my target... so how the FUCK did I bullshit you. YOU'RE THE FUCKING BULLSHITER. You and your fucked up alliance who basically use up people and the second they aren't useful THROW THEM TO THE CURB! Believe me, I have spoken to Dave and I know what the lot of you have fucking said. It's funny that the week before I won HoH you all were buddy buddy but the second I did your dirty work you fucking throw me under the bus. Who are the bullshitters?, YOU ARE!

Eddie: Janelle, I didn't mean you. You seriously have not lied to me at all and I got nothing bad to say to you except who you are rumored to be friends with.

The big bad boys was a reference Chelsia or Rachel made about any combination of me and James/Will working together. I'd definitely say that we have the same goals because what everyone needs to do at this point is so obvious. For I...and probably Will and James not sitting on the block would be a nice change of pace.

Chelsia: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS! YOU BIG BAD ASS BOYS AINT SHOWED ME SHIT! SO SUCK MY TWAT! I lied to you? I told you I want nothing to do with your final 2? How the FUCK is that lying. FUCK OFF, FUCK YOU, FUCK YA, YA CRAZY FUCKER!

James: I just need to say something really quick! Rachel you know for a FACT that me and Eddie were NOT aligned since the beginning! Why because I was tied to you remember, Geminis <3! And while I actually intended on keeping my word, you had side deals going on with Dave, Janelle, and Chelsia! So don’t even go there saying that me and Eddie have been aligned since the beginning! It is definitely an alliance of necessity, and you of all people should know it!

Eddie: I was all buddy buddy with each and every one of you until I found out who was a dick and who wasn't. I'm not going to talk about this, because where did this shit come from? Oh yeah Jason, who is not a member of your alliance won HOH and now you want to make it seem like he's in the middle between two equally powerful groups. This is such stupid shit that it's not worth the key presses you are performing for it. UNFORTUNATELY for you...EVEN if by some chance I was working with James and Will...None of us are COMP WHORES like you and nobody needs a comp whore. Chelsia, you promised both Will and I that we won't be on the block. Then we were on the block. That's lying, bitch! Bet you anything that if Janelle won HOH, Chelsia would not be throwing a random ass fit right now!

Chelsia: BET YOU I WOULD! IT NEEDED TO BE IN THE OPEN, YOU COWARD MOTHERFUCKER! SOOOO ALL YA SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE AND DO IT THE RIGHT WAY! YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER, YOU WERE TOGETHER AND PLAN ON STAYING TOGETHER SO SHUT THE HELL UP IT’S DONE WITH!

Janelle: I just want to apologize to everyone for winning competitions. I thought that's what the fucking game was about. Uh, yeah it is so fuck yeah I'm gonna try to win every comp and be a biiiiig COMP WHORE. Eddie SOME of you are comp whores (James).

Eddie: This has got to be some show for Jason. I'm sure he's enjoying it. I think you randomly deciding to call out 3 people to match your alleged "3" right when one of you 3 stopped having the power... that pretty much says everything right there.

James: Chelsia, whether you believe it or not, I was not tied to Eddie in the beginning! I had more trust in you than him. Sorry Eddie, but you know that we didn’t even talk much during the beginning portion of the game! Will and I have been buddies since probably after Janelle nominated the two of us. And not even alliance partners! Like I said before, and Rachel could agree with me, my allegiance was to the now dead Gemini Alliance! Sounds dumb, but we were all Geminis!

Chelsia: UH, I asked you all fucking last week about this, YOU LIE, LIE LIE, ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. FUCK YOU EDDIE! You know you want Jason in your back pocket and you will YAP all damn night. Funny you bring up Jason into it. I SAID NOTHING OF HIS NAME. You just gave away your own idea is what you did ya crazy fucker. Go sniff paint or something. GET A FUCKING LIFE!

Rachel: James, I have known for a while you were not true to me. It was pretty obvious and you tried to act dumb about it even though you knew I caught on. You've had ties to other people (Will, for example) and made it blatantly obvious the week I won HoH that you were not with me. The second Dave leaves the game I hear my name brought up left right and center by none other then Will and James. I also hear from Dave about how the whole plan was *MY* idea and that I threatened you both to do it. So who lies? How was I supposed to trust you? What was I supposed to do, sit on my ass and wait till you came after me? No, I chose a side, I chose the people who to this point in the game had NOT given me an ounce of reason to mistrust them. You chose your side that is fine. What I don't appreciate is you calling me out when you did the exact same thing I did. I also don't appreciate you lying to others about things I have said and done.

Eddie: I didn't start this shit, Chelsia, you did. I just came here to defend myself I guess...kind of dumb since everyone knows that James, Will, and I don't have a three-way. So I'm done with this shit. Chelsia go break some Easter eggs.

Rachel: Oh and Jason knows what is up. He is a smart guy. He basically has to choose between two sides. It's funny how Eddie keeps denying there are 2 sides but James keeps agreeing that there is one...very funny.

Eddie: I AM NOT DENYING THERE ARE TWO SIDES. The two sides are Janelle, Rachel, and Chelsia and people who are not Janelle, Rachel, and Chelsia. That's the twisted universe I like to live in. Secondly I now remember why I was pissed at you Rachel. You said I was safe...Dave was definitely going to go...blah blah blah. Right? And YEAH it did happen and YEAH I'm really grateful about that. But did you see your veto replacement speech? YOU SAID YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL LAST NIGHT! That was very wtf to me. I came out thinking that you were going back and forth between fucking over Dave and fucking over me when I thought you were 100% fucking over Dave.

Rachel: What I said to you was 100% true you were NEVER my target. Don't you think I had someone else in mind to put up who was equally going to be evicted, ask James your alliance partner about it, he knew of the whole plan. Look at my confessionals once the game is over an you'll see. Of course I had to think about it. You don't just make a decision like that lightly. It was either I vote Dave out a close ally and appease everyone or keep him in and piss everyone off. That week was a lose lose situation for me. Either way it doesn't matter now, I clearly made a mistake that week in trusting that what I was doing was what the house wanted. In effect I was being used by all of you to do the dirty work you coudn't/didn't want to do and the second it was done you all turned on me. That's fine, that's the game.

James: The sides thing I was agreeing to was what Eddie said! 5-3! Why do you think Scott left in all honesty! Three people voted for him to leave because we needed people who could compete with you all in the challenges! Will and Eddie are better than Scott in challenges, so that’s why they stayed and Scott left! So this side thing started after the veto challenge, not when Jason won HOH!


Chelsia: Uh, This sides thing started way the hell back. Amanda first came out with it. Then Eddie jumped on it. You were all planning shit from waaaay back then. You guys play the field, You three are tight and its the truth. What’s funny is all three of you have trouble with trusting one another that’s what I get a kick out of.

James: I agree with Rachel! The Geminis were still together at the time, and Dave was the target the moment Rachel won HOH. Eddie and Will were never in danger, and Eddie you would have stayed had the nominations not changed! That was my take on it anyway!

Eddie: Rach, I never asked you to backdoor Dave. I did jump all over it when I realized I'd be going up. As far as I know it was your own goddamn idea but I mean I don't care about that aspect of it. I have no idea who was as vote out-able as Dave. Dave became a huge target that I felt comfortable sitting next to. My survival was not guranteed vs. anyone else as far as I know at least.

Rachel: Each of you approached me before I had told you anything and you each suggested Dave. So how am I the sole person responsible for Dave's eviction. Why was I painted as the bad person when all of you pretty much told me you wanted Dave out and once I did it, you turned on me and told Dave it was all my idea and that I threatened you guys.

Eddie: I know for a damn fact that I was the last or next to last person to know about that plan. Not to mention that YES, you already told me I'd be on the block. So obviously once that's a GIVEN...the thing for me to be like is...
Hmmm who is a big enough player that I could skate under? Dave. It wasn't like you were like "Hey Eddie pick a person for me to get rid of" and I went "you know what...DAVE"

Will: You guys can really go on thinking we had an alliance from the very beginning all you want but you will see when the game is over how wrong you are. Lets look at the facts shall we? I was nominated by Janelle, Rachel and Chelsia. Eddie was nominated by Rachel and Chelsia. James was nominated by Janelle and Chelsia. Seems to me we have common enemies and started to strategize out of survival. We do not have an "alliance" we have made no promises to each other whatsoever.

Janelle: I have never said you had an alliance since the beginning but I do think that you have one now. I don't really care how it came about but I think you three have one. I think Eddie even said you three are working toward a common goal, aka being allied.

Will: It’s not like we are high fiving each other and promising each other to be the last 3 left here. I’m sorry , but I’m not going after someone who keeps getting nominated along side me. That would just be really stupid don’t you think?

Chelsia: However you wanna sugercoat it, an alliance is an alliance and that’s what you guys have. I am sure you would high five each other once you got a reason to. I am also sure you have made each other some promises. It really don't matter anymore, let just see how this bitch flies.

Jessica: Why is everyone being fake and saying that the Dave plan was once Rachel won HoH?! EVERYONE knows that wasn't when that plan was put into play.. the whole point was to keep HoH away from Dave and I don't remember who else.. and then ANYONE else who won HoH would backdoor Dave.

Chelsia: .Jess being fake? Playing two sides? Can't make up your mind? You are the one being fake, you can even admit to playing both sides when you have been this whole time, and now it’s finally starting to backfire on you. Your ex boyfriend don't even want you in this game, but yet you still wanna play it with him? That’s right I held it back long enough and I gave you plenty of time to bring this up. So now it’s coming out in the house. It needs to be shown Eddie and Jessica have been together since day 1, You two came into this game together and you plan on making it to the end together NO MATTER what either of you say to me. I am tired of you playing all sides, pick a side and stick to it. You can't even have an honest conversation with me. You are always trying to cover something up and I am done with it. Basically like I told you Jess, your ex is playing everyone is this house, waaaaaaaaay fucking more than Dave ever played anyone. What’s funny is most of you buy into his bullshit. I don't buy it for one second, Eddie. Jessica keep trying to play all sides— it’s only gonna hurt you in the end. I really tried watching out for you with that son of a bitch Eddie, but I am done with that. If you wanna put your trust into him after what you've seen, that’s fine. You have officially picked your side in my books. I don't wanna be mean about this, I want the damn truth about what you're doing. Eddie quit trying to play everyone in the house, and Jessica just pick a side please.

Eddie: Janelle did I try to play you? Rachel did I try to play you? James? Will? Jason? What up?

Oh guess what Chelsia you are the only person I've ever offered a deal to this entire game. Face the facts, I used to like you. Now I think you are an annoying bitch.

I take that back, actually. I offered everyone in this game a promise that I will take down you and your two friends before going after anyone else. If that counts.

I'm not Dave. I don't play the house. You do. With your alterations between nice Chelsia and fucking cunt. It's very back and forth.

On top of that you are fucking insane. Jessica and I don't really get along. We try to tolerate each other and not have a really awkward experience but we could never work together. If that wasn't true, you wouldn't even fucking know about us in the first place. I was the one who told you, right?

Batshit insane...batshit insane.

Chelsia: Nope you didn't actually tell me. That was something you were hiding from me. It was all explained clearly to me by Jessica though. Are you denying you came into the game together? Also I don't give two fucking cents what you think about me. You are a bottom line piece of shit, field playing coward. So just hush it honey. If you want me to get really bitchy on you, I can. I also have tons of proof about ya’ll, so it would be dumb to start denying ya’ll are together.

Rachel (Diary Room): All shit broke lose. Everyone was fighting and pulling weaves— it was kind of crazy. Jessica's secret alliance to Eddie has been revealed, which I kind of had an inkling all along. I didn't realize that they were THAT close, though. Now we are at a point where it's basically Janelle/Chelsia/Rachel against everyone else. I am sure Jason and Jessica were never really with us. They just used us to get this far and now that we aren't useful anymore, they are going to try to get rid of us.

After the big fight, Chelsia and Jessica got into a fight of their own.

Chelsia: Was going against us your true intentions, Jessica? I don’t want to fight or make it personal, I just want to know the truth.
Jessica: I trust you with shit and you go and throw it all over the house, why does it matter what the fuck my intentions WERE?
Chelsia: I’ve caught you in too many lies already.
Jessica: What have I lied about?
Chelsia: You been hiding shit, been name spreading , you been doing a lot. First I asked you if you were close to Eddie, you said nope numerous times.. then not much after that you tell me everything about you guys.
Jessica: Um, hello, if your boyfriend/girlfriend was in the house with you, would you tell everyone?
Chelsia: You never should've made a final 4 with us then.
Jessica: You and Janelle never talked strategy with me. Only Rachel did.
Chelsia: Bullshit.
Jessica: You fucking have your side deals with people that you think I don't know about, but I've heard about ‘em from others. So stop pretending that you are all honest in all this.
Chelsia: I have been honest to you, ya damn BITCH!
Jessica: The only thing I kept from you is my relationship with Eddie ‘cuz um that would be dumb to tell anyone.
Chelsia: You know the GAME SO DAMN WELL? YOU’RE SOOOOOOOO GOOOOD?
Jessica: I didn't have to fucking tell you about Eddie.
Chelsia: You have deals with us and Eddie, and you wanna stay true to both—you can’t have that! I have had it with the lying. I am playing with all of it on the damn table, and I want you to just do the same to us. I thought we were all friends, and we deserve to be FUCKING HONEST WITH EACH OTHER! NOW I AM PISSED! I NEVER SPREAD YOUR DAMN NAME AROUND! You did to me. You did all kinds of shit.
Jessica: I FUCKING DID NOT!
Chelsia: BULLSHIT!
Jessica: I NEVER SPREAD YOUR DAMN NAME!
Chelsia: YOU WANT THE FUCKING COUP PLAYED AND I KNOW IT! STOP YOUR FUCKING LYING!
Jessica: Just fuck off!
Chelsia: You will be going soon if you act like that. I promise you that.
Jessica: GOOD!
Chelsia: You can’t even give me a straight answer.
Jessica: Cuz I DON’T FUCKING TRUST YOU! Why do you think I won't tell you shit? If when I do, you blab it?
Chelsia: You have been like this since Day 1, you fat FUCKING WHORE, you never give it straight because you’ve been playing both sides! DON'T FUCKING BLAME ME FOR THIS SHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE MAD EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EX! I NEVER BLABBED SHIT AND YOU WERE STILL THAT WAY, WAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE I SAID SHIT!
Jessica: I can't just jump in and share everything with someone I barely know.
Chelsia: Uh, I know you very well, thank you.
Jessica: You don't know me very well. Alright, what's my best friend’s name? What do I drink a lot of?
Chelsia: I know what you SUCK A LOT OF! Stop fucking telling people my name or I will be after you!
Jessica: I HAVEN’T FUCKING SAID YOUR NAME! Leave me the fuck alone.
Chelsia: You never were true to us, YOU BITCH! Keep floating your way through this one. YOU WILL NOT WIN! Bye Jessica.
Jessica: Good riddance.

Jessica (Diary Room): Chelsia decided to get really personal with me and just completely attack me for no damn reason. She's making me feel really uncomfortable with her in the game. Now she's calling me a fat bitch and shit like that and it just doesn't fly with me. I mean there’s no reason to say shit like that. You expect that shit to make me WANT to work with you? Uh, no, that makes me NOT want to work with you!

Meanwhile, HOH Jason had a decision to make…

Jason (Diary Room): How smart am I? I had a feeling that the HOH comp was going to be the eliminator. I just did. It would be the only challenge I win, the one where I do nothing and sit back and let everyone else win it for me. Hopefully it is a sign of things to come, with me winning this game. Although I do think this HOH really hinders things. I was in a perfect position to play both sides, now I can no longer do this and my days of not being nominated are numbered.

I have two goals this rounds. One is to knock out the coup power that Janelle won from the secret basement. The other plan is to get rid of James since he is a threat to me and the game I am playing.

So I am going to nominate James and Janelle. Then I am going to pray to the Jeebus of Big Brother that Janelle does not win Veto. Then I will be good, she will use the coup and I could care less about what happens next. I just know that my making a big deal out of the Veto comp will mean she wins it. -pounds on wood-

UGH. I did not want this HOH, I do not like this HOH. I do not like it with a house, I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere!

Chelsia (Diary Room): Fucking Jason won HoH, I knew by seeing the vote he was working with them. (James, Will & Eddie) Right after the HoH challenge Jason started saying he might put Rachel up, Rachel however did talk with him and he assured her as he did me that we won't be going up. I don't trust him as far as Marvin can throw dat Star bitch. But if his plan is true and James and Jessica go up, I would run through the backyard with my top off. We would need that veto. We gotta be on *TOP* in every challenge from now, on hoping that we can win them. Jason is talking about making Janie use her coup. Fuck that. FUCK YOU, Jason. You are truly gonna be fucked if you even attempt to turn on us. But them "Bad Boy Toys" need dealing with first. It’s us versus the world, so bring it. *Kicks over chair* I hope it stays this intense through out mah stay in the house.


Rachel (to Jason): I know I'm going up, so be honest and tell me.
Jason: How would you feel if I nominated you?
Rachel: I'd be pretty pissed.
Jason: I am just afraid you would take it personally.
Rachel: I will.
Jason: UGH
Rachel: Just telling you upfront. Especially since you did make an alliance with me and pushed me to boot Dave.
Jason: I understand, I would feel the same way. I’m just weighing all my options. You have no need to fret.
Rachel: I am fretting. I’ve heard things. But don’t listen to Will and Eddie. They just use you and then play everything against you.

Janelle (to Jason): Pick a side.
Jason: I have, but it’s still kinda the middle.
Janelle: Am I going up?
Jason: I am going to nominate you and James.
Janelle: Why the fuck you changed?
Jason: It is only because I am threatened by your coup power.
Janelle: YOU are threatened by it? Why would I put you up? I would put up 2 of 3: James, Eddie, Will.
Jason: It’s just that I don’t wanna have it come down to final six with you and I somehow nominated, and I end up going home. I want James out.
Janelle: So I have to use my power to accomplish that.
Jason: Not if you win Veto.
Janelle: You will just put up Chelsia.
Jason: No. I swore I would not.
Janelle: You fucking told me you wouldn't put up me either. You just changed your mind within like 2 hours.
Jason: I know exactly what I am doing. Would you rather me not give you a chance to save yourself and the Power with Veto?
Janelle: I would RATHER you nominate Jessica and James like you originally said.
Jason: I do not think that is the right move…
Janelle: The right move is to piss off both sides. *giggles*
Jason: Ugh. I hate HOH.
Janelle: It is actually a good position to be in because it means you are safe.
Jason: You are safe, too !
Janelle: Only because of my own work and doing.
Jason: I don’t want you to take my nominations personally. My plan is to rid the house of James. You understand?
Janelle: I understand your "plan" but I'm fucking pissed.

Janelle (Diary Room): Dude, Jason is a wishy washy POS. First he is putting up James and Jessica... then later I hear he wants to put up me, but if I came off Rachel and Chelsia would be safe. THEN I hear later that one of my girls would go up if I came off. Dude, bro, wtf? *skateboards* Jason is a bottom-liner that cannot be trusted. He is trying to play a middle of the road game in a game that is for SIDES.

At the nomination ceremony, Jason went through with his plan.

Jason: I have nominated Janelle and James.

James, you are a fierce competitor. You told me you did not have that power but you ended up with it at the end of last round. It makes me doubt you a little and think back to other things you have told me.

Janelle, you are the front runner. You are a great person and I know you are pissed at me for making this nomination. But I am playing the game for me and what is best for me. Many of us have come to believe you are in possession of a power that is amazing, the coup d'e tat or however you spell it. I feel nervous with this power in the game, especially when an intense competitor like you holds it.

James (Diary Room): OMG, I lied to you about my power, get over it, floater! He actually expected me to tell him everything! I have never liked Jason, and I wish I could have nominated him when I won! Amanda may have been fake, but she had bigger fish to fry! Whatever it is what it is!

Before the Veto competition, Will and Eddie devised a scheme…

Eddie (to Will): We can decide to use the veto on Janelle and hope Rachel goes on the block. Janelle won't use her power and Rachel would go.

Will (Diary Room): I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the plan is if either me or Eddie win Veto, we are going to save Janelle. We are hoping Rachel will be the replacement, and me, Eddie and Jessica will vote her sorry ass out of here.

At the Veto Competition, the houseguests had to solve 5 puzzles. The solution to each puzzle was a question pertaining to their time in the house. After solving the puzzle, they would have to answer the question.

Eddie came out on top…

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Eddie. You have won the Golden Power of Veto!

Eddie (Diary Room): I can't believe I actually won something much less THE GOLDEN POWER OF VETO. The only way I saw myself winning shit before is if we had a food competition...not the kind with losers but like the type where the house works together to get food by finding letters in a bowl of shit and spelling out the names of eats. Yeah then I'd win. I'd jump in the shit and get the house rice and crap.


I am using the Veto on Janelle, because I think Janelle will save the coup for herself and I can see Rachel leave....or if I'm really really lucky then Chelsia.

There's always the chance that Jason is weak and the dumbest player in the history of Big Brother and he'd put up Will or something stupid like that.

And he chose to remove Janelle from the chopping block…

Eddie: Alright let's get this shit over with. I thought a lot about this shit and I've come to the conclusion that I want to use the Power of Veto on... JANELLE! Expect the unexpected bitches. Who woulda thunk it?

…but Jason did not follow through with nominating one of Janelle’s allies.

Jason: I had a plan in place this week, and since that is fucked up, I do not care about the nomination. Sorry, please do not take this personally, but I am going to nominate Will.
Will: Yahoo!! Nominated for a 5th time!!
Eddie: Jason if I'm in the jury house, and you leave exactly in 4th place...I will laugh at you.
Jason: Honestly Eddie, I think you made a dumb move vetoing Janelle. Hey everyone! I've got an idea, let's let the person who has won the most competitions and is playing a great game come off the block and still have a power that lets her overthrow the HOH. YAY!
Jessica: Oh, bite me, Jason, you are aligned with Janelle, Rachel and Chelsia. You could have made it so she'd use her power but you chose not to, so don't even go there about what Eddie did.
Eddie: Nominate me...and vote me out. When Jason comes into the Jury house I'll get my fun back until then...it's not going to be any fun I'm just sitting around waiting for an execution date. Final 3: Rachel, Chelsia, and Janelle. Janelle wins final HOH and takes whoever she wants. Done. Wake me up when it's time to cast the vote for the winner.
Rachel: Eddie, you seem to say quite a lot for someone who does not seem to care. Why don't you take the high road and quit being so bitter about everything. It is a game, some people win some people lose. If I go next, so be it. It is JUST A GAME.
Chelsia: Truly, just when the cards don't look right for you ya *WHINE* all fucking night and day! FUCK YOU. Suck my poor excuse for a human being pussy ya whinny ass bitch. If ya can't handle the *heat* stay out da *kitchen* Eddie and Jessica feel like they lost control and can't handle that feeling at all. YOU TWO ARE CONTROL FREAKS! Don't take it personal it's a game. And a fine one at that, if you're not having fun, it’s only because you aren't even giving it a try anymore. So go out there and just have fun put the personal stuff behind us and get on with this.
Will: At this point, I think Jason is either the smartest player of the dumbest player. He could have a plan and surprise us all and make it to the end. We will just have to wait and see.

Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel were thrilled with Jason’s decision.

Rachel (Diary Room): OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jason nominated Will! Eddiot's plan backfired BIG time and now he gets to see one of his allies leave the house, and no one out of the trio has to leave. PLUS! We still have the coup which means we have for sure made the final 6!!! We have majority for sure again! I am loving this. This could not have worked out better for any of us.

…but the other side was furious.

Jessica (Diary Room): Jason decided to make the stupidest move ever in the entire game.. and that is nominate Will and not even take out the coup.. umm alright then, great job dude!

James (Diary Room): Stupid Jason throws Will up! So Janelle must be laughing her ass off! What a dumb plan, and the same results would have occurred had Janelle stayed on the block and used her power! So now, I’m probably going! Janelle keeps her power! And one of the three girls will take the win!

Will (Diary Room): Jason is the dumbest player here. He nominates me after telling me flat out that Janie told him if he nominated Rachel or Chelsia she would have used her power. If that was true, then why the hell didn’t he nominate them in her place and force her to use the power? I don’t really know what to do at this point. It’s out of my hands. I just have to hope they see James as more of a threat than me.

At the eviction, Eddie failed to vote. Jessica voted to keep her ally James, and Rachel had to keep James due to the Big Brother handcuffs. Chelsia and Janelle voted to evict James. The final decision was all up to Jason…

Jason: Well, since a lot of people have told me that Will now wants me out more than anyone in the house, and since Will and Eddie are close and I hope it makes Eddie mad, I am going to evict Will.

Eddie: You overestimate how much I give a shit about this game Jason. Sorry Will, apparently this is my fault somehow.
Chelsia: *Rolls eyes* SURE.
Eddie: Is there a specific reason you have to be a dick every chance you get? or do you just enjoy being an asshole a lot?
Jessica: Bye Will, sorry to see you go.
Chelsia: *Bullshit*. Why did ya send him home if you're sorry?
Jessica: Hmm why am I sorry? Uhh because I actually like Will.
Will: No hard feelings on my end for anything. It’s all a game, and when everyone understands that, you will really have a lot more fun playing. I’ll be voting for the player who played the best game in my opinion at the end. Good luck to Everyone!

[DJ]

Week 9

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner



After narrowly escaping eviction, James was feeling relieved…

James (Diary Room): I am still here! It sucks that Will is gone, but I am a fighter! I will do whatever it takes to make it another week! I honestly plan on honoring an alliance with Jason, until a certain point. He is third on my alliance list, behind Jessica and Eddie. It’s cool though because I am probably fourth, behind the three cunt hoe bags! Okay, well they aren’t that bad...

And Jessica and Eddie had had enough…

Jessica: This game has stopped being fun and not because everyone "hates" me either. It has to do with the shitty way everyone is acting and treating not just me but Eddie as well, and you all say that he's treating you all badly. Yeah, well, if you want to be treated with respect, then realize this is just a damn game and get over yourselves. I'm so done with this game. Whoever wins HOH, feel free to nominate me.

Eddie: Don't listen to Jess, nominate me...and vote me out. I think I'll just stay in here so that when Janelle uses her coup and puts me up I can save Jessica and James from eviction. For all other purposes consider me inactive.

Rachel (Diary Room): This last week could not have worked out better for me. Will is out of the picture, Eddiot has lost his closest ally, and James is still in, and I know he is close to me. It is WIN WIN WIN for Rachel!! Eddiot must be FUMING!! What an idiot anyways, he mopes around complaining about his poor situation BOOHOO!! Take it like a man, douchewad! It is JUST A GAME!! You got played and put away wet, deal with it. I can understand he's pissed...I would be too, but to want to quit? Come on!! Chelsbot worked her wiring off to get this game going.

Chelsia (Diary Room): So much drama and shit flying around. They all act like little kids with dey feelings hurt and shit. Eddie can see our final 3 coming from a mile away? You seen it since Day 1? Retarded of you ta let us get this far then. SHAME ON YOU! Too funny if ya ask me. I have already let others know that I am targeting Jessica and Eddie. I am hated by all pretty much, so a win for me would be like Chet kicking ass in a challenge on Survivor. Prolly not gonna happen, but I am NOT giving up for one second.

Jason (Diary Room): So Eddie and Jess have made themselves huge targets this week. Eddie has taken everything so personally even though I did nothing to screw him over. He is the one who fucked up. You brought all this on yourself Eddie! With Eddie quitting (or whatever he is doing), I do not know what to do. He is an easy target but if he has just given up shouldn’t I leave him in? It makes winning HOH a little more attractive since I could nominate Eddie and Jess since they both asked to be nominated.

Then I could work with James on the veto, he would win use it on one of the two nominated forcing me to nominate Janelle, that would flush out the power and leave the next round open for James and whoever is left between Jess and Eddie to win HOH and take out one of the three girls, preferably Rachel or Janelle since I want to take Chelsia to the end since it would be the easiest who out of anyone left since lots of people hate her and as much as I love her, if all goes well in the next few rounds my game would have be much stronger.

Eddie (Diary Room): So now that I've lost any social standing in this game whatsoever, I've resorted to just complete temper tantrums. Since I am completely alone and fucked, it's very important that everyone else is just aware of how alone and fucked I really am. In the event that one of them freaks out about their standing in the game...they will run to me about it. Probably won't happen, but that's all I got left in the social department. Of course I will still comp whore to the best of my ability.

The HOH competition was called “Step It Up.” The houseguests had to follow a series of steps to search the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house for the HoH key. After a close battle with Jessica, Rachel claimed HOH.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, RACHEL, you are the new Head of Household!
Chelsia: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Shrieeeeeeek! Ooooooooooh my heck! Thank God you won Rachel. *Runs across backyard* Hell yeah!

Chelsia (Diary Room): Hell yes! Just when it was lookin' like Jessica could win the challenge Rachel stepped it up hardcore for this one! I am happy as hell right now, I know for a fact I was going up if Jessica won this. I know that other side is FUMING right now, but check out mah face. Do I look like I give a sh-t? I know I am pretty hated, and I just plan to totally stop talking to that side. That’s how bad it’s gotten up in this house lately with their *whining* all the damn time. Rachel, Janie and myself have all worked hard for this in our own ways and I would just be torn up if we didn't make that final 3. But enough touchy feely stuff, I really need to run through the yard yelling my head off for Rachel’s win.

Jason (Diary Room): So Rachel won. I am at a loss for an accurate emotion to portray. I feel that I am safe, This week could go in so many different directions it is crazy. If I may quote the filthy whore J-Blo from season six: Things in this house change on a dime, Kaysar. Swearing on you life means nothing to me. I suck cock. I think that quote describes what might in down this week. I am so damn wishy-washy and super sketch. I like don't even know what to do with myself. On the surface it may look like I have chosen a side, but on my insides I have not. I wanna get rid of one of the three girls, but I just do not know if I could bring myself to do it.

Rachel (Diary Room): I won HOH! YAY! This means I have for sure made the final 6 in this game and I do not have to worry at all about this week. One of Eddie, Jessica or James will be leaving the game and I am ecstatic! I would prefer Eddie to leave out of the three, but all 3 need to go eventually, so it doesn't really matter.

At the nomination ceremony, Rachel set her sights on Jessica and Eddie.

Rachel: I have nominated Jessica and Eddie.

Jessica, you and I have been close this whole game and I think we still are. This nomination has to happen in order for me to stay true to my alliances and to continue in this game. You have also let me know that you wanted to be nominated this week so I am just granting your wish.

Eddie, we are on opposite sides. Do not give up though, I want to see you fight. I wish you both luck!

Janelle (Diary Room): Rachel nominated Jessica and Eddie ,which is a pretty good move, I guess, but do you think it's as good as having James up? No, but all these whores have to go sometime! *cackles*

Jessica (Diary Room): Her lameo nomination speech? What the fuck was that all about? I never asked her to nominate me! At this point I don't trust Chelsia or Rachel anymore, they both threw that out the window for me. I still trust Janelle and I'm not going after her personally, there’s no reason for me to, she hasn't done anything to me. These people are just crazy though, oh and I don't trust Jason anymore either, so really the only people I trust left in the game are Eddie, James and Janelle. That's it.. a weird arrangement of people I know.

It was time for the Veto competition. The game would take place in 6 rounds. Chelsbot would ask a question, with the answer being an evicted houseguest. The houseguests would run to find a picture of that houseguest and then run to a station to check in. The last houseguest to check in would be eliminated. The game came down to Rachel and Janelle, and in the end, Rachel took home the Veto.

Janelle (Diary Room): It came down to me and Rachel in the neato veto competition, which was fine because we just needed to stop Gaymeth from winning. I am happy for Rachel that she won it. But I am still PISSED AWF to lose. I am *competitive* and I don't friggin like losing *throws temper tantrum*

Rachel (Diary Room): OMG!! I am on a competition winning streak! I am now the winner of my second Veto *holds Veto* and I not only won but I DOMINATED that challenge. I got first place in 5 of 6 rounds. I basically left everyone in my dust.

After winning the Veto, Rachel approaches Jessica about saving her with the Veto.

Rachel: Do you want me to take you down?
Jessica: Who would go up in my place?
Rachel: I’ll put up James. I thought you wanted out this week. I don’t really want to put James up, but I’m closer to you.
Jessica: Yeah I want off.
Rachel: Can I have a favor, though? If you win next week, spare me.
Jessica: I was not going to nominate you if I won. I was going to nominate Chelsia and Jason.

Jessica (Diary Room): Rachel wins Veto and the first thing she says is "do you want me to take you off the block" and I was like WAIT WHAT!?!??!?!?! You just left two people that were in a relationship in the game together and that’s just ridiculous. Can Eddie and I seriously pull this off when literally ALL odds are against us?! Bring it on bitches… we'll show you what it's like to really play this game and do whatever it takes to get to the end!

Rachel (Diary Room): Jessica said she wouldn't nominate me and that she really didn't want to leave the game. She was all nice to my face but I found out she was actually pissed at me for nominating her. YOU ASKED ME TO!! Oh well, at this point I feel no need to honor our alliance. She never told me about Eddie and I basically told her everything I did. How am I supposed to trust her?

At the Veto ceremony, Rachel followed through with removing Jessica from the block…

Rachel: I have decided to nominate James in Jessica's place. Good luck to both nominees!

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well, Jessica was saved. *rolls eyes* I don't care much, though. I mean James going up is pretty sweet as well. Jessica should get hers soon enough, but I do see her as more of a threat right now. But now with Eddie and James up, what does one do? Take out the couples alliance? Take a threat outta the game? I know Janelle really wants James gone, and has for quite some time now. Rachel is really wanting Eddie out. Its a crazy week and we are torn on what to do, I just hope whatever move we make ends up being the best one for us in the long run. I would hate to see James and Jessica in the final 5 with us, and I would also hate seeing Eddie and Jessica maybe getting a bit of control some time.

Jason (Diary Room): As everything always happens, I get screwed. Rachel obviously is still aligned with Jess somehow. Ugh. I really have no clue what the fuck to do. I would keep James if Jess was not in the game, I feel like he would chose her over me, and she is wiggling her way into all of my damn alliances which is why I wanted her gone.

In the end, only Chelsia voted to evict Eddie…

Chelsia: I wanna vote you while I have the chance, so I choose to evict Eddie. I hate you and I know you would be pissed by this, so FUCK YOU!

And James was sent packing…

Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1, James, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Jessica: Bye James
Eddie: Save me a beer in the jury house just in case. I might be in there before it gets stale.
Chelsia: Why do you two get all sad after booting a person out? Or try sucking up to them? You are the fucking reason James went, so just stop with your beer talk and stop with sad faces, as you TWO are full of SHIT. You have it falling out of your ears and mouth. Funny how each week you say ya’ll don't have a couples alliance. Then each week, you just prove more and more that you are together. I honestly don't care what your plans are or how bad you want me out. I know one thing: I have had it with you two for weeks now.
Jessica: WTF are you going on about Chelsia? Just STFU nobody cares I'm not sucking up to anyone.
Eddie: Chelsia are you fucking insane? I WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK!

James: Bye People! I’m out!

A little stuff that I would like to say...

Chelsia: Thank you for keeping me! It means the world, and it was a shock! I didn’t wanna go out unanimous!

Eddie: Great guy! Best of luck, and go far! I don’t wanna see you on the jury, so win stuff! ;D

Janelle: I think you’re playing an almost perfect game. You got my respect, and you are doing a great job in the challenges. I also enjoyed out rivalry, it made the game more fun!

Jason: Sorry for the mean things I said about you in the diary room, it was right after you nominated me! After that, I was glad to have reconnected with you!

Jessica: My BFF in this game! Geminis <3 Don’t worry about a thing Jess! I left in the most perfect way, and like I told you before, I wanted you to win the game more than I wanted to win the game! Win this thing! Pleez! If not then we will still have a blast at the jury house!

Rachel: My back is still hurting from the knife wounds! But in all honesty, I enjoyed playing with you. You have been great, and I don’t blame you at all for doing what you did. Continue to play hard, and dont hold back in challenges! Be the challenge whore I know you are!

[DJ]

Week 10- Part 1

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner



The game was down to six, and there was only one more opportunity to use the hidden powers from the basement. The competitions would be do or die for everyone this week. For now, Janelle was just ecstatic to finally be rid of her house rival.

Janelle (Diary Room): Dude, James is FINALLY gone! About FUCKING time. Some people might be sad that he's gone, but I'll tell you something, dahling, I ain’t upset in the least. He was prolly the biggest threat to me, so of course I am fine with him going.

As the only person who voted to keep James, Chelsia was having mixed feelings. She was happy that a threat was gone, but she regretted that Jessica came off the block. She had been hoping to send her home.


Chelsia (Diary Room): James wasn't able to escape the block again, which was sorta nice, but also a bitch. I knew Jessica coming off the block was a bad idea. She shouldn't even be here right now!

Meanwhile, Rachel unlocked the hidden power that once belonged to Dave. She now had the ability to declare war on the HOH. If she defeated the HOH in a game of battleship, she would have the power to replace one of the nominations.

Janelle (Diary Room): Rachel unlocked the safe that had the power Dave originally got. So we will have two powers and hopefully be pretty damn safe.

The HOH competition was called “Piecing It Together.” The houseguests were given 6 jigsaw puzzles with letters written on them. These letters would form 2 phrases. The houseguests had to figure out that the 3 Big Brother-related puzzles went together to form a phrase, and the 3 war-related pictures went together to form the second phrase.

Eddie quickly solved the puzzles but was unable to figure out the phrases. He chose to submit just the puzzles, but then he solved one phrase: “Big Brother is Watching.” Figuring that he was not the first to submit, he gave the phrase to Jessica. As the only houseguest to submit a phrase, Jessica took the power.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Jessica won HoH. Mmmmmhm, I will prolly see that block for the first time >: ( .. That’s alright, though. The week is far from over. I think this will shape out ta be one wild ass week in the house. Should I talk with Jess? Or let it be? Honestly I think I will let it be. *Throws food at Jessica's picture*

Rachel (Diary Room): The HoH competition was ridiculously hard. I worked on it for like 6 hours and could not for the life of me figure out the phrases. In the end, Jessica figured it out (or should I say Eddie who then told Jessica and then tried to pretend he didn't know anyone else had figured out the phrases. Seriously dude, you are a bad liar) and won HoH and I knew I could be in trouble. Even though I have my prize, I’m not sure that once this whole week is done, the chips will fall in the right place.

Eddie was already running through scenarios…

Eddie (Diary Room): This is what I'm going to tell Jessica to do and I think she'll do it.

1) Put up Rachel and Chelsia.

2) Tell Rachel that she knows she has Dave's old power. Also tell her that she wants me on the block but doesn't have the guts to do it herself.

3) Offer Rachel a deal where she (Jess) throws the battleship challenge so that Rachel wins and takes herself off and puts me in her place.

4) Play veto. BEST CASE SCENARIO IS IF JASON WINS AND TAKES ME OFF THE BLOCK. Next best thing is me winning veto. Finally it would be alright if Jessica won veto and took me off. I might also be decently ok with Janelle winning but I'd rather not.

I want to be on the block before Veto starts. It's actually much safer on the block than off the block this round. If I'm on the block I have a chance at two different immunities from Janelle's coup d’état and those are WINNING VETO and HAVING VETO USED ON ME.

But Jessica had a different plan…


Jessica (Diary Room): This fine bitch is ready to get her revenge!

Rachel has told me she's using her power to challenge me no matter who I nominate, and that she just wants it to protect herself... but that she won't use it to change my nominees if I don't nominate her..

I could nominate Jason and Chelsia with the intent of taking out Chelsia... hope that Rachel doesn't use her power to save Chelsia... and hope that Eddie wins Veto so he can save Jason.

At the nomination ceremony, Jessica nominated Chelsia and Jason.

Jessica: Chelsia.. you are trying to manipulate everyone in this house. Plus, you've attacked me a number of times, and I can't deal with that. Karma... that's all I have to say.

Jason… you are definitely not my target, and we've talked about this, so I hope you understand. But you have pissed me off during this game if that is even close to a reason to nominate someone .

Chelsia (Diary Room): Week 10 and my ass is up on the block. I just really wanna go out there and give 110% in the veto challenge. A lot ta still go down this week. That bitch Jessica better know I'm not goin' out without a fight. We just need a few things to work out for us to make her plans backfire. It’s time to give them hell and pour fuel on da fire.

Chelsia: Funny little speech you had planned there. Honestly, you were the one caught trying to manipulate people—you just weren't any good at it. You were flat out busted so keep playing that *card*! Each conversation I had with you proved to me that you were doing nothing but playing your boyfriend’s side, as well as our side. You are mad at me for calling you and Eddie out, and you should just say that in your reason. Don't beat around the bush. You done said it’s personal, so I don't buy your bullshit reasons for one second. Speaking of karma, you're right, it’s a fucking bitch, you betta b’lee dat!

Eddie: Stop flipping out because Jessica didn't vote me out over Scott and James. You throw a fit after each such vote. The bottom line is I'm way too friendly, cute, and lovable to be voted out... if you have a problem with that... LICK MY BALL SACK.

Chelsia: Uh, was I even talking to you? This has nothing to do with past votes, ya both know that. It does have ta do with Jessica trying to play two sides and act like she’s not. Then being called out about you two being together since Day 1. That’s the only reason I am up. Jump on here and stick up for her, and protect each other, then have the ballsack ta come up to me and say you’re not together. You are both mad because I didn't plan on playing this game with you. You TWO can LICK my SNATCH.

Jessica: You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, Chelsia. Who was I trying to manipulate? For the 100th time who the fuck is on Eddie's "side" I'd really like to know.. you all keep acting like he has a huge side or something.. when, really, who are these invisible alliance members?! I haven't thrown my cards everywhere for you to see, you have no idea what the hell I am doing, because I haven't trusted you worth shit this entire game. Stop with saying I'm playing "both sides". You never would have known about Eddie and me if I hadn't TRUSTED in you by telling you, so your statement makes NO sense whatsoever. You aren't all my targets, stop speaking for me. I'm playing both sides? What about you? How are we both mad that you don't want to play the game with us?! WHY would we want to play with you anyway? I'd rather be voted out than play with you.

Chelsia: Lick me well, honey! You are the one who makes no sense. First you say you didn't trust me worth shit. Then you trust me enough to tell me about you and Eddie? You make a f---ing head *spin*. My name calling bugs ya’ll? Honestly, I don't give a shit. I've been called numerous names and didn’t run and cut my fucking arm off. I will call people what I wanna call them, and ya’ll can feel free to call me what you want. The fact is, it’s a game, and if you guys wanna take it ta heart that much, just leave me on the block and get rid of me. I won't play Candy Land with all you, so you don't like me being here.. I'm on the block... DO ME! Eddie, you are biggest, most full of shit person in this house. You ain't nothing but wet behind the ears, boy. GET A CLUE, GET LIVES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR NONSENSE! AND MY FUCKING GOD, IF YOU CAN'T ADMIT TO YOU AND JESS BEING TOGETHER YOU NEED TO BE SHOT IN THE HEAD!

Jason: Eddie has told me that Jess is his biggest competition, so take that at face value, I suppose. Chelsia, you are a fucking bitch, Candy Land is the best game ever. I cannot believe you do not want to play with me.

Jason (Diary Room): Each side is right in their own little way. Jess is right because Chelsia should not be making the game so fucking personal, and Chelsia is right because Jess should be honest since it is the final six, and no one really gives a shit why they are nominated since they know it is going to happen.

So the plan this week is simple. Have Eddie win veto. If Eddie wins veto he is going to take me off and that will force Jessica to nominate Janelle or Rachel… meaning that one of those three will go home, and I think it is long overdue. They are all fun people who I like, but inside the game they are all huge threats… well except Chelsia since she is offending everyone and makes a great final two partner.

I have said to myself, I am leaving if the nominations stay the same. But the more I think about it, the more I know that I will not. Janelle is going to use her coup power no matter what this week. Eddie would get slapped up on the block and his ass would be booted by Chelsia and Janelle, I would hope. I am not as big a threat to them as Eddie would be.

Eddie and Jessica got into an argument about the nominations…

Eddie (Diary Room): So Jess and I had a fight... Jessica either wants me out or she is terrible in this game.

Eddie: Wow, if I don't win Veto, I'm leaving.
Jessica: Stop it. Stop making me feel bad.
Eddie: I assumed you could have figured out the obvious. Does it really take me to piece the whole thing together? It’s not Physics.
Jessica: I don't think the same way you do.
Eddie: You didn't think at all!
Jessica: Eddie, please stop it.

Eddie (Diary Room): Yeah I understand why I'm going to be fucked...I'm going to be fucked because I'm her tool for getting Jason off the block. THE ALL OR NOTHING PLAY to get Chelsia or Rachel out.

Before the Veto competition, Rachel decided to declare war on Jessica. She won the challenge, giving her the right to change one of the nominations.

Rachel: I choose to remove Chelsia from the block and nominate Eddie. She is in my alliance and I feel I owe it to her to remove her from the block.

Chelsia (Diary Room): War was declared up in this bitch! It’s been a wild week in this house. First, I saw the block. Now Eddie is just soooo cute and lovable he finds himself right in my old spot. LOL you spoke waaaay too soon on that one, Ed. I gotta thank Rachel a million times over. She was truly there watching my back this week and I owe her.

Jessica (Diary Room): Rachel used her power and used it to save Chelsia.. I shouldn't have even thought she wouldn't, but I was testing her and now she has failed. All bets are officially off now. If I win HOH, her and Chelsia are going up, end of story.

The Veto competition tested the houseguests’ ability to keep a poker face.

Chelsbot: Welcome to the Big Brother Casino. It's time for "Bluff Me A Veto." In front of each of you are 10 chips, one side of the chip has the word "Bluff" printed on it. The other side has "Truth" printed on it. One at a time, you will take turns being the "dealer." There are 12 cards, each with a question written on it. If you wish to answer the question truthfully, the true answer is the one you gave me when this question was asked to you at an earlier time. If you decide to bluff, you may answer any way you like. After you give your answer, the other houseguests will bet on whether the person was telling the truth or bluffing. I will reveal the correct answer, and the person who was asked a question will collect a chip from any person they have deceived.

Chelsia’s turn was first.

Question: When is the time you got into the most trouble when you were younger?
Chelsia: For breaking into a school.

Eddie and Jessica chose Bluff, while the others chose Truth. Chelsia was telling the truth, so she collected a chip from Eddie and Jessica.

Eddie (Diary Room): That's the worst she did? She probably raped and murdered somebody.

Question: Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
Eddie: Natalie Portman.

Eddie told the truth, and everyone but Rachel guessed right.

Question: What qualities do you like most on a man or woman?
Janelle: Well endowed and the ability to pound through a wall.

Eddie said Truth, and the others said Bluff.

Janelle: I was bluffing. My real answer was “tall or taller than me at least, fineness, thick and overpowering, muscular, good hair, not a slut, not a slob, clean (hygiene wise and STD wise), not a cheater, honesty, sense of humor, good sense of style, not too clingy, not creepy, older den me, knows what he's doing in the bedroom, comes onto me/makes the first move *giggles*, able to hold a conversation, comfortable silences, doesn't get bored, likes the same stuff as me.”

Janelle collected a chip from Eddie.

Eddie (Diary Room): Should have had a showmance with Janelle to find out. Damn.

Question: What is your funniest nickname?
Jason: Snoopy.

Everyone said Truth, which was the incorrect answer. The real answer was “Strawberry.”

Jason (Diary Room): All I know is that I cleaned them out with my nickname question. Are they really that dumb that I would make my truth so glaringly obvious??

Question: Have you ever stolen anything? If so, name the item you stole.
Jessica: I stole a pack of gum when I was younger.

Janelle and Chelsia thought she was bluffing, while the others correctly said she was telling the truth.



Question: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Rachel: Time manipulation

Everyone but Jason correctly chose “Truth.” Rachel collected a chip from Jason. After 1 round, Jason was in the lead with 14 chips. Chelsia and Jessica were in 2nd with 10, Janelle and Rachel had 9, and Eddie had 8.

Question: If you could have learned one life lesson earlier than you did, what would it be?
Chelsia: I wouldn't have smoked weed.

Eddie (Diary Room): Fucking bullshit. Would have been more believable if she wasn't still smoking weed.

Eddie and Janelle correctly said Bluff, while the others said Truth. Chelsia got chips from Jason, Jessica, and Rachel. Chelsia’s actual answer was "Stay in School."

Question: If you had to be stranded on a deserted island with any person in the world, who would you choose?
Eddie: Chelsia

Eddie (Diary Room): I hope I completely WTFed them on that one.

Only Jessica and Janelle correctly chose Bluff. Eddie’s actual answer was "Christof Koch."

Question: What is your favorite activity to pass the time with?
Janelle: 'bating

Janelle was bluffing. Her answer was “surfing the net.” She fooled Jason and Jessica, and collected chips from them.

Question: What is the craziest thing you have ever done to get with a guy/girl?
Jason: I pretended I graduated from their high school when I met them in college.

Jason was telling the truth. He collected chips from Janelle and Rachel, who guessed incorrectly.

Question: Who are you most likely to confide in?
Jessica: Bry

Eddie (Diary Room): I fucking hope not. He's her best friend...ugh. I should answer truth but I refuse to believe that douchebag is her #1.

Everyone but Eddie correctly said it was true. Jessica earned a chip from Eddie.

Question: If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be?
Rachel: Jeff Probst

Eddie (Diary Room): Seriously? The fucking host of Survivor is the most interesting person in the world? She's either fucking obsessed or lying. For her sake I hope it's lying.

Rachel was bluffing, her real answer being Brad Pitt. She fooled Jessica and earned a chip from her.

At the end of the game, Rachel was in last with 7 chips. Jessica was in 5th with 8. Eddie and Janelle were tied for 3rd with 10 each. Chelsia was in 2nd with 12, and the winner with 13 chips was Jason!

Jason: Yay! That was a fun challenge and it looks like I am the best at bluffing.

Jason (Diary Room): I tried to make my statements very bland and not over the top. That way people really have no idea and would just guess. This was probably the hardest Veto for me since I really wanted to win it and stay in the game.

At the Veto ceremony, Jason saved himself from the threat of eviction…

Jason: Well, I have won the Golden Power of Veto. I think that it would be a dumb move to not use the Veto. I was nominated just because I have pissed Jess off. So I have decided to use the Power of Veto on myself. Suck it hoes.

Janelle was nominated by default, leaving Eddie and Janelle to face eviction. And Eddie was at a dead end…

Rachel (Diary Room): Eddie is pretty much gone. There is no way Chelsia and I are voting Janelle out of this game, so it is pretty much a lock that Eddie is gone. This whole week has been such a rollercoaster ride, and I cannot wait until it is over.

Janelle (Diary Room): I have to go on the block since everyone else is safe from comps or using powers. I ain’t really worried, yaknowwhatimsayin? As two of the voters are Chelsia and Rachel, my whores who I'm pretty DAMN sure wouldn't vote out the Buxom Blonde. And if they did they would be missing a nutsack after about .2 seconds. I'm sure Eddie will be sucking up and trying to work it to get Rachel and Chelsia to vote me off, but I don't fucking fink that's happening, dahling. *pours chemicals with lightning, repeating maniacal laugh, and electrical socket hair*

Eddie (Diary Room): I mean yeah there's nothing to be done now. It's been fun, although I severely dislike certain people in this game, such as Chelsia and Rachel. I wish Jessica put both Rachel and I on the block like I wanted. In hindsight that plan would have 100% worked but Jessica has this retarded shit in her brain that if you are loyal to someone you can't put them on the block.

And at the eviction, Eddie’s game came to an end…

Chelsbot: Eddie, Janelle--in just a few moments your housemates will cast their votes to evict live. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.

Janelle: Well, gawsh *flips weave* I'll tell you something, now. I'd rather be sat at home wif my real friends than be in this house wif a bunch of fucking weirdos. That's what I fink. I fucking wanna go home, dahling than be in this house wif a bunch of fake two faced weirdos. Just kidding *giggles* I hope I stay and if yall vote me out I WON'T understand and I WILL harbor ill feelings.

Eddie: SUCK A DICK. Actually I'll add more stuff... Basically I'm pretty damn sure I'm out of this game right now. It's been both fun at times and stressful at times and I'd like to thank the Chelsbot for being AWESOME... I want to have your babies. I've tried playing the game differently than how I usually play...meaning being honest. Well for the most part. I lied my ass off to Jessica at times which is extremely ironic.

Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1... Eddie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Chelsia: Bye bye bitch. Too cute? Too lovable? To go home?

Eddie: Peace out, motherfuckers.

[DJ]

Week 10- Part 2

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner



After Eddie’s eviction, the houseguests barely had time to catch their breath before being hit with a shocking announcement. They thought they were about to compete for a live HOH competition. But little did they know, they would be playing a full week of Big Brother in less than an hour’s time.

Chelsia: Jessica, you better win this, as you are next.
Rachel: Chelsia, be civil.
Chelsbot: Eddie was just evicted from the Big Brother house, but he will not be the only person leaving tonight.
Janelle: Oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD

Janelle (Diary Room): When Chelsbot announced the twist about the fast round I was like " OH MAH GAWSH!" I really didn't expect that.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Ooooh hell yeeees! Eddie is friggin gone >: ), No more of his cock talk, and bullshit. It will be truly nice, Eeeek so I thought! We was however hit with a twist. Mmmhm, a fast forward week. I was still happy as heck from the Eddie boot, and to know Jessica could go home right behind him made me light up like cokehead with a crack pipe!

Chelsbot: Big Brother is going into overdrive in a twist we call Big Brother: Fast Forward. The HOH competition, nominations, Veto Competition, Veto Ceremony, and eviction will all be taking place in less than an hour. At the end of the night, we will be down to our final 4. To kick things off, let's start the HOH competition.

The HOH competition was called “High/Low.” Chelsbot would ask 8 questions about the Big Brother: Warzone game. Each question will contain a number. The answer would be either higher or lower than the number given. The houseguest with the most points would be crowned the new Head of Household.

Jason and Jessica fought for survival…

Jason (Diary Room): The HOH was do or die for Jess and I. If one of us did not win, then one of us was going to be evicted. This was preferable to being in the final four with the alliance of 3. Since Jess would have my back and I would at least have someone to fall back on, while with the other three I am alone. You should have seen me during the HOH. I was exactly like Daniele Donato during the final five HOH during BB8's fast forward week. I was grabbing my head and cursing at myself for being such a moron with my guesses, it was nice.

…but it was Rachel who claimed victory.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, with 7 points, you are the new HOH!
Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: omg omg omg

Chelsia (Diary Room): Rachel saved the day with another HOH win : ) She’s on fire right now!

In a live nomination ceremony, Rachel nominated the two outsiders.

Rachel: Okay, so it is no secret who I am aligned with.
Janelle: *raises hand*
Rachel: Jason, you are my first nominee.
Jason: Bitch.
Rachel: Jessica, you are my second nominee, and this one hurts. I had 100% trust in you…
Jessica: Because I didn't tell you about Eddie.. yeah yeah yeah moving on...
Rachel: I love how you just brush it aside like that.
Jessica: It's a game and it shouldn't hurt. That is the only thing I didn't tell you, and I didn't nominate your ass last round even though Eddie wanted me to, but whatever.

Jessica (Diary Room): Rachel won HoH, and she nominated Jason and me.. figures.. and her speech was lame. I really don't give a shit. It's just a damn game and I'm over it being personal, it was strategically stupid for me to tell her about Eddie. They can all bite me.

Rachel (Diary Room): Jessica threw a fit and was pissed off because I nominated her. I love Jessica, but how could I trust her when she lied to me for weeks about her and Eddie? What I find funny is that she doesn't even seem to realize how big of a deal it was. I told her everything so far in this game alliance wise. The second Eddie would've gained power she would've said sayonara Rachel.

After the nominations, the houseguests immediately headed outside to play for the Veto.

Chelsbot: This Veto Competition is called "Make It Count." You will be presented with collections of objects that are here to test your confidence. To earn a point, Big Brother will ask you a question about a collection of items. The answer is always an amount. You will have 15 seconds to write down what you think is the correct amount. Then, I will reveal your answers to everyone. After seeing each player's answer, you will have 2 choices: to stay or to fold. If you fold, you cannot earn a point for that round, but you are still in the game and may continue when the next question is asked. But, if you have confidence in your answer, you can stay in the game and go for the point. If your answer is closer to the correct number than any other person who chose "Stay," you win the point. If you Stay and your answer is the furthest from the correct number, you will be eliminated from the competition. If there is a tie, more than one person may earn a point or be eliminated. The first player to earn three points will win the Golden Power of Veto.

The first item was Veto Symbols. For reference, Chelsbot showed them an image of 100 veto symbols.

Chelsbot: Jessica- 2,500 Jason- 15,000 Janelle- 2,500 Chelsia- 200 Rachel- 1,000.

Chelsbot: Jessica and Janelle are the only ones who chose to stay in the game, and since they tied, they both earn a point. The real amount was 1,887.

Janelle: That's pretty close, I guess, but do you think it's as close as me and Tom Welling?

The second image was of a night sky filled with stars.

Chelsbot: Rachel: 300 Janelle: 280 Jessica: 310 Chelsia: 1,300 Jason: 200

Chelsbot: Jessica, Chelsia, and Jason are staying. The correct number is 230.
Janelle: Fuck.
Jason : YES
Chelsbot: Jason gets the point. Chelsia is out of the game.

The third item was toy soldiers.

Janelle: I like a man in uniform sometime.
Chelsbot: Jessica: 3,200 Janie: 790 Jason: 801 Rachel: 600
Chelsbot: Everyone chose to stay. The answer is 561. Rachel gets the point and Jessica is eliminated.
Janelle: Damn, look like more.
Jessica: It does look like more. (laughs)
Jason : Not 32,000.
Chelsbot: Janelle, Jason, and Rachel are tied with 1 point.

The next item was dollar signs.

Jason : This will suck.
Janelle: No,it will be good! I LOVE money! <3

Chelsbot: Rachel- 1,200. Janelle- 960. Jason- 601.
Chelsbot: Rachel and Janelle chose to stay. There are 905 dollar signs.
Janelle: Oh mah gawsh!
Chelsbot: Janelle gets the point. Rachel is eliminated.

It was down to Janelle with 2 points and Jason with 1 point. The next item was M&Ms.

Chelsbot: Jason- 803, Janelle- 1,000
Chelsbot: You both chose to Stay. The correct amount is 693.
Jason : YES!
Chelsbot: Jason earns a point and Janelle is eliminated. Jason, you have won the Power of Veto!

Jason (Diary Room): The Veto competition was so much fun. Who is the biggest Veto whore? I believe Jason is. He has won the most Veto competitions, even though in one of them he did not actually win the Power of Veto. That Veto was intense though, I played it so well. I knew exactly when to fold and when to stay. It was a great feeling although it did seal Jess' fate. Funny how when I win veto, I seem to seal people's fates.

To no one’s surprise, Jason quickly removed himself from the chopping block…

Jason: Uhhh........... Sorry Jess, but I save myself.
Rachel: No Marjealous?
Jason: NO HO

…forcing Rachel to nominate one of her own.

Rachel: I will be putting Chelsia up as the replacement.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Jason won the Veto which sorta sucked, but also took some pressure off the voting for me. My ass saw the block again .. Which I was truly alright with, as Jessica was the real target.

Jason and Jessica tried to convince Rachel to turn on Chelsia…

Jason (Diary Room): I was talking to Jess, and we were trying to think of a way to get Rachel to flip on the other two. I tried not to talk to Rachel since that would have just given her more reason to evict Jess since it would show that she was my final two partner? Even though she was not really, I just wanted someone who would gun for the others and not evict me in the final four. Meh.

Jessica: You should save me in a tie... :-P but I know you won't.
Rachel: I can’t just get rid of Chelsia.
Jessica: So Chelsia will take you to final 2?
Rachel: No clue…
Jessica: ‘Cuz I still would if you kept me.
Rachel: I have to do what is best for me, and at this point I don’t know if I am your actual final 2 partner.
Jessica: I kept my word to you last round…
Rachel: I don’t know if you lied to me all this time.
Jessica: When you said if you used Veto on me if I wouldn't nominate you, I kept my word. Even though I knew that Eddie wanted me to.
Rachel: Either way this goes, please know that I adore you.
Jessica: I don't care, I've went through a lot of shit in this game and at this point I just don't give a shit about anything to do with it anymore. I just can't trust people…and you won’t have my vote to win.
Rachel: Well, you could've trust me.
Jessica: I DID TRUST YOU.
Rachel: Fine, be that way. Just quit it. I’ve had it. It’s always about YOU YOU YOU! And I’ve fucking had it.
Jessica: You are just as fake about the game and a hypocrite as people have said, the only thing I lied about is my relationship with Eddie because I had to in order to protect the fact that if I told you.. hmm he would have been nominated and evicted early on just as Janelle tried to get James out that early. That is why I couldn't say a thing to anyone. I told you literally everything else.
Rachel: You’re all pissed cause I’m voting you out because YOU LIED TO ME.
Jessica: You didn't ask if I knew Eddie…
Rachel: Whatever, its all about you, you’re right, I’m wrong.
Jessica: I was going to tell you after I told Chelsia.
Rachel: That’s NOT THE POINT. You didn’t tell me FOR WEEKS!!
Jessica: Well I'm severely sick, and nobody seems to give a shit.
Rachel: I DO!!! I care about you a lot. That’s why I wanted to punch Eddie, remember? And Chelsia. Because what she said was wrong.

Jessica (Diary Room): If I leave... which it looks like I will be leaving.. Eddie and I will be like Jessica/Eric and leave on the same day LOL!!! But I mean we talked about quitting together so much that it's actually kinda funny that we end up out of the game at the same damn time HAHAHA!

Jessica went down fighting until the very last minute…

Chelsbot: Chelsia, Jessica--in just a few moments your housemates will cast their votes to evict live. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.

Chelsia: Well Jessica has said numerous times she just wanted to quit, I have always wanted to be here and put 100% into this game. I always will, no quitting for me. I am here for my alliance and they know it. You played us and the other side.

Jessica: I would love to stay, The only thing I regret in this entire game is hurting Rachel's feelings, so I apologize for that. If I go I go.. it doesn't matter either way. I don't think anything that I could say would sway anyone’s minds. But… I can say this... Janelle... do you honestly think that Chelsia is going to take you over Rachel or Jason to the final 2? Because if you know for a fact that she is then yes I understand you voting me out but if you don't know.. your odds against me taking you are much higher since you are the only one that hasn't done anything to piss me off.

Chelsia: Blah blah blah. Yap, yap, yap.

…But after a tie vote, Jessica was sent packing, leaving Jason on his own to battle the alliance.

Rachel: Well I have to make a hard decision between 2 people I adore. This is not easy, but Chelsia has never done me wrong. Jessica, you never told me about Eddie and at this point I don't know if what you tell me is the truth… I don't know if Jason is now in fact your final 2 partner. I just do not know.

Jason: HE IS? I’m not!

Rachel: So at this point, I have to go with my gut... and my gut tells me to evict Jessica.

Jason: Bye Jess.

Rachel: I understand if you hate me.

Jessica: Save it. I don't want to hear it.

(Jessica leaves the house, slamming the door behind her)

[DJ]

Week 11

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Rachel Plencner



After Jessica’s eviction, the alliance of Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel felt like they were on top of the world. Only one more person to get rid of and they would reach their goal of making it to the Top 3. Plus, Jason would not be that hard to take out.

Rachel (Diary Room): Week 11 began with only 4 people left in the house: Jizznelle, Chestia, Gayson and Gaychel. This final 4 is ideal because I have a solid final 3 with the two bitches and Jason will be easy to get rid of. We just need to win both the HoH and Veto.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well, with Jessica sent out the door, it truly puts us in a great spot. We are one step away from making that final 3. We just need Jason to slip up for us. Well, we actually just need to go out there and beat the sh-t outta him in this upcoming HOH. Making final 3 with my girls has always been the main goal. It’s been a crazy wild ride, and I hope we all have enough in the tank to make the final 3. As it would truly be sunny skies from there. This season has kicked ass and I love it! *Rips up Jessica's stolen shirt* Mmmhm, took dat out cho *bag* honey. BOOYA!

Jason knew that he would be fighting an uphill battle—he was completely alone against 3 girls who had dominated the game. It was win or go home at this point.

Jason (Diary Room): The night ended on a sad note, with Jess being evicted by Rachel. It was a sad night for Jason. He cried himself to sleep. Jason is alone in the house. : ( Ah, final four. Did I ever think I was going to be able to make it here? I did. I knew it was very possible for me once I made the final nine. Both sides were after each other and I was comfortably sitting in the middle.

The HOH competition was called “Blast From the Past.” It consisted of 7 rounds, each round a miniature version of a past competition.

Chelsia (Diary Room): Well got my first look at the HOH challenge, and I think Jason will have a bit of trouble winning this one. He MUST be BEAT the next two challenges for this to work for us.

In the end, Rachel took the win, claiming HOH for the second week in a row and for the fourth time in the game.

Rachel (Diary Room): I WON HOH FOR THE FOURTH TIME!!!! I am the challenge whore with 6 competitions won. With this win, I am guaranteed a spot in the final 3, and that much closer to the final 2. Hopefully my alliance wins Veto to ensure that Jason is out of this house and out of this game for an awesome FINEal 3.

Jason: Good luck with nominations.
Rachel: Thanks.
Jason: Me and whom?
Rachel: Chelsia.
Jason: Well, I will just kick everyone's ass in veto tomorrow.
Rachel: Well, you can this week. You’ve won Veto the last 2 times.
Jason: I have a secret coup power. It’s Called: "Jason's Twat,” and anyone named Rachel is evicted. Well, you gonna try in Veto?
Rachel: Always
Jason: No!

At the nomination ceremony, Rachel nominated Jason and Chelsia.

Rachel: There are no reasons really this week, we are down to 4 people and I only get to keep 1 person safe. Good luck to all 3 of you.

And Jason knew he only had one shot left…

Jason (Diary Room): I was nominated, surprise. Final four nominations really mean nothing. All the power is in the holder of the veto, which will be me. I am going to win this veto, I need it the most and none of these other players want it as much as I do. They are going to underestimate me. I have played it up that I am bad at challenges but I have turned it on the last few rounds. I am going to win.

I made a little cheat sheet, since I am praying that the veto will be similar to the final four vetos they have on the show where you have to fit past houseguests on a board. I made a list of every HOH, who they nominated, who won veto, the name of the veto and who was evicted and by how much. I then made a list of the order in which everyone received their keys for each nomination ceremony. Right now I am going to make a list to see how everyone ranked in HOH and Veto competitions in case there are questions like that. I want this veto so fucking bad. I am like a fat kid and the veto is my cake.

The final Veto competition tested the houseguests’ knowledge of past events in the game…

Chelsbot: Let's play "When The Stars Align"! You will see a series of clues in the shape of a star. The 10 answers are 10 of the 12 houseguests that have been evicted from the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. An answer may not be used more than once. To answer a clue, place the 2 corresponding houseguests' faces on each side of the clue. Even though some of the clues have more than one correct answer, there is only one way to arrange all of the faces in order to correctly complete the entire star puzzle. The houseguests' faces are hidden all over the house. When you find a face, place it in the correct slot.

And Jason’s hard work paid off…

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason. You have won the final Golden Power of Veto!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs around backyard- YES! YES! YES!

…And he set his sights on the Buxom Blonde.

Jason (Diary Room): FUCK YES! Jason is the veto king! I have officially won the most veto competitions, which is 4. I am so proud of myself for making the final three. My decision was made up before I even competed for veto. Janelle's ass is grass. There is no way I could beat her in the final two. I feel as though she deserves a better placing than fourth since she had played a great game. She has been a competition whore and made very good strategic decisions. She was the one who was controlling the game, through other people. Sorta like a puppet master. Janelle is one of the funniest people, and me voting her out is nothing but respect and I hope she understands it.

…But Janelle was less than understanding.

Janelle (Diary Room): Who wins? Who fucking wins? Jason's ass who hasn't done SHIT this whole game except win competitions when he is danger, and some of his wins he just lucked into which pisses me awf *seethes* I'm basically GOING this round because I've heard Jason's been gunning for me for a long time. I would VOMIT and DIE if he won this game. I would *never* vote for him to win. That would be a fucking pathetic winner, dahling. PATHETIC. He has been a floater the whole fucking time and never chose a side. FUCK HIM. *chucks wine glass at wall*

And after winning several competitions and dominating the game, Janelle was suddenly powerless.

Jason: I am basing my decision on who I think I could beat if I made it to the final two. Janelle, you have played an excellent game, and I am 100% positive that you would kick my ass if it was me and you in the final two. I have nothing but respect for your game. I hope you do not take this decision personally, since it is no where near personal. With that, I am going to evict Janelle.

Janelle: *gets up in Jason's face* I've put so much HEART and DETERMINATION into this game and you haven't done JACK SHIT.

Jason: That's not true--

Janelle: THAT'S BULLSHIT, JASON *flips couch* I have been straight up with basically everyone and you have been a two faced fatass!

Jason: I'm not fat *picks up muffintop from floor*

Janelle: Honey, please. LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF YOU, JASON!

Jason: I had to evict you.

Janelle: had to? HAD TO? WHO FUCKING HELD A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT? *looks around* hmm... *snatches up butcher knife*

Jason: Janelle...

Janelle: I'm gonna RIP you a new one!

Jason: Wow! That sounds... magical

Janelle: You psychotic pervert! *throws knife* Filthy bitch, I will take you out! You got 5 seconds to get up. 1, 2, 3, 4...

Jason: *starts to get up*

Janelle: 5 motherfucker! *smacks Jason with chair* What you gonna do now, bitch? *starts strangling Jason* What you gonna do now? *maniacal laugh* Try to evict me! *continues cackling*

[DJ]

Week 12

Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Jason Guy, Rachel Plencner



After Janelle’s eviction, Rachel wasn’t feeling too optimistic about her chances of winning the game…

Rachel (Diary Room): I am sad that Janelle is gone, because with her here, I would feel less scared of my current situation. However, now the three of us don't have to vote each other out. That's a small prize .

And despite getting rid of a threat, Jason knew that he was still on the outs…

Jason (Diary Room): Do or die. If I do not win HOH, I am not going to make the final two. I would love to have as much trust in Chelsia and Rachel that they have in each other but I am just not feeling it.

The final HOH competition would be played in 3 parts. The winner of Round 1 would automatically advance to Round 3, leaving the remaining 2 houseguests to compete against each other in Round 2. The winners of Rounds 1 and 2 would then face off against one another in Round 3 to determine who will be the final and most powerful HOH. Part 1 was a test of endurance, and Rachel came out on top.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel! You automatically advance to the final round of this HoH competition.

Rachel (Diary Room): Am I cursed to lose like Janelle/Cirie/Kathy? I won part 1 of the Final HOH competition, which is great, but I know that if Jason wins the final HoH competition, I am pretty much out of this game. I gotta make sure that Chelsia or I win, so that I can make the final 2 and convince the jury that I deserve to win this game.

Jason (Diary Room): I already fucked up the first part of the HOH competition. I am a compete idiot. I am so disappointed in myself. I am just going to pray that the second part has nothing to do with searching the house for anything, since I am bad at that.

Part 2 of the HOH competition was called “Warpath.” Chelsia and Jason had to answer trivia questions about the game in order to unlock boxes and retrieve puzzle pieces. Then, they had to use the pieces to construct a path, connecting the houseguests in the order they held the HOH power. Jason was the first to collect all the puzzle pieces, but he and Chelsia both had trouble completing the puzzle. In the end, Jason won out.

Chelsbot: Jason, you have won the second part of the HoH competition. You will face Rachel in the third and final round!

Before the final round, Jason and Rachel struck a deal.

Jason (Diary Room): I had a interesting discussion with Rachel where she talked about taking me to the final two. I am going to play the jury card where if she wins HOH and does not take me, I am going to make sure she does not win the game. I kept the promises I made to her, and I would expect her to do the same for me.

Jason: Rachel! We made it to the final HOH part.
Rachel: And I know I have to win or I’m out
Jason: I feel the same way… although if you threw it. I'd take you.
Rachel: I don’t think I could trust that. You already went behind my back so...
Jason: I never tried to get you out. It was all about the coup. I could not trust what was going to happen with that.
Rachel: I’m pretty sure I have the 3rd place curse.
Jason: I will take you if I win.
Rachel: You will?
Jason: I swear on my life. Please do the same to me. ^__^
Rachel: I will.
Jason: Swearsies?
Rachel: Swear on the Bible.

Rachel was not about to swear on her life—if she won, she was definitely taking Chelsia. However, she wasn’t religious, so swearing on the Bible was not a big deal to her.

The final competition would test how well Rachel and Jason had gotten to know their fellow housemates. Chelsbot would ask them 9 questions about statements made by evicted houseguests. For each, they would be given 3 possible answers. For each correct answer, they would earn a point. The person with the most points would be crowned the final Head of Household.

Chelsbot: 1) When Janelle said "If _________ wins dis game I would diiiiieeee," she was talking about:

A) Chelsia
B) Jason
C) Rachel

Jason and Rachel correctly chose B, so they both earned a point.

Chelsbot: 2) What did Nicole say was the most annoying thing about living in the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house?

A) Not being able to win a Competition.
B) Feeling like you couldn't really say what you wanted.
C) Dave and his followers.

The correct answer was B. Jason and Rachel both said C, so they both got it wrong.

Chelsbot: 3) Mike said the most shocking moment in the game was:

A) Finding out about the secret powers.
B) How intense the game became so early.
C) Janelle kicking serious ass like she did on the show.

The correct answer was C. They both chose B and they both got it wrong.

Chelsbot: 4) Eddie said his biggest regret in the game was:

A) Not voting in time to save Will.
B) Using the veto on Janelle.
C) Not stabbing Chelsia in her sleep.

Both houseguests incorrectly said A. The answer was B. They were still tied at 1 each.

Chelsbot: 5) Jessica said the fatal error she made in the game was:

A) Putting too much trust in Eddie.
B) Nominating Jason instead of Rachel.
C) Telling Chelsia about her relationship with Eddie.

The correct answer was A. Both houseguests said B, and again, they both got it wrong.

Chelsbot: 6) James said the person whose gameplay he respected most was:

A) Janelle.
B) Jessica.
C) Rachel.

Jason said A, and Rachel said C. The correct answer was A. Jason earned a point, putting him in the lead with 2 points.

Chelsbot: 7) Will said the person most responsible for his eviction was:

A) Chelsia.
B) Eddie.
C) Himself.

Jason said C and Rachel said A. The correct answer was B. They both got it wrong.

Chelsbot: 8) Dave said the person he would most like to see win was:

A) James.
B) Janelle.
C) Will.

Jason said C and Rachel said B. The correct answer was A. Neither of them earned a point.

Chelsbot: 9) Drew said the most shocking moment in the house was:

A) When he found out that people thought he was aligned with Dave.
B) When he found out about the double eviction twist.
C) When people suddenly attacked Amanda at the fourth nomination ceremony.

Both houseguests said C, and they were correct. They both got it right, but that was the last question, and Jason won Head of Household by a score of 3-2. It was now time for Jason to evict the final houseguest.

Chelsbot: The power to evict rests solely in Jason's hands.

Jason: Again.

Chelsbot: Before the vote, Chelsia and Rachel can each have a final chance to tell Jason why he should take them to the final 2.

Chelsia: I think taking me is a good choice for whoever won this final HOH, ya'll may see it different. But I am pretty hated by the jury and I just don’t see it being an easy road in the final 2 for me. I am fine with whatever you pick... as I love Rachel.

Rachel: Well, I don't really have much to say, I pretty much thought I would be voted out today, and whatever happens it is okay, but you did swear on your life . Either way, good luck...

Jason: Way to throw me under the bus.

Rachel: I know I’m out, anyways.

Chelsbot: Jason, please stand up and announce your decision.

Jason: Honestly, I did not feel as though I would win this HOH. I have thought about this long and hard. I am losing a jury vote either way, but Rachel and I did make promises to each other before the final HOH. I am going to evict... Chelsia.

Rachel: WHAT? I thought for sure I was gone.

Chelsia: Congrats you two.

Chelsbot: It's official. Chelsia, you are the last person to be evicted from the Big Brother: Warzone house.

Chelsia: Bye, you two and I will think up something bitchy for both ya’ll.

(Chelsia exits the Big Brother house)


Chelsia’s Final Words: Well, Week 12 and my fat, flat chested, no curves ass saw the boot this week >: ) Muahahaha! Even though I’m a hated bitch, I would've given them a run in the final 2 .. I am totally happy with the way I played and feel 3rd place was great for being a crazy, mean bitch this season. I had a blast out there.

For the pieces of shit who signed up and played this, THANKS BITCHES. Ya’ll made it fun one way or another, although at times a few of you were a REAL DRAG. I look back at all the crazy moments that went on and I miss my fights with Jen. She knew how to fight back and knew it wasn't personal outside the game. I thought it would be boring playing with you, but ya made it fun for me .

Dave was also fun playing with—his ass was truly a robot from Mars or some shit! I swear NASA slapped his ass together for this game

James and Will, you both were on the block numerous times and survived. That told me a lot about you two. You played sexy.

Scott I really was hoping you could go far with us and still do. Something happened to ya, and you just stopped playing, it seemed. I had nothing against you though at all ‘cept the fact you wanted my alliance out Seems the whole house did, so it’s cool.

Everyone deserves credit ‘cept Jessica and Eddie. Mmmmhm, that’s right. They don't deserve any at all. They wanted to quit after the host put all she did into this and that’s’ bullshit, so no thanks to you two at all. I give thanks to the rest of you however, but the biggest thanks goes to my girls who had my back the whole time. Janie, you played a perfect game. You really pissed no one off and stated what was on your mind at all times. You played hot as fuck and I was sad to see you voted out of the game. I really wish you at least took your famous 3rd place spot. But you deserved to be right there with Rachel in the end.

Rachel, I knew I would see you sitting in the final 2. Something told me waaay back that we would be sitting here voting for you : ) You play a awesome Cirie-style game ands its earned you the nickname Birie.. you take that social game to da next level I love it!

*picks up bag* ...*cocks head* .... *kisses Chelsbot* ...*Leaves studio*

[DJ]

Finale

Final 2: Jason Guy vs. Rachel Plencner



The war was almost over. After the dust had settled, Jason and Rachel were left to battle it out for the half million dollar prize. The two finalists had taken different approaches to the game, but both strategies had proved to be successful.

Rachel (Diary Room): I know the jury will tear me up. I have lied, backstabbed and hurt quite a lot of people in this game, but I think I have a good solid game to stand on. I was strategic, social, manipulative and good in challenges. All good qualities of a winner.

Jason (Diary Room): I made it to the end. Each week was a test for me. I had to make hard decisions, but each week I think I made the right decisions and got myself to where I was by relying on myself and no one else. I think I deserve it, although Rachel has played a great game as well. Right now the fate of the game rest in the hands of Will and James. Two people I pretty much evicted. Will, the vote tied and I booted his ass and then I had to choose between Eddie or James. I have my fingers crossed, Chelsbot. Although the only problem I had was that the secret basement was not as sexual as I thought it was. I mean, Jason is still a virgin. Come on.

It was time for the jury to drill the finalists. Scott failed to perform his jury duty, so 10th place finisher Dave was brought in as a replacement. Dave was the first juror to speak, and he had a question for the woman who backstabbed him.

Dave: Rachel, please choose one of the following: (1) You get my vote and lose my friendship. The two of us will never talk again. (2) Jason gets my vote and the two of us can remain friends for as long as you'd like. I want to see who the true person behind the evil Rachel is. Are you willing to give away a victory for the chance to keep a friendship, or are you truly just in it to win it?

Rachel: I choose (2). If someone like Eddie, who I've never really had a relationship with in this game asked me, I'd pick (1), but for you it will be (2). I'd like to note, however, that I try and separate the game and friendships. Since you want to bring both aspects together I have to pick #2.

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Will was the next juror to speak, and he was interested in the strategy of the 2 finalists. Competitions meant little to him. He wanted to know who used their head and played the smartest game.

Will: Rachel, you're going to have to explain to me what you did besides win a bunch of competitions, because that doesn’t impress me. I am more impressed by someone who makes it to the end without them.

Rachel: If you think that winning competitions is not important, then why even consider giving a vote to Jason?

I was able to spread myself and align myself with so many people without being caught for so long. I was aligned with Dave, Janelle, Jessica, James, Chelsia, Jason, Nicole.

Dave became threat #1 after Week 1, I had to juggle Nicole, Jessica, Jason and Chelsia who all wanted him out. I had to tell them I would go after Dave while making sure Dave never suspected anything. I also had to play along when Nicole was nominated and make sure Dave didn't suspect anything when I voted to keep Nicole instead of eliminating her as he wanted.

Jessica had 2 people gunning for her in this game. Amanda told me week 1 that she wanted Jessica out of the game, which I let Jessica know about. Jessica also had Chelsia gunning for her earlier then I had wanted to. I was able to control the situation and was never caught by any party involved.

Janelle was the challenge queen and almost everyone wanted her out, including Nicole, Amanda and James. When James won HOH I played along that Janelle as a nominee was a good idea. Nicole had no idea I let Janelle know that she was after her.

Jason, for Jason, I had a couple of people approach me to nominate him. Dave commented on how he barely spoke to Jason. Dave did contemplate nominating Jason and would've if it hadn't been for Janelle and I.

Will: Jason, you surprised me, and I said it earlier, you were either the smartest player or the dumbest player. I am very impressed with how you played the game near the end. You really stood up and separated yourself from the background. I want you to describe some situations in this game where you created your own luck. You made something happen instead of just getting lucky it happened.

Jason: In the beginning of the game I laid lots of little seeds that sprouted and took out some big threats. One of these was the backdooring of Dave. Every now and then I would make a little comment to Rachel, Janelle, Chelsia, Jessica, James, and others that backdooring Dave would be the only way out.

Also, in the early weeks of the game I began to make up lies about Amanda, talking to people about how fake she was being and saying she was lying about a lot of stuff. When James nominated her I was ecstatic because I knew she was going to leave, but once everyone began to attack her at that nomination ceremony I knew my ground-laying had paid off.

Another situation was voting out James. As much as that vote sucked, I had to have Eddie still in the game because I knew that if him and Jess were still in the game the three girls would try and take out the pair instead of going after me.

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James was the next juror to speak, and he had a simple question for both of the finalists.

James: Why should the jury should vote for the other player? That’s right, Rachel, why should Jason win, and Jason, why should Rachel win? I want good reasons, nothing dumb!

Jason: The jury should vote for Rachel because she worked her ass off the entire game. Every week she was doing something. She was working everyone and always knew what to say to a person to get them on her side.

Rachel: Jason should win this game because he has made a lot less enemies than I. He has had to hurt a lot less people to arrive to the final 2 and can leave the house with less "guns" pointed at him than to me. Jason should also win because he was more honest than I was throughout the game. I won't deny that I lied often and to many people, but Jason didn't have to do it. The last reason Jason should win is because he was a target from final 5 on and won the competitions to keep himself alive.

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Eddie was the next juror to speak, and neither finalist was sure what to expect.

Eddie: Jason, why did you evict Chelsia over Rachel? That was freaking badass, but it went against what I imagined would happen. It's always expect the unexpected with you.

Jason: Eddie, I remember having a conversation with you about what you would do if it was me and Chelsia in the final two, and you said you were going to make sure that Chelsia won. You were going to vote for her to win, then get everyone else to vote for her to win. My original thought was to take Chelsia to the finals with me… I just did the opposite of what my gut was telling me and that was to take Rachel.

Eddie: Rachel, who was seriously your biggest threat in the game?

Rachel: The person in this game who I could never get leeway with or who I could never get to believe me was you, Eddie. You never ever believed my lies, you called me out whenever you could, you badmouthed me whenever you could, which to me made you public enemy number 1. So my biggest threat, as I've told you countless times, was you. By the way, I know I'm not getting your vote so this is in no way a form of "sucking up".

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Jessica’s turn was next, and she wanted complete honesty from both of the finalists.

Jessica: Jason, the only real comment I have to make to you is… why were you so cowardly at moments and worried about pissing people off, when in turn it is just a game?

Jason: I agree with you Jess, I was cowardly during the game, but only once, when I was HOH at final eight. The main reason I was, as you say: "cowardly" was just for the fact that I enjoy the friendships I have built in these games and do not want them to be destroyed. I do agree that it is a game and I should have stepped up sooner, but I still stand by the actions I made. Had I nominated either Rachel or Chelsia in Janelle's place, it would have pissed off all three of them off. I was not going to chance pissing all three of them off when I was sitting in a good position with them where I was. I had gotten away with nominating one of them and really only had Janelle a little peeved at me. I came out of my reign as HOH with both sides hating each other even more.

Jessica: Rachel.. are you honestly trying to tell me that you "played me" this entire game? I want to know who was your main ally or who you intended to go to the end with each week. Be completely honest, I'm done with this fake shit.

Rachel: Here you are calling me "fake," when you are here pretending you even would vote for me. I know I am not getting your vote, Jessica, so why even pretend and be "fake" about it? There is no way you would lean my way in any situation. I didn't play you the entire game, when we made our alliance it was solid and I intended to keep it to the final 4. Would I have voted Chelsia and Janelle off before you, I don't know. Probably not, but I am sure I was not your final 2 partner either in all of this. I never set out to "deceive" you. Every move I made and every decision I made I ran through you. When we needed to plan out how to evict someone from the game we did it together. We helped each other out throughout the game.

Jessica: I would also like both of you to tell me the person that is the most deserving to be in the final 2, excluding yourself.

Jason: Janelle. I am so happy I won that final four Veto and was able to evict Janelle. Her game was amazing. She was playing a fantastic game, dominating in the challenges and never really pissing anyone off. Her gameplay was quiet, she did get into it with people when they deserved it or picked fights with her but other than that, she was playing an almost perfect game.

Rachel: Originally I was going to say Janelle, but I had to rethink it. Dave was basically playing the same game I was. He had multiple allies and was willing to backstab if need be to get himself further. Dave was also a fierce competitor and I am sure, had he made it through week 6, he would be sitting here in one of Jason or my spots.

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The Buxom Blonde was next, and Jason and Rachel both knew to expect something bitchy.

Janelle: Rachel and Jason, I could ask you more big, long ass gameplay questions or another question asking you to suck up to me and the other jurors, but I don't fink I'm going to do that *giggles* Instead, I think I will ask you to do the opposite. I am going to ask you to say something *BITCHY* about some of the people that have been voted out of this game. Basically, I am a gossiping shit-talker, and I wanna hear ya’ll *dish* the *dirt* on how you really feel about the other housemates. *cackles, pours chemicals into tubes*

Jason: Josh was a fucking drama queen who took everything to a level it did not need to be taken. Amanda is a filthy, horrible player who I do not like at all. Jen is fucking retarded. She has no strategy and just sucks at life, period. Dave has loose lips. How do you expect someone to keep a secret when he told everyone everything? It was from him that I found out about all the powers and everything. Scott sucks ass. Eddie would not have been able to get a sympathy vote if he chopped off his own leg. Chelsia made this game way too personal, and it was really bitchy and unnecessary.

Rachel: Josh is the world's worst sore loser who can't get the hint that people are not that into him. Mike knew he was up on the block and basically did shit all but sat on his ass. Amanda, who the hell makes alliances with every single person in this game and proceeds to throw all of them under the bus on the first competition?

Dave, I think your jury question is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why? You are just as bad as I was in this game, you just had the luxury that I evicted your ass first. This game is called Big Brother Warzone and not Big Brother Friendships.

James: lie, manipulate, that's the way to play this game, not this silly puppy-dog I love everyone façade. Hit me up when you grow a backbone. Eddiot by himself siting in a tree. L-O-S-E-R. First comes the bitching, then comes the fighting, then comes Edtard in a baby carriage...

Jessica is the biggest hypocrite of all, you can bash my game all you want and say what the fuck you want, but you are simply jealous that I beat you at your own game. Actually, I played a game you would be proud of but because you are so bitter you can't see past the fact that I VOTED YOU OUT.

Chelsia, you have some mouth on you calling people fat and bitches. Well YOU are a skinny fucker, how's it feel now? You are lower then scum!

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Loud-mouthed Chelsia was the final juror to speak, and the two finalists knew to expect something mean.

Chelsia: Wow, we are ALL basically pieces of sh-t for letting these two make the final 2 ... I mean, really, one of those spots are mine! I want you to pick a jury member to slam through a wall/ bash. Get mean if you want my vote!

Jason: I guess I am going to pick Janelle. I know that I am not going to get her vote so what the hell. She is so goddamn annoying. What the fuck do those goddamn asterisks mean? It is so fucking stupid, honestly. I *think* I am go to *shoot* myself in the *head* if I see them one more time. Is it her way of trying to convey tone but who knows. Plus then there is the whole fucking fink and dahling. How hard is it to just say think and darling? COME ON. Who the hell *giggles* after everything they say? Is everything that funny? *giggles* I went to my dad's funeral today. *giggles* That is just as annoying as the *fucking* asterisks.

Rachel: Well if isn't Mr. Fuckface Eddiot. How's it feel Eddie, to have the "Goodie Two Shoes" beat your ass in the game. Feel it! Let it burn because either way when this trainwreck ends, I BEAT YOUR ASS! Go ahead, cry you little wuss? What you want to quit the jury now, is it just THAT MUCH? Can't take the heat, dickwad? Then get the hell out of the kitchen. I may be fake, but you're faker then Janelle's hair and boobs. At least people actually believed me when I lied, what did it get you? Do you think you are THAT GREAT? Puhlease, at least I wasn't the dumbass who veto-ed Janelle and forgot to vote and let my main ally leave the game. Go back to the pond Edtard cause I'm swimming in the ocean!

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After the questioning, it was time for the jury to deliberate.

Eddie: So hmmm who to vote for... Fake ass bitch or the guy who single handedly fucked me over in this game, fucked all my friends, and when we were sure that was the dumbest fucking move he could make...he went ahead and fucked Janelle, and was such an expert fucker by this point that he just sent Chelsia home and took Rachel to the end. Jason is FUCKING awesome.

Jessica: Rachel is being so fricken fake, at least Jason was honest.

Will: I am very impressed with Jason. For the first half of the game I viewed him as a guy who was barely active and no one to really worry about. It turns out that during this time he had a lot of influence over what was going on. He stayed completely off my radar as a threat until the final 8 where I was evicted. He played very well at the end of the game. I thought it was a little risky going to the end with those 3 girls...but he stepped it up and beat them at their game of being challenge whores.

Chelsia: I know for a fact that Jason wasn't out there playing that hard, he barely had time to show up to most challenges in the beginning. For one the Dave move was not him and Jess at all. They of course jumped on that boat once it was afloat. Rachel played an awesome game from Day 1, and we are sitting here trying to bash her game. Jason was a floater. Jason played pretty well from final 6 on, but this damn game started waaaaaay before final 6. Jason's answer to Will's question made me about toss my cookies, A LOT OF BULLSHIT. Like I said he started playing hard at final 6, but he was not outplaying Rachel this WHOLE game at all.

Eddie: Looking back had I ever had any luck, Rachel would have been GONE. First out from your side. Jason wouldn't have left. You didn't go after Jason until it was too late and no one else on this jury was gunning for him. He was better destined to get to the end than Rachel and that's why he deserves to win.

Jessica: Chelsia, how can you know what Jason is lying about or what he isn’t lying about, how can you pretend you know what he did this entire game? This decision is easy for me due to the fact that I was lucky enough to see both of their games without listening to the jury answers. Because of my relationship with both of them throughout the game.

Eddie: Rachel is completely full of shit and a liar. What fucking nerve does she have, trying to make me look like a little bitch who begged her for mercy. She's the weakest bitch in this game. Rachel lies sometimes because of emotionality. She'd rather lie and have people like her than tell the truth and risk losing friendship. Really weak.

Chelsia: Blah blah blah blah, you whinny ass bitch, I swear to God. Suck on it long and hard Eddie. You were outplayed by her and you can't even stand up and say she played well. I think you are a piece of trash and I really don't know why I bother with yapping back to you. Jason's game just doesn't compare at all with Rachel's. I mean it clearly shows who was out there playing from the start and who wasn't in their answers. Jason was pretty much relying on made up stuff for the moves he made in this game. His answers are Kindergarten-like compared to Rachel's, simply because she did tons more in this game. I mean getting on and saying I am with you and to vote Dave is not very bright gameplay to me, and I saw that numerous time through the game from him. He played weak and he played that way for quite a long time. I give him his credit for fighting hard towards final 4, but come on, is that enough to win this game? Not ta me at all. Eddie, I know you have personal issues with Rachel for her speech and the way she acted, but honestly YOU played a hell of a lot worse than she did so SHUT IT, Honey! You need to just admit to how fine she played and give credit where credit is due.

Jessica: There is no credit to give, Chelsia, so shut it! So much more went on than she even voiced, hell so much more went on than either of them voiced, it is just the way it is. I don’t even need to listen to their answers to know how they both played, since I was very involved with both of their games this entire game. But you notice something Chelsia.. Eddie isn’t even directing what he is saying to your dumb ass. His opinion of Rachel is just that— his opinion. You can state yours, too, but just ‘cuz you say shit doesn’t mean it really happened or that it is even half true. You just enjoy hearing yourself talk.

Chelsia: The fact that Rachel was sooo many peoples targets week after week shows she was playing the game harder and quite better than Jason’s under the ‘dar, floating game he was playing. Don't let Jason fool you into thinking he had the plan of booting you out all laid out, as he didn't. Rachel played the better game. I really wish people could put feelings aside and just look at gameplay, but not all of us vote based on gameplay, so it’s understandable. I played to the final 3 with the two of them and I was around both their games to the very last second. I would say I was very involved in their games as well.

Jessica: The only move of Jason’s that I was annoyed with that he did was the one where he nominated Will and played emotionally. But don't let the emotional aspect turn you away from voting him... since Rachel's game was ALL emotional based.

Will: Well out of the 2 of them I would say that Jason "played" me. I knew Rachel wasn’t ever on my side and I never told her anything. I went after her in a challenge and it wasn’t until then that she decided to come after me. But Jason was completely off my radar. Then all of a sudden he appears and I am voted out. I give him tons of credit for what he did to me personally. I think they both played very well. Two very different styles but both equally effective since they are the last 2 people standing.

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It was finally time to crown the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE. One by one, the jurors entered the diary room to cast their votes for the winner.

Eddie: I vote for Jason to win Big Brother Warzone. Big surprise, I know.

Janelle: I vote for RACHEL to win.

Jessica: I vote for Jason to win. We have had an unspoken alliance the entire game. I feel he has played a great game and the key to playing a good game is to get your threats out but at the same time not piss them off, and I feel Jason did a better job of that. I also feel that what I asked both of them to do was be honest in their answers.. I feel that Rachel was not completely honest in her answers.

Chelsia: I vote for Rachel to win. You played my kinda game from Day One. You were straight up social, you knew the game very very well, also rippin' up them challenges has shown me that you are a TRIPLE THREAT. I think that deserves to win over anything that Jason threw at us. I love da hell out of you and I pray to God you win. Best of luck in this, and break a leg.

Will: I vote for Jason to win. I have really put a lot of thought into this vote. I realize that I could very easily be the deciding vote. I think they both played great games. Two very different styles but both worked equally as good. My job here is to determine which one was better. Jason was viewed as a complete non-threat and he wasn't in as dangerous of a position as Rachel. Jason earned my respect when he won those challenges at the end when he needed to. Jason proved to me he knew what he was doing and he didn't just get lucky.

James: I vote for Rachel to win. Played hard right from the beginning and definitely deserves the win more than anyone! If she loses, then the jury was definitely bitter! Well in my opinion at least!

With 3 votes each, it was all up to Dave.

Dave: I vote for Rachel to win. I don't care what my jury question was, because it was just meant to see what kind of response I could get. Rachel wasn't afraid to make enemies, and she obviously showed how hard she was playing. Rachel knows what she needs to do to win, and she's not afraid to do it. She'll lie, cheat, steal (well, essentially), and she's in it to win it. If I am losing to someone, I'd want it to be her. Plus, who else could pull of a backdoor of me, the REAL best player here. Congrats Rachel, you deserve the win!

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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box, as Jason and Rachel waited anxiously. She paused and gave a robotic smile before finally revealing the key.

Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE!

Rachel screamed and covered her mouth, in shock. She had not expected to be crowned the winner. She had been sure that Dave and James were voting for Jason. The two finalists exited the warzone they had been living in for the past few months, and walked out to meet a cheering crowd. After a season of backstabbing, fighting, showmances, and drama, Rachel Plencner had emerged a half million dollars richer.